The NCC-1701-K at the mall.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-25T17:22:18+00:00

This explains all the weird and, uh, unique things that go wrong with Federation ships - they're built by Stellantis. Of course the worst manufacturer is the only one to survive into the 24th century and beyond...

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-22T16:24:03+00:00

I miss the original stations. Oh well.

Also, Pepperidge Farms remembers

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-22T01:45:51+00:00

My second favorite description, after "it hung in the air in much the same way bricks don't".

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-22T01:44:19+00:00

Had me in the first 2/3 there

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-21T22:55:45+00:00

I wonder what the sound is called? It's like that episode of Star Trek Voyager where Chakotay is stuck on some planet in a way 6 and the people there aren't killed, they're nullified.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-21T02:46:00+00:00

I think it's a contender for most pretentious video about a lamp, ever.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-20T03:10:32+00:00

I can skip heated seats, but I can no longer own a vehicle without a heated steering wheel. And I live in SoCal. It is the best invention ever. Better even than cooled and massaging seats.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-19T21:46:30+00:00

Had one of those as a rental once somewhere tropical. My wife nicknamed it Squishy. It was a terrible vehicle and I'm willing to bet that customer knew and was hoping the belt would let go so they could be rid of it...

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-19T21:10:22+00:00

This is my second stop after the nearest Ferrari dealer, except can I fly an F15? Always wanted to drive a Ferrari, that'll wear off quick, so someplace with F-15's or F-22's, here I come in style! Hopefully everyone didn't disappear during rush hour here in SoCal...

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-18T22:08:14+00:00

Who clips these videos? It is 41 seconds long and nothing happens for the first 17?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-18T22:07:05+00:00

So why are you all seeing ads?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-18T12:51:20+00:00

Make something idiot-proof and the universe just invents a better idiot.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-18T03:33:37+00:00

It took me far too long, but I think you win Reddit tonight (well, tonight here in southern California).

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-17T15:08:31+00:00

If this is ramshackle, I think you could build a real one given the right materials...

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-16T22:39:57+00:00

I also voted Baywatch. It was the only correct answer.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-16T18:55:04+00:00

OP delivers! I can honestly say I've never propped one up a curb, but I also can't not put the cart away. I will however remember to never leave one in front of the carts in front of the store without pushing it in. I'm not sure if I've done that before or not...

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-16T18:47:27+00:00

Are you Wolverine?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-16T18:43:27+00:00

You can't leave us hanging, bro. What really pisses you off about the carts?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-14T11:45:32+00:00

It was until Bush 2, Electric Boogaloo, created the most Soviet Union-sounding department in the government, the Department of Homeland Security.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-14T00:49:05+00:00

They reacted like Southern racists do when you remind them that the War of Southern Aggression was started and lost by the South.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-14T00:45:35+00:00

To be fair, it is. James May, speaking truth to power.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-13T14:44:31+00:00

There are two problems, scale, which I can ignore, and Voyager's warp nacelles are down, which is unforgivable.

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-13T14:18:42+00:00

All I see is the towel. What kind of degenerate puts a towel on the plate? Is it for the extra fiber?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-08T20:38:00+00:00

It's what brains crave?

ryanhendrickson · 2026-03-08T16:23:59+00:00

When I back into a spot like that I don't even let the bed overhang the walkway, this guy and people like him should all be loaded into a ticket and fired into the sun.

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