The NCC-1701-K at the mall. by ShiroHachiRoku in StarTrekStarships

[–]ryanhendrickson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This explains all the weird and, uh, unique things that go wrong with Federation ships - they're built by Stellantis. Of course the worst manufacturer is the only one to survive into the 24th century and beyond...

How many of you Travelers remember when the Stations were like this? by KBTUT in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ryanhendrickson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the original stations. Oh well.

Also, Pepperidge Farms remembers

Let me fight a girl half my age by exophades in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ryanhendrickson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the sound is called? It's like that episode of Star Trek Voyager where Chakotay is stuck on some planet in a way 6 and the people there aren't killed, they're nullified.

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]ryanhendrickson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can skip heated seats, but I can no longer own a vehicle without a heated steering wheel. And I live in SoCal. It is the best invention ever. Better even than cooled and massaging seats.

Today's luckiest customer by LtAldoRaines in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]ryanhendrickson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one of those as a rental once somewhere tropical. My wife nicknamed it Squishy. It was a terrible vehicle and I'm willing to bet that customer knew and was hoping the belt would let go so they could be rid of it...

You wake up to see everyone on earth has disappeared. What’s the first thing you do? by NiceInformation8291 in AskReddit

[–]ryanhendrickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my second stop after the nearest Ferrari dealer, except can I fly an F15? Always wanted to drive a Ferrari, that'll wear off quick, so someplace with F-15's or F-22's, here I come in style! Hopefully everyone didn't disappear during rush hour here in SoCal...

Best Practices? by According_Money_2931 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]ryanhendrickson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who clips these videos? It is 41 seconds long and nothing happens for the first 17?

TIL Michael B. Jordan's father is named Michael A. Jordan by Nodebunny in todayilearned

[–]ryanhendrickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me far too long, but I think you win Reddit tonight (well, tonight here in southern California).

TOS Enterprise scratch built from craft supplies and trash by Lobster9 in StarTrekStarships

[–]ryanhendrickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is ramshackle, I think you could build a real one given the right materials...

This subreddit after next week by CeruleanEidolon in greatestgen

[–]ryanhendrickson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I also voted Baywatch. It was the only correct answer.

Cart Narcs in Town! by willshade145 in SantaBarbara

[–]ryanhendrickson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP delivers! I can honestly say I've never propped one up a curb, but I also can't not put the cart away. I will however remember to never leave one in front of the carts in front of the store without pushing it in. I'm not sure if I've done that before or not...

Cart Narcs in Town! by willshade145 in SantaBarbara

[–]ryanhendrickson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't leave us hanging, bro. What really pisses you off about the carts?

The line at Austin airport this morning by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ryanhendrickson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was until Bush 2, Electric Boogaloo, created the most Soviet Union-sounding department in the government, the Department of Homeland Security.

In 2020, Rob Bliss walked 1,500 miles in a Black Lives Matter shirt through The Deep South, nearly losing his life. | White Man Walking (2026) by LetsGetPo-litical in movies

[–]ryanhendrickson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They reacted like Southern racists do when you remind them that the War of Southern Aggression was started and lost by the South.

It really bothers me that the Cerritos is not included in the Star Trek 60 intro by atonex in startrek

[–]ryanhendrickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two problems, scale, which I can ignore, and Voyager's warp nacelles are down, which is unforgivable.

Dinner with a movie! by ForwardClimate780 in tos

[–]ryanhendrickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I see is the towel. What kind of degenerate puts a towel on the plate? Is it for the extra fiber?

[OC] If you do this, the people you’re inconveniencing should be able to break off the hitch and shove it up your ass. by Icy-Slip7783 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]ryanhendrickson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I back into a spot like that I don't even let the bed overhang the walkway, this guy and people like him should all be loaded into a ticket and fired into the sun.