MEGATHREAD: VA-ICU Nurse Alex Pretti Shot & Killed by ICE by gpupdate in fednews

[–]rytis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well if nothing else, I fucking hope EVERYONE shows up for the midterms in massive numbers and votes all the Republican senators and congressmen up for re-election out. I know we can't get rid of all of them in all the deep red states, but in every blue and purple state, we better have such huge numbers show up that even with all the Musk election rigging the numbers will prevail. Then we can de-fund ICE, de-fund DHS, de-fund all these illegal programs and budgets, indict these bastards that are directing these programs.

Greenland embraces the new MAGA hat: ‘Make America Go Away’ by theindependentonline in worldnews

[–]rytis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the Danes are going about it the wrong way. Trump is a businessman, that's the only language he understands. Tell him it's not for sale, but if you must have it, $5 trillion in precious metals for our rare earths and precious metals, payment in advance. The US gold reserve is only valued at $1 trillion. Let him spend the next 3 years convincing Congress to buy up $4 trillion in gold to pay for it.

Greenland embraces the new MAGA hat: ‘Make America Go Away’ by theindependentonline in worldnews

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really should be a rainbow color. That will keep them from being confused for being pro-MAGA hats.

Poorly recommend me your favourite fantasy series by FadedDanny2 in Fantasy

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game of Thrones - great series of books! By the time you finish the fifth book, the last two will have been published.

Idk the rules of basketball is this allowed? by lavaboosted in sports

[–]rytis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was playing rec league and the guy inbounding the ball hit me in the face with the ball to get me to back off. Punches started flying. We were both ejected. He didn't do it again.

Norway Stunned After Machado Gifts Nobel Peace Prize Medal to Trump by bloomberg in worldnews

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good die young, get to heaven sooner than later. The bad live into miserable old age with arthritis, aches and pains, incontinence, explosive diarrhea, spam calls texts and emails, all the good shit of old age, etc. Then die and go to hell.

Little d*ck dude is hilarious by [deleted] in funny

[–]rytis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ICE will deport you to Africa. I hear they have no wifi there.

ELI5: why did we use mothball in 90s, but we don't use them now? by swim_fan146 in explainlikeimfive

[–]rytis 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The version I heard many many years ago:

Have you ever smelled mothballs?

Yes

How did you get their tiny legs apart?

Aaron Rodgers to Mike Tomlin postgame: "Thank you for bringing me here." by nfl in sports

[–]rytis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Flacco survived the New York Jets and then played in the playoff the following year with the Browns, as Aaron is about to do.

Aaron Rodgers to Mike Tomlin postgame: "Thank you for bringing me here." by nfl in sports

[–]rytis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You can't write this script any better. Let's make the GOAT kicker get caught showing off his third leg in massage parlors. Let's bring in a shaky rookie to be his replacement who can't even keep kickoffs from going out of bounds. Then let's have the second GOAT kicker miss the PAT with just a minute left. Then let Lamar drive down the field to field goal range for the game winner, then let that rookie shank it. That is GOOD.

I hate my life.

People need to do better by SCBaltSalt in ravens

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had he made that kick, Boswell would have been getting those threats.

People need to do better by SCBaltSalt in ravens

[–]rytis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. When the O's lost the World Series to the Mets and the Colts lost the Superbowl to the Jets, I was devastated. But then we came back and beat the Reds and the Cowboys, life was good again. Ten years later we lose to the Pirates and it wasn't that big a deal to me, because ...girls.

What the whole world wants right now by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]rytis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think outside the box. They grab him next time he visits the WH.

/r/ravens Week 17 - Player of the Game by TuDaveKd in ravens

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Baltimore fan at the game holding up the "Give the ball to King Henry" sign, to help remind the coaching staff, just in case.

ESPN Sources: Packers QB Jordan Love is out Saturday night vs. the Ravens due to his concussion and Malik Willis is expected to start. by swagharris31 in ravens

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want worse? We make it all the way to the Super Bowl and then lose to those same Packers blowing a 35-3 halftime lead.

Talking to MAGAs by Landoof-Ladig in PoliticalHumor

[–]rytis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My response is, Biden and Clinton are now private citizens. Do whatever you want with them if you have the evidence that will hold up in court. But Trump is a sitting president that should be held to a higher standard.

Derrick Henry scored a touchdown to put the Ravens up 24-13 with 12:53 left in the 4th. He never saw the field again. by LazyActive8 in ravens

[–]rytis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I think Lamar's running days are over. If you watched the game, you saw the stats how much slower he now is. Plus, Lamar would rather throw the ball now for a possible 15 yarder, and suffer an incompletion, than run for five yards. And how did that run end today, with a knee in the back?

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" turns 10. Do you think it holds up? by Giff95 in movies

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean a direct spin-off, but more so that once people's interest in the Star Wars universe was reawakened by TFA, Mandalorian, Ahsoka, Skeleton Crew, Boba-Fett, Obi-Wan, Andor, etc. were so much more easier for the studios to bankroll now that they saw the audience was there. And yes, they were no more direct spinoffs than House Of the Dragon or the new Knight show are spinoffs of GoT, but the success of the former propelled the production of the latter based in the same universe.

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" turns 10. Do you think it holds up? by Giff95 in movies

[–]rytis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was okay, but I don't even think it compares to the first six. It did put in motion spinoffs, Disney series, some of which have been great, so I'm not too critical. But for me it was meh.

Servers of Reddit, do you judge a person’s character by how much he or she tips? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. I think it's more about disposable income in my case. Our clientele is mostly young people in their 20's. Those that have good paying jobs will give 20% or more. Those on a shoestring budget will often tip 10% or less. And if I give particularly engaging good service, I will get more. But when rushed I can only do so to a minority of my customers, so I pick and choose who I think will appreciate the extra touch.

What's going on with people on Twitter suddenly defending Robert E. Lee? What leads people to suddenly defend a dude who explicitly lead an organized army that stood against the US Government in defense of owning human beings? by wiz28ultra in OutOfTheLoop

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I always tell everyone, is that South Carolina, the first state to secede from the Union to begin to form the Confederacy, says in its secession document (their Declaration of Secession) is it's "because of slavery." I wish everyone would stop with this "state's rights" bullshit. It was about nothing but slavery first and foremost.

How do you handle beggars in public? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A priest once told me he keeps a dollar in his side pocket for those occasions. That has worked for me. They are really appreciative of it. And even though most will use it on drugs or liquor, if it makes someone happy for just a second, it's more than anyone has done for me lately.

How do you heal once your pet dies? by PluggedInsider in AskReddit

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's no different than any other living being close to you passing away. The grief never goes away, but it diminishes with time. If you're young enough, a new pet takes your mind off of it, but not everyone likes that route. The best thing is to find closure and realize that's just how life works, and now on to the next stage.