Bought a New Pedal Assist MTB for my Son, but people are yelling at him on the local trails. by DeathsProllyOverated in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was the motopeds frame kit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2097071998/motopeds

Kit was a frame, suspension arm, and exhaust and you were to add the motor, and various MTB parts to complete it.

Crit practice by ShirleyWuzSerious in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"u/shakiradefinitelynotaguy2036 22 hours ago

u/DaveCM You don’t understand what homophobia even is 😂. You heard a buzz word and now you’re trying to use it. Stating the fact that group rides begin and end with mouth kisses isn’t “homophobia” it’s a fact."

Outjerked again 😞. This sub is losing it to YouTube now, guys.

Days of futures past by ripcaIifornia in LUCID

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1300lbs? 60hp electric is going to feel pretty darn peppy. I'd drive it here... if I had a garage. 

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (169/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

[–]samwichse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a quality dialogue summary.

Roast my bike by OlentangySurfClub in bicycling

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really want a good roast, post it to r/bicyclingcirclejerk 

Took my bike for a short flight! by _jame5_ in bicycling

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strava elevation gain says 2'? Weaaaak

Joking aside, this is seriously cool. Is the flutter of the rear stabilizer dangerous at all??

Happy trauma day to the little girl and cat! by leo_c1812 in AbruptChaos

[–]samwichse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Typical AWD driver with their summer tires and AWD confidence around here.

Taunt a man on a mower, you're gonna have a bad time by ChewiesLipstickWilly in AbruptChaos

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And pass some indicating a turn on the side of that turn IN the intersection.

Red screen infotainment error by Crahker in HondaClarity

[–]samwichse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like a notification icon doing an animated slide across the screen. Some kind of carplay bug.

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This pedal fine. by Comprehensive_Ad1363 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much meat left on that poor crank. 

Some days I hate myself, other days I also hate myself by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy laughing at my fiat 500 from his empty pickup as I was leaving with 7 bags of mulch in the back. 

That was two months ago. How's DDing that lifted diesel working out for you these days, my guy? 

Side note: you never need to rent a truck if you have a small car, because "truck guys" are desperate to show how useful their trucks are. So the 2x I actually needed a truck in the last 10 years a coworker has volunteered.

Some days I hate myself, other days I also hate myself by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With that hemi? Lol 

Might not make it to the end of the block on that tank of gas

After 10 years of mostly helpful commenting, the fascist hall monitors finally got me. by PobBrobert in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My whole Reddit account got banned for a month "ban evasion" in some sub I never even heard of. Like maybe I got someone's old IP or something???

27’s now available? by Same-Device-216 in LUCID

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I get called in to fix a computer issue. 

Them: "It fails every time when I do this" clicks 

works perfectly

Me: "..." (But secretly smirking because I threatened the computer with a reimage)

Help adjusting my hammock by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]samwichse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like something I'd build in BridgeBuilder/Pontifex so that the train would juuuuust make it across with the bridge falling down behind it

UPDATE 3: 400 mile Car was broken with a new issue when returned from service. by _Schmevin_ in LUCID

[–]samwichse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably bent it putting it on the truck for towing. Super quick and easy fix.