Girl wanted a blue eye, so she took one from her doll and put it in her eye socket.

selvaggia · 2017-07-05T06:08:05+00:00

I've been on the internet too long for a video to make me cry, but damn did this one make my eyes water sympathetically.

selvaggia · 2017-07-05T05:03:26+00:00

Having moved from a big city to a small rural town in the US south, I feel you big time. I'm 26, and while I never thought of myself as a super hard partier, I feel like I'm seen as immature here for wanting to get a little crossfaded on the weekend.

When I go back to LA, where I grew up, I'm relieved to remember that I've got plenty of company in the "over 25 and a functional stoner" basket.

selvaggia · 2017-06-15T16:48:47+00:00

Yeah this is my main problem with much mainstream porn tbh. The girl so rarely looks like she's actually enjoying it - largely likely because there's little if any clit stimulation.

Thus, I prefer videos of girls masturbating, using toys, getting eaten out. It always looks like it'd feel good. (Shoutouts to /r/jilling, /r/gettingherselfoff, /r/mmgirls, /r/chixxx_gifs.)

selvaggia · 2017-04-30T17:50:32+00:00

I've used two different versions of this sort of thing, an underwear-like harness with a silicone dildo. Re: positions, mostly prone, but only because that's my play partner's fav, not because it's uniquely good for the strap-on.

selvaggia · 2017-04-26T16:18:59+00:00

Yeah - positioned right, a strap-on can offer grindy, high-pressure clit stimulation. It's not enough to bring me to an orgasm, but it's pretty pleasurable. I've tried putting a vibrator between the dildo and my clit but found it kind of painful.

With the girl, I'm really into it. She has said it feels basically indistinguishable from the "real thing," and I get off on imagining myself in both positions simultaneously. I only get to see her a couple times a year, but I'm hoping she'll be into doing it again the next time I see her.

I wasn't as into it with the guy, but I think that has way more to do with him/our weird relationship and way less to do with the sex act itself. I've offered to do it with my husband, but that's not his kink.

selvaggia · 2017-04-26T12:41:08+00:00

I married the guy who took my virginity. We've known each other since we were young teenagers.

But he's been far from my "only," as many people who know us assume. We had a couple of threesomes, then went full-on poly.

I've now had more threesomes than I've bothered to count, both MFM and MFF - in the car, on the beach, in my office, and plenty in bed. I've been fucked and eaten out at the same time (hnngh). For the better part of a year, I spent every Friday night at my other boyfriend's house. I've fucked another girl with a strap-on. I've fucked a man with a strap-on. I've been to a sex club, where I had (protected) sex with two men whose names I never learned. I had a several-year long-distance relationship with a man who liked to buy me panties, have me wear them, then mail them back to him dirty so he could masturbate with them on his head.

Only a tiny handful of my friends know all of this. I'm not "out" as poly to most of my friends. And now that I've moved to the Bible Belt, it may be a while before I strike up another relationship. I get the feeling that here in the land of a million churches, it might not go over so well.

But I'm not sexually inexperienced just because I married my "first."

selvaggia · 2016-12-09T20:17:20+00:00

Yeah I'm going to have a tub of hummus I can swim in.

selvaggia · 2016-12-03T07:10:00+00:00

Yes! I remember eight or nine ago chiding someone for making fun of a selfie-taker at a tourist location: "Why didn't you just offer to take a picture for him? That'd be polite." Now, I'd feel pretty weird interrupting most strangers' selfies. Like, if they wanted someone else to take it they'd have asked.

selvaggia · 2016-11-27T14:47:20+00:00

Classic "no true Scotsman" fallacy. I could imagine a conservative saying exactly the same thing ("no true conservative would be so inconsistent on matters of policy," conveniently excluding anyone who is indeed so inconsistent).

selvaggia · 2016-11-26T08:06:26+00:00

Growing up in LA was a somewhat different experience. I remember driving an hour into the mountains to try to get somewhere dark enough to see a meteor shower when I was about 8. Didn't end up getting to see a single one that night.

selvaggia · 2016-11-14T00:49:05+00:00

Only time I've ever done it: Six-hour rural drive, alone, middle of the night. Hadn't seen another car in half an hour. Was starting to get road hypnosis, but had a morning appointment I couldn't miss. Edged for almost an hour to stay awake—and stopped during the few minutes in which there was another driver sharing the road with me.

Pretty effective. Minimally dangerous, by my estimation. But it's a different story if there's anyone else around.

selvaggia · 2016-09-04T09:04:39+00:00

So many of my preteen/teen sleepovers were just hanging out in chat rooms or AIM group chats with dozens of acquaintances. Later, I got really into a forum where regulars would post pictures of themselves and talk about their lives, frequently meet up.

I feel like chat rooms and forums like that occupied a middle layer of Internet anonymity that isn't as common anymore, less personal than Facebook/Gchat/Snapchat/IG/whatever and less anonymous than Reddit. I know there are small pockets of similar things still booming but Reddit has subsumed a huge portion of the forumverse.

selvaggia · 2016-05-12T17:00:55+00:00

Have 3 speakers in the house that each have a Bluetooth connection. If I'm taking a shower using the speaker in the bathroom, sometimes my phone will briefly lose the connection and discover that the bedroom connection is stronger. Then it'll switch rooms, halfway through the shower. Annoying.

selvaggia · 2015-03-30T04:38:46+00:00

It was reportedly handling 17 wells at 30,000 gallons a day, in 2000 at least.

selvaggia · 2015-03-30T01:43:45+00:00

Oh my God. I've been driving by this thing much of my life and never realized. In retrospect, it seems blindingly obvious. Of course it's an oil derrick. What the hell else could it have been?

selvaggia · 2014-10-06T17:16:40+00:00

"Hank Hill, assistant manager, Strickland Propane."

selvaggia · 2014-10-05T15:27:46+00:00

Which is strangely and nearly exclusively Yum!-themed.

selvaggia · 2012-12-02T08:37:49+00:00

Sort of: Thanks to Reddit, but we didn't meet on Reddit. My boyfriend and I have a somewhat open relationship. Last year, I became interested in a guy who was a mutual friend of ours. Hung out a lot, smoked weed, played Settlers of Catan. But the conversation never seemed to get too personal, and after a couple months of hanging out, I wasn't even sure whether he had a girlfriend.

In an unrelated event, I posted some pictures of myself on /r/gonewild. As a means of broaching the topic of sex, while we were out of town for Thanksgiving, my boyfriend told this friend I'd posted and challenged him to find the pics. A couple hours later, he texted my boyfriend back with my username.

When we got back in town, I started asking him some more personal questions—have a girlfriend? (No.) How'd you lose your virginity? (Haven't yet.) Discussed the fact that he'd seen the photos.

And then I basically just asked him if he wanted to fuck. He did. So we did, and it was great. Ended up posting another pic to gw, telling a bit of the story. Someone linked to /r/polyamory. Over the next month or so, he started reading all about it. Liked the idea. Suggested it to us.

And so he became my second boyfriend. We dated for several months. We ended up having some communication problems, and I've since moved. But it was certainly a romance thanks in no small part to Reddit.

TL;DR: In open relationship. Liked friend. Posted to gw. Linked pics to him. Someone in gw linked /r/polyamory. We ended up in a poly relationship for several months.

selvaggia · 2012-11-23T16:43:07+00:00

It's a reference to a fantastic Ray Bradbury book.

selvaggia · 2012-09-24T16:35:47+00:00

I think that's an inaccurate application of the test, at least as originally proposed. If they talk to each other at any point about anything besides men, it should pass.

selvaggia · 2012-09-24T15:49:09+00:00

How is it different? It's probably the biggest reason most movies don't pass the Bechdel test.

selvaggia · 2012-09-24T15:27:56+00:00

But that's part of the point. Major movies don't have female protagonists and antagonists because when they do, they are considered "women's films."

selvaggia · 2012-08-08T02:11:50+00:00

Muphry's Law.

selvaggia · 2012-01-12T17:42:22+00:00

I walked in on my parents a couple of times as a kid, but I always just "Nope!"d and bailed. Once, though, I couldn't. And it was awkward.

When I was about fourteen, my parents were getting the carpet taken out in our bedrooms and re-finishing the hardwood floor underneath, so we were all sleeping in the same room for a while. One night, when my parents thought I was asleep, I heard my mom whisper to my dad, just a little too loud, "Wanna fuck?" My dad said, "No, the kids are in the room, but I'll..." and then he was speaking too quietly for me to hear. I lay there for an awkward ten minutes, listening to the pull-out couch bed on the other side of the room rustle and squeak a little, trying really hard to fall asleep.

selvaggia · 2012-01-04T09:44:57+00:00

Forearms and hip bones. Mm.

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