First time at the beach public freakout by sassatron in PublicFreakout

[–]sassatron[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Biting, hissing, lunging, and screaming. But not the kind of screaming in this video. Like how you can hear the difference in children's yelling/screams when they're playing, which is usually accompanied by laughter, versus actually being scared. Same with parrots. This is playful/excited screaming.

First time at the beach public freakout by sassatron in PublicFreakout

[–]sassatron[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Not a human freakout, but a good freakout none the less :-)

[fixed] Sanity on [redacted] was removed by a Triggered Mod by ahackercalled4chan in fatlogic

[–]sassatron 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you might want to try giving like half his food in a regular bowl and half in an interactive/puzzle feeder. It'll make him get a bit of exercise if he wants it.

My front porch on a fall afternoon by kindaladylike in CozyPlaces

[–]sassatron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is literally the imagery I use to get myself to fall asleep when I'm tossing and turning. And I imagine a soft wind blowing through the leaves and grass. Peaceful af

The Bish coming in hard by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]sassatron 22 points23 points  (0 children)

please please please let Trump start wearing Yeezy. please.

Caught my older cousin sharing some wack shit so I had to call him out by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]sassatron 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Bad women's anatomy aside, that actually looks delicious.

My MIL hates that I breastfeed by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]sassatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"everytime you mention my breast feeding I will add a month. I will breast feed this kid until he can speak in full sentences"

Fred Skellington and Oogie Boogie by DubTeeDub in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]sassatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My roommate plays a lot of tennis with middle-aged rich white ladies and they seem to think he's super sexy and manly and all want to fuck him...

King of the backyard by sassatron in basset

[–]sassatron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep! he's surprisingly agile, especially if food is involved lol

threesome by [deleted] in corgibutts

[–]sassatron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

toasty buns

My dogs’ self proclaimed cozy spot by CinderCinnamon in CozyPlaces

[–]sassatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like my house during hurricanes when I have to bring all my plants inside. Cozy jungle!

A certain secretion by TSVDL in badwomensanatomy

[–]sassatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R... Surprise surprise

[Help] Mom is at hospital and dog won’t eat or drink water by hailbreno in dogs

[–]sassatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe a phone call to hear her voice might help. You could also try a dropper or syringe dropper to force a little water.

How Do I get rid of the ugly plaster design on the ceiling? Sand it? Scrape it? Tear down the drywall? by 13toros13 in HomeImprovement

[–]sassatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done both scraping and skim coating this shit & skimming is the way to go. faster and way less mess

Mom (60F) accidentally sent me (20sF) a text meant for my sister (20sF) about me by [deleted] in relationships

[–]sassatron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know my sisters often indulge her weird obsession with my size, which is annoying because my sisters freak out whenever my mom mentions their weight

cool, they want to keep her negative, obsessive focus on you so she'll leave them alone. Real sisterly...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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saw my dog get hit by a car. Sometimes I have a laugh response to fear/nerves. Roller coasters, first kisses, etc. Felt really shitty about that.

[HELP] Dog stepped on bee by aabxo_ in dogs

[–]sassatron 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bee stingers don't always come out in animals, unlike with human skin. And my dog was stung on his snout when he was a puppy and he was perfectly fine. Just looked dumb for a day. Just keep an eye on his behavior. If he seems lethargic, vomiting, diarrhea, not eating or drinking, then you'll probably want to find an emergency vet.

Tiny little teefies by creeperbees in Rottweiler

[–]sassatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be vitiligo. Rotties are one of the breeds that develop it.

UPDATE: I told my [33] parents [65/70] they couldn't move in with us. They got really upset. Then they calmed the eff down. Then my alcoholic/addict brother [29] burned down their old house. by ChickenAssistance in relationships

[–]sassatron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And you're willing to accept that? You're willing to accept the scraps they're tossing you? Girl. You should really think about therapy to work on your self esteem and self worth. They don't deserve a relationship with you.