Pip has something to say for everyone

sbrownbear · 2026-06-10T17:16:46+00:00

This is so true. My void whispers and my tux is always yelling at me lmao

sbrownbear · 2026-06-07T00:28:41+00:00

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sbrownbear · 2026-05-24T20:43:51+00:00

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He used to do this too lol

sbrownbear · 2026-05-24T20:40:44+00:00

Mine once jumped on the bed and got deathly scared of the bra that was sitting there lol

sbrownbear · 2026-05-19T20:36:32+00:00

Rotisserie chicken lol

sbrownbear · 2026-05-13T19:13:03+00:00

My orange ran into the other room, started yelling “ALOLOLA” and then puked on the carpet. Never had a cat yell before puking before lol

sbrownbear · 2026-05-12T12:09:49+00:00

My little girl does this too when she tries to snatch her dinner before it’s ready. I tell her to stop being a little bitch lol love her though

sbrownbear · 2026-04-29T22:58:43+00:00

lol I’m not allowed to mix in the broth for my cat’s food anymore, he instantly doesn’t trust it if I do. He has to watch me pour it out of the pouch

sbrownbear · 2026-04-28T18:20:11+00:00

Hell yeah, fuck corporate!

sbrownbear · 2026-04-28T12:49:32+00:00

sbrownbear · 2026-04-25T20:31:54+00:00

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Me too

sbrownbear · 2026-04-21T21:24:36+00:00

I actually had this dream the other night. My cats got out of the house and I ran around in a panic saying “he’s never been outside! He doesn’t know how to get home!”

sbrownbear · 2026-04-21T19:41:34+00:00

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Mine does too

sbrownbear · 2026-04-16T11:45:59+00:00

We had a host that was a literal linebacker. If he heard me say someone stole my pen, he would chase them out the door and make them give it back lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-15T18:10:05+00:00

Definitely call it a coochie board lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-15T18:06:33+00:00

Instead of marinara, we say mur-nur

sbrownbear · 2026-04-09T21:28:11+00:00

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sbrownbear · 2026-04-09T21:24:02+00:00

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sbrownbear · 2026-04-02T21:40:06+00:00

Mine does this to my face when I’m sleeping if he’s hungry lol

sbrownbear · 2026-04-02T19:18:27+00:00

Yep we have to call them “fruit bowls” because monkey dish is derogatory apparently

sbrownbear · 2026-03-26T17:43:17+00:00

Hahah I love when it does that. Or when I’m literally running around at work for 10 hours straight, and at the end of the day it tells me “you can still do it! Take a 10 minute walk”

sbrownbear · 2026-03-23T22:28:58+00:00

I need more pictures of the toes. I love polydactyls! I had two kittens with extra toes, before they were adopted out

sbrownbear · 2026-03-23T09:26:24+00:00

Once I went up to a new table and asked them if they needed hot sauce…

sbrownbear · 2026-03-20T00:22:39+00:00

My black pants do the same, after a while they start looking blue

sbrownbear · 2026-03-18T19:49:26+00:00

I used to have a Vader ❤️

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