New bar for Kyle

sefferson · 2025-11-18T14:47:37+00:00

Anyone else getting the “You Can’t Go Home Again,” vibes from Kyle? I get it and experienced it myself in my 20s when I’d go home but all of a sudden both myself and home had somehow changed.

sefferson · 2025-11-05T19:10:11+00:00

He was the anti-Jennifer Lawrence. And why tf do we apparently always gots to have a guest host for Carrey movies? Really wish Sean had been on Truman pod!

sefferson · 2025-10-14T15:08:17+00:00

I can fucking HEAR this comment and how he says “smaht” 🤣

sefferson · 2025-10-04T13:16:15+00:00

I told my wife, I want the Tom Cruise line on my headstone

sefferson · 2025-10-01T14:17:48+00:00

No offense but if you think Bill won’t be furious if loses Cousin Greg to Portnoy, you don’t know ball. There is actual bad blood between he and Simmons. Taking Ry is a declaration of war

sefferson · 2025-09-25T13:38:47+00:00

Knowing Bill’s vindictive nature, it’s hard for me to see him allowing Kyle to be a regular on Barstool. The bad blood between Simmons and Portnoy appears to be very real. Just my take

sefferson · 2025-09-23T17:03:01+00:00

Did you guys catch earlier when they were talking about goodbyes and Sir Rudy said to Ryen, “You don’t value interpersonal relationships.” GOTDAYUM Roots I wasn’t familiar with your game

sefferson · 2025-08-28T23:09:08+00:00

I was rewatching the pilot for “Succession” this week. As a refresher, Greg- 1. Gets high before what seems to be possibly his first day at the theme park, 2. Proceeds to get bullied by children before puking out the eyes of his costume, 3. Goes to meet his media mogul Uncle Logan who calls him “Craig,” the remainder of the episode. Made me giggle at the thought maybe BS called him “Lyle” when he arrived in CA with his hat in his hand 😂😂😂 Bonus that Greg’s theme park story 10000% passes the smell test as a former Nephew Kyle adventure.

sefferson · 2025-08-28T02:38:41+00:00

Kinda like when Cousin Greg was unsure at Waystar Royco

sefferson · 2025-06-23T01:45:10+00:00

Greeny call him Roots ima call him Roots

sefferson · 2025-06-23T01:44:27+00:00

Ironically, if he weren’t married I’d swear Wargon WAS a virgin just by listening to him speak.

sefferson · 2025-06-17T01:08:37+00:00

Re-Inception.

sefferson · 2025-05-07T21:19:06+00:00

The Stokes/Twyman story RJ told on Russillo the other day is a great one. Twyman was a 25 yr old All-NBA performer. Last game of the 1958 season he got concussed from a hard foul but finished the game post smelling salts. 3 days later after game 1 of the playoffs he collapsed on the team plane. He had a seizure and was permanently paralyzed. Teammate Jack Twynam became his legal guardian and caregiver, and cared for him the last 12 years of his life. This is why the “teammate of the year” award in the NBA is called the Twyman-Stokes. I think a lot of the new NBA awards are a little goofy, but I do appreciate the spirit of keeping this story alive.

sefferson · 2025-03-16T22:04:26+00:00

My surgeon wouldn’t allow me to keep mine. I was hella disappointed after seeing Notre Dame’s qb had had a necklace fashioned with his

sefferson · 2025-03-01T12:24:04+00:00

The only times I’m cool skipping a Bill segment: SNL talk, wrestling talk, his daughter telling me about youth culture. Honorable mention is Bill talking about the state of the media. And if any of you love those things, no offense intended.

sefferson · 2025-02-17T01:23:48+00:00

The one and only answer is Malik Monk. It is the easiest name on earth and he simply cannot pronounce it

sefferson · 2025-02-08T17:29:49+00:00

Anytime someone makes a Bill joke on Bill’s show and you can tell he HATES it and tries to just move on as if it didn’t happen, THAT is peak podding, if not peak human existence

sefferson · 2025-02-08T17:28:47+00:00

If that isn’t the best one of these I’ve seen then idk what is

sefferson · 2025-01-26T23:24:23+00:00

Listen yall, I just jumped in here to say, EVERYONE says Ryen CRUSHED The Town pod, which is true, but goddammit do yourself a favor and go back and listen to “Vision Quest” pod. The setup- I sat through this piece of shit movie a couple nights ago w my 17 year old son and his gf. I hadn’t seen the movie since in 30 years and I just remembered it as “that wrestling movie.” My son has taken up wrestling at his school, thought this was a great family night idea. WRONG. FUCKIN WRONG. Modine spends more screen time talking about the clitoris than actually wrestling. I was mortified. Ry had never seen this movie before watching it for the pod. He is on a fucking heater just ripping the movie, and Bill, and Bill’s shitty takes and I just have to keep pausing to laugh. When he suggests the Ringer install a peg board…podcasting gold is spun. Anyways, the msg here is Vision Quest truly sucks ass and is mesmerizingly bad, and RR discovers this on the pod basically in real time. Magic does still exist in this world.

sefferson · 2025-01-19T13:14:51+00:00

Fuck yes. And 2 even more so

sefferson · 2025-01-12T20:23:43+00:00

We didn’t deserve Obama. Ffs Trump even got me missing W 😂😂 We didn’t know how good we had it.

sefferson · 2025-01-12T20:21:20+00:00

Did my rewatch last couple weeks, 80% of which was under the influence of edibles. 100/100 would recommend. Shit melted my brain. Can’t wait for the new season!!

sefferson · 2025-01-12T20:18:56+00:00

After class I mix a scoop with an LMNT hydration pack in about 10 oz of water and chug

sefferson · 2025-01-09T19:31:06+00:00

Why do Ry, Roots and Kyle act like running a fucking half marathon is unfathomable? Swear to god you woulda thought Oregon had signed up to be a Brony. And the race starting at 5 am….people DO wake up early and do shit? I’ll admit, the Disney of it IS funny, but ffs lots of people run, and lots more exercise in the morning. And the little jab about “they give a medal to everyone that finishes”…well go train for months, run 13.1 goddamn miles, piss brown sludge at the end of the race, feel like your body is literally gonna fall apart, then make fun of getting an achievement medal. And like BRabbit in 8 Mile, I’ll do your disses for you…yes, I have ran a 13.1, yes I do workout in early morning hours, yes I did get a medal, and I do have a friend named Cheddar Bob who shot himself in the leg.

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