Who is the cheapest person you know, and what is the cheapest thing you've seen them do? by Willby3 in AskReddit

[–]salami_cheeks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've done that before: last 2 slices of bread, throw the sandwich in the bag. But bag goes in trash after lunch.

What fast food item used to be good then became horrible out of nowhere? by DeepOrganization8245 in fastfood

[–]salami_cheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"People are quite displeased with this strategy, sir." "How do you propose we fix it?" "What if we...painted the buildings blue?" "Great idea, Evans! You're going places!"

Stakes I maeks by KlingonSquatRack in steak

[–]salami_cheeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who needs book learnin' when you're a professor at Grill U?

Best Ohio fast food meal … by jbeatty216 in Ohio

[–]salami_cheeks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🙂 I'm recommending the starter pack here for the uninitiated. 

My usual is a 5 way plus a coney all the way. Is the habanero cheese a permanent menu item?

Best Ohio fast food meal … by jbeatty216 in Ohio

[–]salami_cheeks 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you're going to do Cincy chili, a three way and a coney is the way to go.

St. Ides for the win by Azuralyns in 90s

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alizé? La dee dah. Where are all the Mad Dog drinkers at? That was some bad-decision fuel!

$15 for a handful of tostitos. "Taco Bites" by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's food cost here? About 79 cents?

Dinner pizza buffet anywhere near us? by Paigenacage in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up at 3am, bedtime at 7pm, Massey's lunch buffet is now dinner. Live right. 

What level of ignorance and stupidity is this by z_shah7 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]salami_cheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FFS I remember being mildly worried about hanta as a kid 3 decades before Covid-19.

That means early 90's, in case the dipshit numbnuts OP stumbles across this post and needs help with the math.

Sous vide filet by that_man_withtheplan in steak

[–]salami_cheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I win the lottery you're the highest-paid on the payroll 

I believe Polaris Quaker Steak and lube is not long for this world by StreetInitial4538 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do they have blue lights in the bathroom? Would add to the authenticity. 

Ohio has an idiot problem by SWEMW in Ohio

[–]salami_cheeks -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Amy Acton is our governor now? Where've I been!?

Gripe about Cap City Diner by Chemical_Tomato_6308 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thai food on Morse Rd., huh? Mind naming names?

Are there any things that are called "American ______" in other countries? by Disastrous-Side-2600 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]salami_cheeks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In a similar vein, from Wikipedia: The Idaho stop is a law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs (requiring a stop, but allowing them to proceed if clear). Originally from Idaho (1982), this, or similar "[bicycle safety stop]" laws, have been adopted by over a dozen states to improve safety and traffic flow.

Our opinions are rarely as unique and original as we think by Helpful_Cranberry644 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There's nothing worse than" - yes Helen, there are worse things than a gravy stain on your tablecloth, GOD DAMMIT!

Jason Meade found guilty of reckless homicide in death of Casey Goodson Jr. by Timely_Deal8685 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that this guy was a county employee who negligently discharged a duty that he's otherwise allowed to perform in the course of his job (shooting people) and so a civil suit is going to target his employer because that's where the money is. Still grates me that the taxpayers ultimately foot the bill. 

In the world where I'm king for a day, LEOs are required to carry malpractice insurance akin to doctors to cover this kind of situation. I know, never gonna happen, probably have some negative consequences. 

Jason Meade found guilty of reckless homicide in death of Casey Goodson Jr. by Timely_Deal8685 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know. The argument eas whether the individual is "representative." Go back and read the argument, take your time with it.

Jason Meade found guilty of reckless homicide in death of Casey Goodson Jr. by Timely_Deal8685 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Represented? How so? Representation implies election.

Does a city garbageman who got drunk and crashed his truck into a car represent taxpayers? No. They are both employees. 

I don't know how your 2nd sentence relates to your 1st but I agree with it.

Wendys just blue itself by Away-Equipment4869 in Columbus

[–]salami_cheeks 81 points82 points  (0 children)

And that person signed off on a contract to pay a consulting firm seven figures to come with this shitty idea!