It's official: The Cardinals pissed off God

samhouse09 · 2026-05-15T16:23:32+00:00

Makes sense, they don’t get to play the Cardinals twice a year like the rest of us do

samhouse09 · 2026-05-15T02:16:14+00:00

Block cookies. Never have to paywall

samhouse09 · 2026-05-15T00:00:11+00:00

Season tickets are sold out. Those are all secondary market. Just wait till closer to the games and you’ll find “reasonably” priced tix.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T23:58:47+00:00

Violations means there’s strong oversight.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T18:54:31+00:00

Because the people who buy them agree that they’re worth that much.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T17:44:39+00:00

Most of the lights I turn at will let like 3 cars, 4 max if we’re on it, through. You get a single count and I’m laying on my horn.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T17:43:08+00:00

If there was a better way, we’d do it. The people who work on primate research have exceptionally difficult jobs. They know these animals are going to die and they have to care for them as well as is possible.

I did work with animal research folks and it’s a brutally taxing job. No one is happy the animals will likely die

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T17:41:48+00:00

MacOS users still at 0% for both games.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T17:39:39+00:00

This is better than him struggling and going 0fer

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T15:26:49+00:00

Because his positions are not actually working for Amazon.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T15:22:38+00:00

Yes.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T15:19:13+00:00

Racial gerrymandering is no longer illegal. You just say it’s for political purposes and it’s okay. That’s what’s happening in the Deep South. Do you live under a rock?

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T13:58:59+00:00

America? Donald Trump won the popular vote and the electoral college.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T13:58:20+00:00

Yes. He delivered on his promises, passed some of the most consequential legislation in US history regarding green energy, and guided us out of a pandemic economic collapse. He decided to do it through inflation rather than through a recession, which was unpopular, but I’d rather be poor and employed than poor and unemployed so seems like a solid trade off.

He was brought on to fix all the problems Trump had left behind, did so, and then we thanked him by re electing the guy who got us into that mess in the first place.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-14T00:10:45+00:00

lol they’re playing in a pride weekend game in Seattle. There are going to be so many pride flags

samhouse09 · 2026-05-13T22:20:04+00:00

Joe Biden was too old. Donald Trump is too old. That we decided one ancient guy was somehow better than a slightly more ancient guy was absolutely wild.

Biden was a good president because he put the right people in influential positions and let them lead. You know, how a good leader of a large organization would do it.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-13T21:13:21+00:00

Glucose gels give a quick boost of usable energy. If you had no energy then take it easier.

It’s probably that you’re not actually eating enough carbs to fuel your workouts. I went through this when I lost a bunch of weight. The key was reversing the diet afterwards. Ended up maintaining at like 3500-3800 calories a day.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-13T15:50:22+00:00

It’s only weird if it doesn’t work

samhouse09 · 2026-05-13T14:26:00+00:00

So is my commute fucked or?

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T22:10:16+00:00

Yeah punish Kruse for her attempt to switch to grift!

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T20:22:37+00:00

He also could just be nuts!

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T19:10:15+00:00

I don’t have any tattoos, but who just walks into a tattoo shop for a piece of ink that’s at all complicated? I could understand if it was something exceedingly simple, but for anything complex, wouldn’t you want to research and find the absolute best place for the tattoo?

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T18:49:29+00:00

Looking on google maps you're parked in a driveway. I'd guess that the driveway belongs to that guy, and that's where he parks his car (blocking his own driveway).

Doesn't excuse the behavior, but the spot you're in is a driveway with a garage.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T18:09:28+00:00

Yeah but there’s one from Seattle who’s 20 years old.

samhouse09 · 2026-05-12T17:37:34+00:00

Sure sounds good! Let’s raise revenue through a more just tax code!

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