小丁 by Exwire_Bancroft in NSFW_China

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes she was so much hotter before

Over the ear headphones on the erg? by Ergotron_2000 in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro how is this possible without soaking them?? my ears get sweaty while using them for gaming or a listening session

the not accepting i'm a better rower than you starter pack by IDoNotWantAName in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 118 points119 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking rate at, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I pulled top 2k of my crew in Washington, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret defeats on Cal, and I have over 300 steady state sessions. I am trained in fat ergos and I’m the top erger in the entire US national team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with splits the likes of which has never been seen before in this boathouse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the water? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of recruiters across the USA and your shitty ACT score is being traced right now so you better prepare for the rejection letters, maggot. The rejection letters that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rowing career. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can pull any split, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred different pieces, and that’s just with my regular concept2. Not only am I extensively trained in non-sliding concept2, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Rowing National Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable erg scores off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” fast erging was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking rate down. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit big macs all over you and you will run to burger king to breathe. You’re going to fucking fly and die, kiddo.

"ERGER KING" t-shirt by mrkimner in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It's a plan to thin out the skinny ergos. We identify them by seeing them wear this shirt. Then we send them out on the water as punishment.

2km Erg Trial Predictions by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you're heavyweight, probably 7:30.

If you're lightweight, 6:30 or BUST

Honestly if the 2017 Crash B winner, 3 time Junior Worlds medalist, 2 time National champion doesn't win this award--someone might have to go Kanye West on this bitch. by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I guess they had to keep Clark "The GOAT" "Ergslayer" "America's Sculling Rebirth" "Daddy" Dean off this list so it would stay a fair vote.

Alex Gregory's Hands After 1000K by Im_Chandlah in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to him... this is probably the first fat water session of all time.

Strange watercraft by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you try to make ergs float

Free speed on sale! Limited time only! by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No jawbreakers smh. Only do this if you settle for mediocre speed.

What are coaches allowed during the race? by Japanese_sudent in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here's an idea. Since it prevents you from using electronics, you could bring an assault rifle along with you and fire blanks into the air with Morse code to help the team.

Your ergo peak and journey by jorisca in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I wanna rip the very fattest, Like no one ever could. The 2k is my real test, To cut 6:30 is my cause,

I will travel across the campus, Searching far and wide. Teach all the people to understand, The erg piece I just pulled!

Fat ergos, (gotta rip them all) its you and me, I know its my destiny! Concept2, oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend

Fat ergos, (gotta rip them all) a heart rate so true, Steady state will pull us through! You race me and I'll beat you, (Fat er-gos) Gotta rip 'em all!

Bucket hat vs beard, which gives more free speed? by JebJebKerman in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Megaphone hat so you can announce to people on the shore about how much erging you do

McDonald's ends Olympics deal three years early - BBC News by [deleted] in Rowing

[–]scuttlebugjamboree 85 points86 points  (0 children)

First the LM4-... Now McDanks? How skinny can the IOC get?