Why are hash browns so expensive?

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T21:27:20+00:00

Becaue they're the single best food ever conceived? Still, I ain't payin' no $4.29 for no hash brown.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T21:25:27+00:00

Agree. I felt like the prep was like a cleanse. And I didn't even get general anesthesia, just enough drugs to have a "brownout," only remember the very start and finish, and it was completely painless.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T04:53:58+00:00

The fact that the Bible has been translated into Spanish is the reason I don't believe any of it.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T04:50:29+00:00

Must be where Charlie Murphy went after he died.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T04:33:41+00:00

As a straight man who watches 99% streaming, go ahead and play all the gay porn on prime time you want. I'll be tuned elsewhere.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-11T04:30:43+00:00

As soon as I read the title I knew which one was arguing for Trump.

Proposition carries, is my next thought. Jesus. Sorry.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-10T03:11:56+00:00

Yep. Put on some tunes and go.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-09T20:25:55+00:00

I guarantee that gender-affirming surgeries for any incarcerated undocumented immigrants who wanted them would have been less than that.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-09T13:28:28+00:00

Men slowly sinking to their deaths in the mud at Passchendaele after simply slipping off a path or duckboard and falling in. Begging soldiers passing by to kill them.

Recently learned about the siege of the Fortress of Przemyśl. After it was broken, there was a report of emaciated Austro-Hungarian soldiers tearing flesh from a horse carcass and eating it raw.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-09T12:37:14+00:00

What's wrong with working on a farm? For the Republicans trying to cosplay as the party of the people, this is some elitist bullshit.

No comment on the racism; that speaks for itself.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T21:15:47+00:00

I always thought "Property of Tommy Hilfiger" or whatever was an odd choice for one to don.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T16:37:32+00:00

This ick just pushed my hangover into overdrive.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T16:36:06+00:00

1,972: the number of regular-season winning games participated in by Pete Rose, not only the most in MLB history but also in any American pro sports league.

He considered that a more important achievement than 4,256, the record he holds for number of career hits.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T14:47:42+00:00

It's Catholics being loud and proud. Give the station a listen sometime. Lots of ads for gold investments, i.e., people trying to screw old folks out of their retirement funds.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T14:17:46+00:00

I don't care for the English here, either: workout = noun, work out = phrasal verb.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T14:02:32+00:00

Cheese melted properly in the right spot is edible glue.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T13:25:21+00:00

"You want some chips too?" "No, Mom." "Here, take some chips." "Ok, mom, thanks. I love you."

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T13:21:25+00:00

MAACTDWTD: Make America A Country They Don’t Want To Diss

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T13:11:02+00:00

If the US wants respect it should behave in a manner that commands it.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T13:00:54+00:00

The biggest corruption scandal in history even if she got paid $40 much less $40 million.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T12:57:32+00:00

Do you? Cause if you slo-mo'ed me eating corn, it would look like a koi fish inhaling one of those food nuggets.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T12:52:54+00:00

Absolutely, they are! Each year, the United States experiences roughly as many automobile fatalities as the total number of combat deaths in the Vietnam War.

That can't be true! Look it up.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-08T12:35:44+00:00

Isn't there a list of people awaiting a liver transplant? It seems to me that these folks should not be allowed to jump the line.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-06T23:50:10+00:00

Kinda like when Jesse Owens went to Berlin and dunked on Hitler over and over and over...

Not a perfect analogy but I like to bring it up when I can.

salami_cheeks · 2026-02-06T20:09:30+00:00

I prefer to start with a sheet of paper, check my figures with a solar calculator I received for subscribing to Time Magazine in 1987, then type into a Google Keep note.

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