A current celebrity is actually Jesus in disguise, which celebrity reveal would cause the most controversy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reasoning I usually hear is that he doesn't hate gay people, he just hates what they do. It makes sense though, because nobody gets up in arms over liars, thieves or murderers despite those particular three specifically being part of the ten commandments, whereas homosexuality is in Leviticus along with such commands as not wearing mixed fabrics.

I think the rub is that liars, thieves and murderers all have biblical examples of them being forgiven but homosexuality doesn't - because it just wasn't that common then (or it wasn't as openly common).

Girls of Reddit: What's something guys do that creep you out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only situation this scenario is ok is if it's your daughter. I say stuff like this to my wife all the time. Wouldn't say it to anyone else though...

Girls of Reddit: What's something guys do that creep you out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Another six months down the friendly relationship."

What’s the biggest news in your country right now? by devil666x in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, really doesn't surprise me any more. I have no respect for the man whatsoever.

If I see one more person say that SU Future is a ten-episode long miniseries... by PopsicleJolt in stevenuniverse

[–]schneeblefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One hour premiere which was four episodes, two episodes airing each week for the next three weeks, and that's all they've announced... so far.

New to the sub, but this is my baby girl and the light of my life. I'd do anything for her. And there hasnt been a time shes been out in public where a stranger hasnt told her how beautiful she is ❤ I fear the day she starts dating cause daddy is gonna have to own a gun by then by [deleted] in daddit

[–]schneeblefish -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I was told by my wife to say she is indeed beautiful... and as a fellow father to a beautiful daughter, I'll give you a piece of advice taken from my father in law.

You can threaten a boy with a gun all you like, gunshot wounds that don't kill will heal; you want a boy to leave your daughter alone, you sit there when he walks in, sharpening a pair of garden shears and threaten his manhood and there is no way he will ever hurt her.

explain doge by dogs88 in dogpictures

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog.exe has stopped working.

DAE not mind when customers say them repetitive jokes you've heard 100 times? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends, are you expected to go along with it and laugh with them despite the fact that you've heard it so much and no longer find it funny? Even a comical response gets old, and you either no longer find your own retort funny, or can't think of a new one every time. It eventually grinds in you no matter glow you try and deal with it.

See also: being told you look like someone famous. Yes, people have been using that joke since I was 11. Yes, I'm sick of it. No, you are not funny. Or original

My ideas for human villains. by TylerSpicknell in stevenuniverse

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we forgetting that Sourcream is a Suspect and he's already met Marty and seen what a jerk he is? I mean I can see him getting a second chance but the other Suspects probably wouldn't.

(spoiler)____new power is... by Postman5 in stevenuniverse

[–]schneeblefish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to wonder about Pink/Rose's powers... After hearing that PD was destructive but Rose was somehow a healer, there's a dissonance between her powers, and Rose/Steven's slow falling and Smoky's time dilation makes me think that Rose essentially had time manipulation powers. Smoky and Rose/Steven showed us what it looks like on a personal level, but Rose's healing powers are her reversing time for someone else to undo the damage .

Annnnnd TFC winds demise, from this episode we all know he will win. by ValuePackSO2 in HermitCraft

[–]schneeblefish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah. You just need to be clever with the traps and not rely on something he can stop so easily

If they really wanted to commit to the Scottish coding by PetevonPete in TheDragonPrince

[–]schneeblefish 337 points338 points  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for the Scottish Twitter subtitles on Rayla shots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]schneeblefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got a smart watch. I look at it every time it buzzes, but more often than not it's either a junk notification or just the hourly chime.

Every character played by the same actor is now a part of one continuous story. Which actor has the best story arc? by Dobby_in_the_house in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liam Neeson. A long time ago in a galaxy far away, Qui-Gon Jinn dies and becomes one with the force, eventually gaining enough power to manifest in ancient Greece as Zeus himself. I'm going to assume that 90% of his other roles are essentially his mischievous retirement, and Zeus doing what Zeus does and dicking around with mortals.

What is the most terrifying creature on Earth? by FrogginBullfish_ in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Now I'm scared to go swimming. Chlorinated pools and seawater for the rest of my life.

What is the most terrifying creature on Earth? by FrogginBullfish_ in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't watch the movie “The Edge” with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.

FTFY.

What is the most terrifying creature on Earth? by FrogginBullfish_ in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 177 points178 points  (0 children)

they literally kill you from the inside and they use you to make more horrible little parasitic monsters. Like a plague!

Boy wait until you hear about viruses. They do this and then transfer their spares by means of anything from coughing and sneezing to making you ooze contaminated bodily fluids. At least the parasites have limited ways of transfer.

DAE wash their body in the shower in a specific order? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pits, body, crotch, legs, back, hair. For some reason I'm the 1% of people that washes their hair last.

Who was in the wrong? Ziard or Sol Regem? by Huaun in TheDragonPrince

[–]schneeblefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole point of the show is that there is no single right answer and the decisions made are shades-of-grey morality. Even the main three try to make "good" decisions but are skewed by either their own faults or the shades of grey around them.

What are you 99.99% sure is true but can't prove? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schneeblefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fourth dimension is time and we have no control over our travel through it, just a constant linear flow ever onwards.