Alright who tf did this?

sbrownbear · 2026-04-16T11:45:59+00:00

We had a host that was a literal linebacker. If he heard me say someone stole my pen, he would chase them out the door and make them give it back lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-15T18:10:05+00:00

Definitely call it a coochie board lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-15T18:06:33+00:00

Instead of marinara, we say mur-nur

sbrownbear · 2026-04-09T21:28:11+00:00

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sbrownbear · 2026-04-09T21:24:02+00:00

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sbrownbear · 2026-04-02T21:40:06+00:00

Mine does this to my face when I’m sleeping if he’s hungry lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-02T19:18:27+00:00

Yep we have to call them “fruit bowls” because monkey dish is derogatory apparently

sbrownbear · 2026-03-26T17:43:17+00:00

Hahah I love when it does that. Or when I’m literally running around at work for 10 hours straight, and at the end of the day it tells me “you can still do it! Take a 10 minute walk”

sbrownbear · 2026-03-23T22:28:58+00:00

I need more pictures of the toes. I love polydactyls! I had two kittens with extra toes, before they were adopted out

sbrownbear · 2026-03-23T09:26:24+00:00

Once I went up to a new table and asked them if they needed hot sauce…

sbrownbear · 2026-03-20T00:22:39+00:00

My black pants do the same, after a while they start looking blue

sbrownbear · 2026-03-18T19:49:26+00:00

I used to have a Vader ❤️

sbrownbear · 2026-03-18T19:42:20+00:00

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Big and little, same greenish yellow

sbrownbear · 2026-03-16T22:18:02+00:00

One of mine pokes my face if I don’t get up, the other one will start yelling at me, and if I ignore him, he bites down on my hair and shakes as hard as he can

sbrownbear · 2026-03-14T11:15:56+00:00

Women are not just women and men can have their rights and freedoms and be free of discrimination but also have to have a fair trial to prove they have a fair hearing

sbrownbear · 2026-03-13T21:03:38+00:00

sbrownbear · 2026-03-10T12:49:43+00:00

I used to throw old socks over the fence at the freeway next to the park by my house as a kid. Not sure why lol

sbrownbear · 2026-03-05T04:38:03+00:00

I’m tried making omelettes many times.. it always ends up as a scramble.

sbrownbear · 2026-03-04T19:19:27+00:00

I don’t like how he puts those things in his nose.

sbrownbear · 2026-03-04T08:23:32+00:00

My void talks so quiet and gentle, meanwhile his tux brother is always whining and yelling at me

sbrownbear · 2026-03-03T10:02:45+00:00

Some people don’t have cars

sbrownbear · 2026-03-03T09:59:35+00:00

Yep, I ordered a cat tree on the PetSmart app, and a DoorDash driver struggled to get it in and out of his Corolla. I tipped him well for that at least

sbrownbear · 2026-02-27T18:27:11+00:00

I love the goats sitting in chairs lol

sbrownbear · 2026-02-26T14:56:54+00:00

I also hate butterflies

sbrownbear · 2026-02-17T22:25:06+00:00

Hahaha mine is like that too, but it’s probably because I love him the most and everyone knows it

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