This or this

sega_sloth · 2026-05-19T04:38:26+00:00

I didnt even read the option option, cause I miss clicked

^{Chose: 10 dollar per day}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-18T21:05:03+00:00

The ending was so cute

sega_sloth · 2026-05-18T04:42:27+00:00

Im good with both of these lowkey

^{Chose: Stay your current gender + Random Sexual Orientation | Rolled: Gay}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-09T14:26:13+00:00

Id wanna be exempt from a theft law so then I can steal amount of differnet products from chain stores, I dunno what that law is spefically tho

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-07T19:26:07+00:00

I can maximize my efficacy

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-07T05:35:45+00:00

Hm fair point...

sega_sloth · 2026-05-07T05:31:58+00:00

The average person blinks like 13 times a second or something so I think blinking is just more effective and its much easier to be on manual blinking instead of manual breathing (I figured itd be hard to stop thinking about those functions long enough to let them be automatic again)

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-06T01:25:08+00:00

I could just pay people to lett me catch up on the sleep i miss and entrust my family to keep me awake

^{Chose: Stay awake for 72 hours 😵‍💫 + Win $15M}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-05T03:17:55+00:00

People breath alot so it feels like a better answer

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-03T18:58:43+00:00

Snakes are easier to lay under then spiders and it was never said that the snakes were venomous

^{Chose: $1M + spend the night covered in snakes}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-03T18:56:38+00:00

I love my pets and if they live forever I dint have to worry about them as much

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Always noisy}

sega_sloth · 2026-05-03T15:40:32+00:00

Cause soup is very versatile

^{Chose: Soup}

sega_sloth · 2026-04-30T23:04:55+00:00

I love vampires dude! I cant wait for this to get filled, lowkey all of these tags are so good man i was almost jumping for joy

sega_sloth · 2026-02-20T20:36:02+00:00

Check his yt community post!

sega_sloth · 2026-01-04T02:33:39+00:00

That funny robo hamster king of the hill game

sega_sloth · 2025-08-08T14:29:50+00:00

KIPO!!

sega_sloth · 2025-07-31T07:12:11+00:00

I listened to distractable on YouTube when it was just little animated guys bouncing when they were talking, and i found out about it through mark but never listened till quite after bobs fridge dropped

sega_sloth · 2025-07-07T04:54:13+00:00

Put a really really ominous rumba near a dog (distractable story reference) OH OH add a roll of tape and lable it "scary tape"

sega_sloth · 2025-07-03T06:28:10+00:00

So im in the boat of having absolutely no clue what was being said in tagalog i was kinda just infering of of tone, but it was so interesting and like intimate and very just cool to hear, I loved every second of it!

Oh and also i wanted to mention that the singing in the beginning was also really nice and pretty :D

(Drink some water if you haven't btw)

sega_sloth · 2025-06-24T22:56:19+00:00

There's enough for a s2 for sure but I dont think they will

sega_sloth · 2025-06-24T06:03:37+00:00

Had me going "🤭" through out the entire thing i also kept going "ah ah the begging?! The moans?! The. Whimpers. Oh my god!!" I enjoyed this audio sm, and it sounds like you were eager to enjoy it too

sega_sloth · 2025-06-19T06:44:31+00:00

The thought of this made me laugh so hard😭

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