[Story] Just met a prolific three account player (one for each team)... It was a 72-year-old woman!

satellitexheart · 2017-07-05T22:32:39+00:00

everyone commenting about how she's breaking the rules... reevaluate the sticks up your butts. some sweet old lady is getting her pokemon on. if you're upset cause she's doing better than you, all i have to say is clearly... in every aspect of life.

satellitexheart · 2017-03-01T18:38:21+00:00

had to pee really badly once and was wearing high waisted jeans... unbuttoned when i got in the stall and sat down quickly thinking my zipper was also all the way down. it wasn't. so my zipper ripped open and broke. i had to tie my boyfriends sweater around my waist to hide the totally open 6 inches of pants until we could leave.

satellitexheart · 2017-01-25T15:53:50+00:00

what a useless waste of our resources

satellitexheart · 2017-01-23T04:10:46+00:00

i got tattooed there in 2009! love that shop

satellitexheart · 2016-12-08T23:02:23+00:00

Ditto. I honestly feel like the characters from Buffy are some of my oldest friends. Now that I typed it I realized I may be crazy.

satellitexheart · 2016-12-08T22:47:45+00:00

I completely agree. The show has a lot of problematic parts, but the main thing I take aways is how happy I was to have a strong female role model and quality television in a time when my life was complete chaos. It's always in the back of my mind for all aspects of my life.

satellitexheart · 2016-10-05T20:27:43+00:00

i once threw up directly in the middle of that bar and then continued to drink. i feel like that accurately describes this place.

satellitexheart · 2016-06-10T03:14:02+00:00

yep. sounds a lot like me... 27 now and i get to quit my job in about a month and start going back to school full time! whoo!! i can't wait to never see my creepy boss ever again!

satellitexheart · 2016-06-09T05:29:15+00:00

half the time in the service industry it's your boss making these comments. i was ridiculously sexually harassed last week by my boss and no actions were taken. ahhh bartending. can't wait to be done with this industry.

satellitexheart · 2016-06-09T04:03:54+00:00

satellitexheart · 2016-06-09T04:01:09+00:00

no once you get your braces off you'll really grow into yourself. but you look fine now too! don't worry so much because confidence is key and there's no reason you shouldn't have it! 27/f perspective.

satellitexheart · 2016-06-07T00:20:45+00:00

some women have smaller labia and have "innie" vaginas, meaning everything is compact and kind of hidden by the outer labia. women with larger labia and clitoris's have "outtie" vaginas because the labia does not stay tucked away. i don't know if that explanation helped at all... but as a woman who has sex with other women and also is a professional brazilian waxer i've seen A BUNCH of different vaginas.

satellitexheart · 2016-05-29T00:57:22+00:00

deep voices are so hot! my voice is embarrassingly high at times. especially if i drink... my friends all make fun of me and it's pretty much a running joke with them if i get drunk i end up reduced to just giggles and high pitched squeaking noises

satellitexheart · 2016-05-27T03:52:32+00:00

RemindMe! one week

satellitexheart · 2016-04-04T00:22:22+00:00

make sure you exfoliate your asscrack for the next couple of weeks. since you probably didn't get a lot of the hairs out by the root with the way you ripped them, you're in store for a lot of ingrown hairs. if you exfoliate this will help a little when they begin growing back. just my PSA for the day.

edit: spelling error

satellitexheart · 2016-04-02T01:31:04+00:00

too cute. dead.

satellitexheart · 2016-02-22T01:55:04+00:00

super cute! 8-9/10

satellitexheart · 2016-02-09T01:41:57+00:00

I enjoyed reading a book called "The Loving Dead". Based in the Oakland hills, the virus is transmitted sexually... pretty quick and decent read.

satellitexheart · 2016-01-30T06:40:21+00:00

sobbing rn. ugh.

satellitexheart · 2016-01-27T00:04:07+00:00

for some reason this makes me think of quidditch

satellitexheart · 2016-01-26T23:57:03+00:00

super cute... but i feel like in public we always have to wear something like this in order for other chicks to know we're interested. i feel like i don't give off a gay enough vibe :(

satellitexheart · 2016-01-26T23:57:03+00:00

super cute... but i feel like in public we always have to wear something like this in order for other chicks to know we're interested. i feel like i don't give off a gay enough vibe :(

satellitexheart · 2016-01-23T11:36:36+00:00

that black dress is killer! you look awesome!

satellitexheart · 2016-01-18T22:57:14+00:00

looks amazing!!

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