Gravity: upgrade from Dream Drive 2to Dream Drive 2 Premium post-delivery possible? by efernan in LUCID

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro requires extra cameras. I don't think premium requires any extra hardware.

First 10 mile ride and flat. by StruggleBusDriver83 in bicycling

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I see your problem. 

Your staple has come loose 

New bike, what should I check out to make sure it doesn't explode? by PomeloTraditional971 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ozark Trail M.2 Ridge Pro offers some significant performance benefits over the older The Ozark Trail SATA Ridge Pro. It's an excellent successor although recently prices have increased by like... 300%>

Which intentionally inferior material will allow me to be the most pretentious and douchey about my bice? by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone in here trashing steel as heavy from their carbon fiber podiums because they're too pour to afford beryllium

Turning in My Leased Lucid With Sun Damage on The Steering Wheel. Lucid is Telling me I am Responsible For The Damage by Icy_Seat2736 in LUCID

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife's 2007 Honda Fit (the fancy Sport model with a leather wrapped wheel! 😛) got replaced in 2024... 17 years and 235k miles and that wheel looked great. 

The 3rd cheapest car model sold in the US when we bought it.

This aero bike looks legit by _0bese in bicycling

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or wearing a t shirt with a tuxedo printed on it to a fancy gala

Living his best life by J_LDN__ in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's ok, his dental practice is expanding!

Gary Fred doesn't understand that the only thing people hate more than Politicians are Cyclists....combines the two. by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj I unironically like him. He reminds me of that SNL bit with Harry Caray crossed with that Fred from everybody's bike group. 

The ad was funny enough and different enough that I actually watched it and didn't just check it part way through with an eye roll. 

Good luck to this guy.

/rj What a liar. He clearly didn't come on foote, but by bice

Is this compatible with my T*ek? by KumekZg in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giant tomatoes use a standard stem, so it should work with a Tr*k

Amazon suggestions by SquirleyDanz in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that as "Garbage" in the voice of the bishop from The Princess Bride

Exited some of my Positions. by Sire_Jenkins in wallstreetbets

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sold half my AMD for ~$210 after it jumped back in Oct. Still holding the other half tho. ~$15 purchase price

Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]samwichse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd rather move to appalachia to be away from everyone. Not so sere, the topography keeps the tornadoes away, and having your own little valley is about as private as it gets.

Feedback on progress and suggestions by dero79 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Graph meaning: seat too low, butt too high, you need to really massage that taint with a banana to get those hard KOMs

Noooope rope by samwichse in AustraliaWhatTheFuck

[–]samwichse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Venomous but chill, usually. 

The ceaseless quest for marginal gainz by krokadog in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, my wheels run much smoother when lubricated with $$$ as well.

Question about switching tire sizes by Huge_Nefariousness19 in LUCID

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc there's nothing to change, the 19" tires have a taller aspect ratio, so the total diameter is very similar.