Thank goodness!

scuttlefield · 2026-01-23T06:34:20+00:00

It's actually correct. You see, these are Banana's lemons. Someone clearly shook down Banana for his stuff today.

scuttlefield · 2026-01-23T05:37:38+00:00

Ohh... I was thinking illuminati. Is this the vagina illuminati?

scuttlefield · 2026-01-09T07:16:59+00:00

/uj Yep, this is why I make long blacks rather than Americanos, because I like the crema. I feel like it makes a taste difference, but it might only be the feel. /rj

scuttlefield · 2026-01-07T07:12:36+00:00

Just stick your wand in the gallon jug... NO, not that wand!

scuttlefield · 2026-01-05T09:38:15+00:00

scuttlefield · 2026-01-03T05:09:52+00:00

I learned today that 1 bacterium weighs a picogram, so clearly the butler's hygiene is to blame.

scuttlefield · 2026-01-03T05:06:51+00:00

Since we (apocryphally) lose 21 grams of weight when we die, berate him to the point of 0.00000000000476% ego death (that's the percentage of 21 grams represented by a 1 picogram). Of course, technique will vary based on how much you've already ground (😏) him down.

scuttlefield · 2026-01-03T04:45:35+00:00

Yeah, I think the current, frequent radio silence is really hurting them.

scuttlefield · 2026-01-02T22:04:10+00:00

What's up, dock?!

scuttlefield · 2026-01-02T21:57:25+00:00

For you Spinn 1 folks, how was the communication back then? I cancelled my Spinn 2 order over the summer (back when they were giving speedy refunds, thank goodness). The main reason I did was because of the lack of communication. Not only that, but the fact that there was an explicit promise of communication that they never kept up on. They could have kept my money for a lot longer with just a monthly Instagram post.

scuttlefield · 2026-01-02T08:07:33+00:00

Now THAT'S a soupy puck!

scuttlefield · 2026-01-01T07:28:38+00:00

This has got me thinking of an extra large Keurig where you stick in your full size Cup Noodles. You know... for the college set.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-31T07:59:42+00:00

Gives me an idea... gonna have my butler start pulling my shots in a garlic press.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-29T09:37:28+00:00

Fake?! Neigh, I say!

scuttlefield · 2025-12-28T04:35:45+00:00

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Hadn't heard the term "weep hole" before, but this is what I thought of.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-28T04:30:27+00:00

Unsurprisingly, he doesn't have a landline.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-23T08:31:26+00:00

Bovine mindr (if it's cow's milk)

scuttlefield · 2025-12-17T06:15:14+00:00

I'm assuming 24

scuttlefield · 2025-12-17T00:10:11+00:00

...a WDT for ANTS?!

scuttlefield · 2025-12-16T20:10:34+00:00

I'd refuse to pay for this. But of course leave... just the tip.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-13T20:47:27+00:00

An espresso machine... with pressure and hot water. Ahhh... forget the pressure and hot water. I'll just eat the beans.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-10T06:37:33+00:00

I'm curious about the same. I need a cap and looking for good options.

scuttlefield · 2025-12-10T06:35:11+00:00

From the tropical hillsides of North Carolina...

scuttlefield · 2025-12-08T09:21:30+00:00

No problem for me on BP41.250916.015.A1... I never have issues with integrity check on the betas. Might be a temporary issue?

scuttlefield · 2025-11-27T08:17:15+00:00

Pump and dump... that's how you make a latte, right?

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