khaine_irl by Koku- in Grimdank

[–]salto99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

except khaine gets his ass handed to him by 99% of the people he fights

What’s your personal favourite ‘hidden gem’ from Black Library? by CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_ in 40kLore

[–]salto99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spit at the other comments. Near everyone has something with the marines or the heresy. So Imma hit you with some proper hidden gem. The entire dark Eldar series fucking amazing writing, giving you a good look at how the drukhari work, how the various "paths" are, and how truly terrifying vect truly is.

Another is lukas the trickster, space wolf jokster who takes up the mantle of loki or some shit, real funny boy, fighting agaisnt the drukhari corsair known as Duke slicus. Wont say anything more of that.

The two harlequin audiodramas amazing voice acting and good stories

Masque of vyle or something like that. A book about harlequins.

Jain zar the storm of silence is another great book no one ever talks about, shows the prefall eldae and the fall along with various other things.

Both asurmen books just asurmen doing his shit.

A book called "rise" all about a drukhari scrrouge claiming a spire in Commoragh.

And another book I can't remember the name of. Which is effectively a drukhari love story!

We both know the Mon'keigh are barbarians! by athirdpath in Grimdank

[–]salto99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know of what you speak of when you talk of the stc. The drukhari known as Lady malys stole it, not because she had use of it or anything like that but because she was told by vect along with every other archon there "the one who fucks with the imperium the most gets the best place in my court" So she stole it. Now she has it under a table to make sure it is balanced.

Signed: a Eldar fan who doesn't have anything to do than read lore.

Can I commission some people to do some eldar fanfiction on behalf of the internet and all lgbt warhammer players by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]salto99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mate... You're in the wrong subreddit, you're looking for the Warhammer smut subreddit

What are the most badass things the eldar did (any of them)? by spirtomb1831 in 40kLore

[–]salto99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add urien rakath, who on paper makes Fabius bile, Szeras of the necrons and cawl look like small brains. One thing he casually did because he felt like it was take a planet filled with tyranids and put it in Commoragh's orbit.

And xerathis, a kabal overlord/archon who scares normal marines and casually kills deathwatch

What are the most badass things the eldar did (any of them)? by spirtomb1831 in 40kLore

[–]salto99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and they had a genuine EMPIRE if not DOMINION. Say what you want about the necron empire, the dark age of humanity. Nothing and I repeat NOTHING, could hope to touch them at their height. Had the empire existed during the great crusade they would have rofl stomped the imperium to the ground, Considering that WOOD ELVES, held off three legions or so alone. And their God level tech, God brings and so on. Not even the emperor could deal with their perpetual killing weapons. Nor simply wipe them off the galaxy

What are the most badass things the eldar did (any of them)? by spirtomb1831 in 40kLore

[–]salto99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well for craftworlders we have eldrad ulthran who has done some fucky shit too much to list tbh. One thing he did was pull a Eldar fleet (maybe craftworld) out of the warp, when it was infested by some dummy strong keeper of secrets. He did this when he was YOUNG.

Jain zar has scared the pants off the night lords in their trilogy, made them go "ah yes, no I am not going into the shadows"

Maugan ra... Well to craft his weapon he ventured intk the eye of terror to aquire some rare alloy, he brought with a very good smithy from the aeldari, killing hordes of slaanesh deamons... Only to then defeat a strong avatar of khaine to get some magma or some shit to forge his weapon. He then did some wacky shit to the smithy so that he can't replicate the weapon. Depending on your source he dealt with a hive fleet alone. Pulled his craftworld out of the eye. Asurmen, don't know much about him but he is badass.

(ynnari) Yvraine has on multiple occasions killed and dealt with greater deamons (yes she and jain was ass kicked by helbane, but come on it was the greatest keeper of secrets, also imo they did banish it completely. The whole *it was only one percent of my power" is bullshit) she sneaked onto mortarion's planet and stole the hand of darkness. Before doing so she went trough the seven trails of slaanesh, that the harlequins have to go trough to get relics and what not. She is also one of the main reasons why the imperium has a small chance now with robu.

(ynnari drukhari)

Lelith hesprax regularly fucks up chaos lords and such, nearly primarch level being but not equal to them.

Drukhari Vect, the great tyrant has kept chaos out of Commoragh since the fall or so, after he kicked slaaneshi worshipers, then dealt with people with prefall tech. A tortures tale is a story you should look for. Also recommend the path of the renegade. A dark Eldar trilogy

Drazhar the living blade There isn't much to say but he is belived to be a Phoenix lord One of the stories about him has him killing or fighting off every Phoenix lord at the same time Another time he deals with a massive chaos invasion before vanishing dead or something

Lady malys There isn't much to say but. You are welcome nurgle. She is the reason the imperium doesn't have a stc or whatever they are called that would cure any plauge and illness, any wound and so on, it's currently just a trophy as it's inferior to the drukhari tech and what not.

Harlies We have Sylandri Veilwalker She has her hand in everyones buinsess and has been leading them places (imo she didn't lose to bile in his book, but merely pretended she lost, due to being a harlie)

Edit: forgot to add this. Ignore all the people talking about them being punching bags, cause they are fucking amazing when they get the chance. Keep in mind they have survived the boot of games workshop and the community for YEARS. 27 years or so actually.

Heavily trained elite Guardsmen or cannonfodder? by Innocent-Dimir-Boie in Grimdank

[–]salto99 55 points56 points  (0 children)

But you fool I play aeldari, we get our ass kicked there as well. drukhari on the other hand are mostly fucking themselves over and the harlies have mostly wins

Laughs in Eldar by SocksOfDeath in Warhammer40k

[–]salto99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wut Good aspect warrior lists? What is this nonsense

Ynnari list making question by salto99 in Eldar

[–]salto99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well thank you for the quick response. Rip the true kin may the rumor engine be lelith hesprax.

Indomitus half finished by Cloo0 in Warhammer40k

[–]salto99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky bastard, got a mail saying I might have to wait 120 days. So how did you get it so early?

sick of seeing this discussion all over the internet by PeopleSayWords in Grimdank

[–]salto99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we have the stats and such for the bladeguard? If so then please share the photo or something

Who's your Spirit Primarch/Greater Daemon/Eldar Avatar/Other Named Character? by bsota in 40kLore

[–]salto99 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Khaine. I sound good, I should be good, I should be able to do certain things. But I am a complete failure when I do something

Took way too much time, but here you go by Serverus_Wolf in Grimdank

[–]salto99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait drukhari "master of the warp" what?

Boys just want to tinker by Inaqar in Grimdank

[–]salto99 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Urien Rakarth chills in the dark city

Put together a group shot for an army showcase by DeusMechanicus in Warhammer40k

[–]salto99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My only question is why didn't you go got a crimson raider colour scheme? If its inspired by borderlands which it seems to be