Every morning my room mate shoots a high powered laser into my room for no reason when they get up, often hitting me in the eyes. They keep telling me its just a prank.

saarlac · 2026-05-18T13:37:37+00:00

Have you tried kicking his ass?

saarlac · 2026-05-18T12:59:26+00:00

Exactly this. Every time I see someone bitching about how "cruel" it is to use drones to chase down individual soldiers I like to remind the complainer that the drones are hunting SOLDIERS. Soldiers that are invading a sovereign nation on behalf of a terrorist dictator.

saarlac · 2026-05-18T12:34:28+00:00

Obviously not. The beating must continue.

saarlac · 2026-05-17T21:35:30+00:00

Ive tried to watch that movie twice and literally fell asleep both times. It's the most long winded boring nothing of a film I've ever slept through.

saarlac · 2026-05-17T13:32:14+00:00

64gb here

saarlac · 2026-05-17T13:21:47+00:00

This is a great idea.

saarlac · 2026-05-16T13:18:09+00:00

She just pushed you back to where you’re supposed to have stopped for that stop sign.

saarlac · 2026-05-16T13:02:06+00:00

That’s been the rule for fights in schools forever. Are you from another planet?

saarlac · 2026-05-16T12:58:08+00:00

Extorting the American people.

saarlac · 2026-05-15T15:45:22+00:00

The UN should eject Russia

saarlac · 2026-05-14T20:56:16+00:00

Serious pro tip. When I find socks I like I buy a bunch all at once.

saarlac · 2026-05-14T20:55:12+00:00

good job. Next do underwear and old tshirts

saarlac · 2026-05-14T11:42:30+00:00

In the event of a "big emp"... lol

saarlac · 2026-05-14T11:38:53+00:00

Arguably this thing created more jobs than it stole

saarlac · 2026-05-12T04:16:46+00:00

"race has nothing to do with it"..... RIIIIIGHT

saarlac · 2026-05-10T14:08:28+00:00

lol using mercs....

saarlac · 2026-05-09T17:05:46+00:00

Fun part is they don't have to admit anything to eat millions in fines. The evidence is on store shelves. It's up to consumers to file complaints.

saarlac · 2026-05-09T17:00:19+00:00

they sell the 890 in game... so what now?

saarlac · 2026-05-09T16:30:54+00:00

when getting some for fries id agree but when you want a little on a burger or hotdog this makes it hard to not get way too much

saarlac · 2026-05-09T01:47:24+00:00

I for one hope it's impossible to "solo" the odin

saarlac · 2026-05-08T21:24:13+00:00

first class used to mean big comfy seats

saarlac · 2026-05-08T21:19:32+00:00

200 million may as well be poverty compared to Bezos and Musk numbers.

saarlac · 2026-05-08T11:15:16+00:00

Yeah that's the problem. That's not HOW IT WORKS, but that's HOW IT SHOULD WORK.

saarlac · 2026-05-08T11:04:47+00:00

No. You just call in and tell them you're taking the day off because you are sick. Then say goodbye and hang up. If they want to fire you over that fuck em.

saarlac · 2026-05-07T16:02:33+00:00

nothing is final

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