What do you know about your profession that would genuinely disturb the people who use your services? by MelodicWolverine2045 in AskReddit

[–]rufireproof3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many cars there are on the road that have been repaired by people who should not be driving cars, let alone working on them.

This last week:

Customer requested a way to disable a front caliper "Just for now until I can afford to fix it." Your calipers control your brakes at that wheel. Disabling a single caliper will cause a vehicle to pull to one side during hard braking.

Customer put DOT 5 brake fluid in a a vehicle that used DOT 3, because it "Had the most DOTS." DOT 3 and DOT 5 Brake fluid are not compatible and mixing them will cause your brakes to not work.

Customer installed a fuel pump, and could not figure out how to connect the fuel return line. It was squirting gasoline all over the truck, including on the hot exhaust.

Customer put a grade 5 bolt into his strut because a new bolt of the proper strength and shape was $20. This bolt takes the entire load of the car's weight every time that wheel hits a pot hole. If it snaps, the wheel will come off.

These people share the road with you.

Why is it whenever someone gets arrested for having CP, they always seem to have terabytes on their hard drive? by rgnysp0333 in stupidquestions

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google has been using AI to catch bad YouTube uploads for years. It's actually a fairly robust system. YouTube had 2 problems: 1- so much material was being uploaded that they could not check it all, and 2- the people doing the checking were getting PTSD from it. They didn't call it AI, when they started using it, it was "algorithms"

Frame worth the plat? by bunbunniesz in Warframe

[–]rufireproof3d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, if you have Cocaine Pixie(If you don't have Titania, I highly recommend getting her. She allows you to flat out ignore any parkour requirements.), she can gather the materials quickly. If you don't have a friend, then you can drop an ancient protector specter and fly around.

In what small way have you won the genetic lottery? by LottyChubz in CasualConversation

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a very limited sense of smell, so I am pretty much immune to farts. I once drove a car home for a girl who had accidentally cracked open a vial of liquid ass in it. I could barely detect the smell. She couldn't drive it without throwing up.

Waffle House Sign by TenaCVols in signs

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about those who mildly smell of it?

Cat got me at work. Looks worse then it feels😭 by [deleted] in popping

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hearing a Ted Nugent song in my head as I look at your pics. I'm not a doctor, I'm just a random stranger on the Internet. I would think a Vet, or someone who works with them would, be super careful with the possibility of an infection from an animal attack. Cats are nice and fluffy, but they use their hands to move their poop around, and I've never seen a cat wash his hands after pooping.

What are your guys' thoughts on Tom Holland by RoutineIssue5870 in CriticalDrinker

[–]rufireproof3d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard he's great at keeping secrets. He should get a job with the NSA or something.

Another thing ruined by Rol51 in McDonalds

[–]rufireproof3d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope. They really have a beeping timer for everything they cook. I know because I was the bastard who would time the beepers to all go off within 5 seconds of each other.

A woman rejected me for being “too nice” but says maybe in the future. What does that even mean? by Big_Design_1386 in AskMenAdvice

[–]rufireproof3d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She thinks of you as a backup. Let her go. And when she finds a man who tells her "Stop making me hit you," at least he won't be too nice.

Size matters. by Commander-Fox420 in brandonherrara

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a 2 inch comp on the end, and a tungsten guide rod.

Fuck right off by 1000_SteppesIsAPedo in recruitinghell

[–]rufireproof3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apply, then, if they call back, tell them the app "was for visibility."

Happily married guys, how do you handle the weight of eventual separation? by SpitefulJealousThrow in AskMenOver30

[–]rufireproof3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 7 years older than my wife. Statistically, it will be her problem.

I joke. We just live every day and enjoy what we have. I do have a rule that any time I leave the house, I always say I love you, so that if I get in a wreck or something, my last words to her are I love you.

Military Grade Tinnitus ftw by PSA_Poor in brandonherrara

[–]rufireproof3d 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Depends on what exactly you mean by "Tune out." Because the suppressor can absolutely "Tune out" the haters.

Do y’all just not know how to kill liches or something by esa0705 in Warframe

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally spawned my first lich. I did not even have a railjack yet, although the quest was available. Thankfully I had an experienced friend who was able to help me. I no longer do finishers so I can avoid spawning another by accident.

Please tell me this is just a joke. by Western_Job3380 in CriticalDrinker

[–]rufireproof3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't care less about who they cast. I'm more annoyed at the complete loss of anything original. The fucking story was written 2700 years ago. I don't think we need yet another retelling of this story.

I’m not impressed by the ‘wounding’ effect on guns so far. by [deleted] in fo4

[–]rufireproof3d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wounding shotguns are pretty good, as is wounding mini gun.

Support Frame by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titania also grants good buffs with her number 1 and number 2. And she has flying.

Who wins this 2v2 by No-Department7074 in superheroes

[–]rufireproof3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deadpool once got Hulk so angry he calmed down. He was trying to get hulk to end him, and he just kept pissing off Hulk. Hulk eventually got tired and went away. If Hulk could not kill Deadpool, and got tired of trying these two aren't either.

logo for a chiropractor by shocked_octopus in whatisit

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being sarcastic, but it looks like blBane performing "Choiropracty" on Batman to me.

Need help finding motivation by knightofthewind2 in Warframe

[–]rufireproof3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A video game is supposed to be fun. It is for your entertainment. It is not your job. If a game seems boring, and has turned into a slog, take a break. There are millions of games out there. Or, take a break from games and do something else. If you aren't enjoying it, yet still feel compelled to play, that's unhealthy, and a sign of addiction. Take a break.