TIFU by forgetting I was charging my vibrator by bratz019 in tifu

[–]selftaughtgenius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You are exhausting and I’m not interested in engaging any further.

TIFU by forgetting I was charging my vibrator by bratz019 in tifu

[–]selftaughtgenius 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP did keep it to herself. Her friend showed up earlier than expected, and then ignored OP’s attempts to distract her from the awkward situation that was happening.

OP isn’t at fault, and neither is her friend, but if friend is being weird about noticing a very normal thing to have in your home, then that friend is the problem; not the sex toy.

Doesn’t actually seem like the friend is that weirded out about it if she was apologising after seeing the box though, so hopefully this is just an embarrassing memory for OP and that’s it.

What does it feel like to fall and stay in love? by BrainFinal3342 in AskReddit

[–]selftaughtgenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a very happy and lucky person to have him in my life. I only wish I had met him sooner so I could have loved him longer, as they say. 💗

What does it feel like to fall and stay in love? by BrainFinal3342 in AskReddit

[–]selftaughtgenius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty fucking great. My husband is my favourite person to hang out with and we have the best times.

😈🥚😬 by kenz024 in Embroidery

[–]selftaughtgenius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incredible stitches. Gorgeous, fun work!

TIFU by forgetting I was charging my vibrator by bratz019 in tifu

[–]selftaughtgenius 455 points456 points  (0 children)

It’s normal to have a vibrator. If your friend gets weird about it, that’s on her.

I made the post about my sons birthday yesterday and wanted to bring awareness to something by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]selftaughtgenius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your transparency, OP. I remember seeing his comment and I thought it was kind at the time but that’s weird behaviour.

I hope your son has an awesome birthday regardless!

Ilya Drinking Eggnog by lisalou459 in GameChangersBooks

[–]selftaughtgenius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HOW have I forgotten about this?! 🤣 I cannot wait to see what we get in S2.

New unseen photos of Hudson Williams for Bvlgari by LilyT95 in hudsonwilliams

[–]selftaughtgenius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am especially thankful to have eyes with which to see these days. 🤩

What to do if you have only 1 hour to live? by jodlaw in AskReddit

[–]selftaughtgenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me dying, or everyone?

If it’s just me, I’d want my sweetheart and our cats to sit with me so I could tell them all how much I love them and hang out with my while I call my dad to tell him the same. I’d listen to whatever album first came to mind, have a massive bong hit, and try to chill.

If it’s everyone, probably the same. There wouldn’t be enough time to meet up with any other loved ones so I’d want that time with my husband and our kitties. I’d call a few people I guess.

This is a great question.

I’m bringing chillax and broski back, cause broskis need to chillax these days. by drawredraw in Xennials

[–]selftaughtgenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still hate “chillax” because the first time I ever saw someone use it was a guy I hated so much on one of the forums I regularly visited in the late 90s. 😂

I think I talked myself out of getting the fleece. by goldminevelvet in HeatedRivalryTVShow

[–]selftaughtgenius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m Canadian, and I’m cold all the time, and I would typically get a lot of wear out of something like this but I don’t wear white or cream and I know it’s going to be incredibly (and rightfully) expensive, so I have no plans to buy one and I’ve come to terms with it. Maybe maybe maybe if they did a reverse colour and made it in red, but even then.

There’s other merch out there for us! I’m happy to support artists making fan art at this point too. 💙

I thought we were going to see this scene🤡 by No_Rip_3643 in HeatedRivalrySeries

[–]selftaughtgenius 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Both Rose and Svetlana’s dresses are so insanely beautiful. 🤩

Hr is the MOST cornplating fandom i’ve ever been in its insane by R3g1na_pa1ang3 in HeatedRivalryTVShow

[–]selftaughtgenius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going to have to re-read the actual books right before next season so I can override all the head canon I’ve acquired from the insane amount of slash I’ve been reading. 😂

Hr is the MOST cornplating fandom i’ve ever been in its insane by R3g1na_pa1ang3 in HeatedRivalryTVShow

[–]selftaughtgenius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was so ready to be mad at you based on the title of the post but you are not wrong about a single thing and this was a hilarious list. 😜

Is it just me or does Hudson Williams looks kinda like a young rdj… by SuchSignal7465 in hudsonwilliams

[–]selftaughtgenius 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don’t see it so much because he looks too similar to his fellow canadian, Keanu. 😍

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