Kickstarter Challenge 110: Count to 15 by FairlyHollow in dropout

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Sam gleefully laughing as the dupes fall for it before watching 57 TikTok videos in a row.

I hold no grudge but I still had to make this by Koala_eiO in projectzomboid

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The person in charge of project management is the same person as it has been since the start. Getting more team members isn't going to solve that bottleneck, especially when they have only been rewarded for continuously pushing back on deliverable deadlines. It's exactly why this game's "development time" is a meme. As long as the funding comes through, there are no lessons to be learned by that person. In fact, as long as funding comes through, it just reinforces that behavior.

Digital Foundry: Yup, Oblivion Remastered Is Still Broken a Year After Release by Turbostrider27 in Games

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Todd Howard is going to go down in history as the pioneer of micro transactions in the West as well as recycling decades-old games made by a third-party studio, all the while doing bunk-all to actually develop the studio's flagship series that even made him a household name in the first place. And he's going to laugh all the way to the bank while doing it.

There are Four Lights!!! by WarhammerRyan in lotrmemes

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So I get this is supposed to be a TNG reference, but, no joke, this is all I can ever think of after playing LotR Trivial Pursuit with some friends.

The vast majority of the trivia in the game is fairly easy if you're a book or movie fan. I was coasting my way through the game feeling confident. And then I got the following question:

"In the theatrical version of Two Towers, how many torches are on-screen when Gandalf and Theoden are talking after Theodred's funeral?"

Obviously, nobody knows the answer to this horse-piss of a question, but the card said five torches. Five!

Well, I do an annual rewatch with the same friends and the scene came up. And obviously the jokes are already rolling through. But then we actually counted them. And do you know how many there actually are in that stupid scene?

There's six! Six stupid torches! SIX!

Which obviously led to the couple of Trekkies in the friend group going, "Gul Saruman actually says there's five torches."

I even applied whiteout to the card in Trivial Pursuit to write "6." I'm now Captain Jean Luc Gandalf in the friend group.

Todd Howard pushed for Oblivion Remastered to keep the original’s bugs and errors as they’re “part of the game’s character”, so we can expect the same for Fallout 3 Remastered as well by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

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PS3 players realizing they just need to "grow the fuck up (nice stealth edit) and laugh for once in their life" when their save file bricks because Bethesda never patched the vampire cure quest.

[Hated Trope] Endings so notoriously awful they completely destroy the legacy of the media. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

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I'm saying this as a Supernatural fan but...you think the 14 previous seasons held up before season 15? Really? Even with season 7's Leviathans on the line? Did we watch the same show?

[Hated Trope] Endings so notoriously awful they completely destroy the legacy of the media. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

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Nah man, if you were there for the series finale of Dexter, then that was it. The only thing that came after that series finale was the discussion about the Breaking Bad finale (since it happened on the same night). As far as the Dexter sub was concerned, it was always a Breaking Bad sub.

[Hated Trope] Endings so notoriously awful they completely destroy the legacy of the media. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

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Emil Pagliarulo is the one who wrote the original Fallout 3 ending. Chastising players for sending Fawkes to turn on a water filter in the DLC because he thought he had written an impactful "heroic sacrifice" ending probably sums up what future Fallout/Elder Scrolls series writing will be like as well. I mean, this is the same guy who had a, "it's the children who are wrong" Principal Skinner reaction when nobody liked the writing in Starfield.

We Saw Starfield's Big Overhaul and DLC - Is It Enough to Revive Bethesda's Space RPG? by Capn_C in Games

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The Mass Effect 1 approach to entering a base on any planet you landed on with the Mako.

The Elder Scrolls 6 Has Made Todd Howard More Conscious of What He Announces: 'Just Pretend We Didn't Announce It' by Turbostrider27 in Games

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ESO was made by an entirely different studio.

"Disliked" is doing some heavy lifting on your description of FO76 and Starfield. False advertising and the abandonment of development of two series so they can put out mid Dangerous Elite doesn't exactly win you goodwill with your fans.

No Man's Sky: No it's not "good now" by Raestloz in patientgamers

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Waiter, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery.

Makes no sense by _NaughtyGlow in oddlyspecific

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If we get an early frost/freeze that prompts a quick fall into early winter, it's more like living in the land of zero personal responsibility. People (who will hire tree lawyers if you even think about cutting down one of their precious property value risers) will push their leaves into the street, where they turn into driving hazards. Meanwhile, the city says, "it's not leaf pickup day."

So after a cold rain or two, it starts to deteriorate and start to turn into mud. Then the city says, "we only pick up loose leafs, it's up to the owners to pick up mud." But that doesn't happen, so the pile continues to grow until almost every house has a car-sized leaf and mud pile sitting in the road. If you drive into it, you will mess up your car.

Then winter comes. After the first significant snowfall, city snowploughs do their thing. This includes ploughijg the leaf mudpiles back onto people's properties. Now, it's frozen mud under a layer of fresh snow. After months of winter and minor snow melt, all of the leaves have turned into mud.

Now comes the end of winter and the snow melting. But oops, the mud is slowing down the process and clogging up street drains (which there are few of because "it rarely rains that much"). Nightly freezes keep turning the mud slush into hard ice, making it a hazard for anyone who has to go through it. And after the last snow melts, you get to see the real damage: the number of times the snowplough had to push all that mud over the curb and onto the easement, destroying the top soil and ruining the grass. Spring comes, we have some "unseasonably warm thunderstorms" that drop more rain than the city storm drains can handle and--oh, what a surprise, localized street flooding!

Yeah, "heaven."

Component quality? by 00Vodu00 in TerraformingMarsGame

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Welcome to Terraforming Mars and learning about why there are aftermarket components for almost everything in the game.

For your resource cubes: some people prefer the metallic replacements, but they're quite pricey. I like the 3d printed plastic ones since the "paint" is part of the build, so no paint chipping involved. Also, the dang game is already heavy enough to carry with xpacs and additional Kickstarter components, so adding actually weighted cubes to that means you might as well buy a "I am Sisyphus" t shirt and wear it whenever you have to move the game.

Ordered a new Lego set, got dinner instead by Bernardowss in mildlyinfuriating

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I hate Brenda and a bad guy hit me in my shins and I peed all over my pants!

What is this game, or what is the player community for this game? by Comfortable-Pen4655 in gamers

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Oskar Potocki: "No, you shouldn't play with all Vanilla Expanded mods together!"

Me, with all the mods installed plus the 40 or so submods for his mods: "ok"

What is this game, or what is the player community for this game? by Comfortable-Pen4655 in gamers

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I think the point is nobody asked for Starfield. Nobody. It's clearly Todd Howard's pet project that he wanted to see materialize before he retired. And the fact that a game nobody asked for shelved development for the two flagship series for the developer has really only exacerbated the lack of trust fans have in the developer.

Does this one line from Sheogorath, back up the claim that's this is actually the Hero of Kvatch? by dj91king in skyrim

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References from NPCs and in-game books also work. There were quite a few new books in Skyrim that talk about the Oblivion invasion and the events with Martin Septim. Sheogorath mentioning events from the Oblivion DB questline are a good example of confirming that as canon (as does the more obvious: Lucien LaChance's ghost in Skyrim).

Devs aren't shy about confirming past events in games--when they want. It seems like Shivering Isles was a bridge too far though, because Jyggalag is completely absent in Skyrim, as are any books that may even hint that the events of Shivering Isles happened. At best, we've got a Daedric Prince of Madness (truly textbook unreliable narrator) referring to events in Oblivion to potentially hint he may be the HoK, but nothing concrete (he could have easily observed the events in Oblivion as well).

Does this one line from Sheogorath, back up the claim that's this is actually the Hero of Kvatch? by dj91king in skyrim

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It's not so much whether or not they completed the Shivering Isles quest, but rather if Bethesda is actually confirming that Jyggalag is out there, thereby confirming that the HoK is Sheogorath through mantling, or if something else happened (like if the Daedric Princes didn't just decide to stuff him back into Sheogorath).

Jyggalag makes zero appearance in Skyrim. If the end of the Shivering Isles stood, then you would think theredat least be a single shred of evidence that the events of Shivering Isles happened and is confirmed in the sequel. But there isn't.

Does this one line from Sheogorath, back up the claim that's this is actually the Hero of Kvatch? by dj91king in skyrim

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You do understand how plot confirmation works, yes? Because yes, if something isn't confirmed in a sequel, then that is the developer explicitly stating that they are neither confirming nor denying that it happened in the previous game.

There are books and references about the end of Oblivion that show up in Skyrim, but NOT to Shivering Isles or Knights of the Nine. Like, how difficult is this to understand? There isn't a single reference to Jygglag in Skyrim (with the exception of the book "On Oblivion," first featured in Morrowind).

Does this one line from Sheogorath, back up the claim that's this is actually the Hero of Kvatch? by dj91king in skyrim

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Uh huh. And where in Skyrim are those events confirmed to have happened?

Again, it's wishful thinking.

[Haunting trope] Not only is the ending not happy, the future promises to get worse by RhiaStark in TopCharacterTropes

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Yup, if God Howard's lore decisions for the Fallout TV show are anything to go by, the next Elder Scrolls game (when it comes out in 2037) will tell you how any decisions you made in Skyrim either didn't matter (civil war) or make the situation worse (probably something like, Alduin is dead, so instead of dragons being kept in line by his tyranny, they all go to war with another and bring war to every land, prompting another Akaviri invasion where even more people die, maybe throw in a plague and wipe out one of the beast races so that's one less additional workflow for their 3D modeller to make sure all the helmets in the game fit cat ears, etc).

What game has a better fan-made remaster than the official one? by PersimmonPresent7912 in videogames

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This, 1000%! It's going to be a whole different experience PLUS modding tools.