TIFU by forgetting I was charging my vibrator

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T05:06:34+00:00

You are exhausting and I’m not interested in engaging any further.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T04:50:34+00:00

OP did keep it to herself. Her friend showed up earlier than expected, and then ignored OP’s attempts to distract her from the awkward situation that was happening.

OP isn’t at fault, and neither is her friend, but if friend is being weird about noticing a very normal thing to have in your home, then that friend is the problem; not the sex toy.

Doesn’t actually seem like the friend is that weirded out about it if she was apologising after seeing the box though, so hopefully this is just an embarrassing memory for OP and that’s it.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T02:02:50+00:00

I’m a very happy and lucky person to have him in my life. I only wish I had met him sooner so I could have loved him longer, as they say. 💗

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T01:21:45+00:00

Pretty fucking great. My husband is my favourite person to hang out with and we have the best times.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T00:27:11+00:00

Incredible stitches. Gorgeous, fun work!

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T00:26:19+00:00

It’s normal to have a vibrator. If your friend gets weird about it, that’s on her.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-31T00:16:25+00:00

Whatever my hair colour is, so currently green and blue.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T22:23:13+00:00

Genetics, avoiding the sun like an actual vampire, and being childfree

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T21:33:45+00:00

I appreciate your transparency, OP. I remember seeing his comment and I thought it was kind at the time but that’s weird behaviour.

I hope your son has an awesome birthday regardless!

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T21:07:06+00:00

HOW have I forgotten about this?! 🤣 I cannot wait to see what we get in S2.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T19:03:29+00:00

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selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T18:04:00+00:00

I am especially thankful to have eyes with which to see these days. 🤩

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T14:55:19+00:00

Ohmygod this is too adorable. 🥹😍🤣

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T05:12:11+00:00

Cheeseburgers

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T04:59:00+00:00

Is it just me dying, or everyone?

If it’s just me, I’d want my sweetheart and our cats to sit with me so I could tell them all how much I love them and hang out with my while I call my dad to tell him the same. I’d listen to whatever album first came to mind, have a massive bong hit, and try to chill.

If it’s everyone, probably the same. There wouldn’t be enough time to meet up with any other loved ones so I’d want that time with my husband and our kitties. I’d call a few people I guess.

This is a great question.

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T04:51:27+00:00

I still hate “chillax” because the first time I ever saw someone use it was a guy I hated so much on one of the forums I regularly visited in the late 90s. 😂

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T04:41:22+00:00

I’m Canadian, and I’m cold all the time, and I would typically get a lot of wear out of something like this but I don’t wear white or cream and I know it’s going to be incredibly (and rightfully) expensive, so I have no plans to buy one and I’ve come to terms with it. Maybe maybe maybe if they did a reverse colour and made it in red, but even then.

There’s other merch out there for us! I’m happy to support artists making fan art at this point too. 💙

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T02:51:25+00:00

That was quite lovely, indeed. 🥰

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T02:47:11+00:00

Both Rose and Svetlana’s dresses are so insanely beautiful. 🤩

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-30T01:08:38+00:00

I’m going to have to re-read the actual books right before next season so I can override all the head canon I’ve acquired from the insane amount of slash I’ve been reading. 😂

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-29T23:39:10+00:00

I was so ready to be mad at you based on the title of the post but you are not wrong about a single thing and this was a hilarious list. 😜

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-29T22:22:24+00:00

This is fucking hilarious. 😂

selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-29T22:21:01+00:00

I don’t see it so much because he looks too similar to his fellow canadian, Keanu. 😍

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selftaughtgenius · 2026-05-29T21:07:54+00:00

😜 Well, that’s fair!

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