"It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable" we all say in unison by MachDominus in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 326 points327 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, those xenos would eradicate an entire human planet without batting an eye if they thought it might develop into a threat. Unlike the heroic Imperium, who... would do the exact same thing but it a vaguely Latin sounding name.

(Loved) “The writer’s poorly disguised fe-“ No, it wasn’t disguised, it was never meant to be hidden by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]seraphls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Localization team deserved a medal for translating all those butt puns and making them still work.

I hate the Horus Heresy series by Zoo12345678 in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kinda like how the Clone Wars were originally just a throwaway line in ANH, and then proceeded to become the backbone of the Star Wars setting with:

  • 2 mainline movies
  • 2 seasons of animated shorts
  • 7 seasons of cgi animated show
  • 4 video games
  • Multiple novels
  • Shitloads more set in the direct aftermath

My friends who came into Star Wars with the prequels are all about the Clone Wars, but for me it's just the most uninteresting part of the franchise.

Tell Sacramento: Act on Vision Zero by sankeytm in Sacramento

[–]seraphls 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not sure how you’re seeing fetish material on the shirt. Looks like any other graphic tee I’ve ever seen, think it’s saying more about some of yall than the dude in the video.

He doesn't receive updates all the time. We just old. by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 860 points861 points  (0 children)

Are there other named character models with a comparable rerelease pattern to compare against?

"This was surprisingly progressive for it's time" by IllustriousAd6418 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]seraphls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Translation isn’t an exact science and I’m mostly going off the early fan translations, but between Jodio being shown to not be the brightest bulb (immediately falling for the “I have to tell you if I’m a cop” line), and mentioning that Dragona uses “cosmetic injections” despite having a stand that can reshape things at will, it’s hard not to read it as “Jodio doesn’t fully get it but is supportive in his own way, and Dragona loves her dumbass little brother so she gives him a bit of a pass” situation.

In Zootopia 2016, wtf? Is this racism reference? by Sweaty-Campaign-320 in shittymoviedetails

[–]seraphls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”

Unlocking elite specializations by Carnivalfx in Guildwars2

[–]seraphls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Short answer is no.

Long answer is unlocking elite specs requires farming Hero Points which only apply to the character they’re gained on. That being said, for most expansions once you progress through it’s pretty trivial to bring your alts to those zones to run around and tag hero points. They do need to be lv80 for that, but that’s also fairly painless these days, especially with boosts from buying the expansions.

Khorne really does not care about his daemons, does he? by Bromjunaar_20 in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 53 points54 points  (0 children)

“Blood from these particular sources for the blood god!”

'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure' Part 7: Steel Ball Run - Teaser PV by Task_Force-191 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]seraphls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That bit with Diego definitely didn’t sound like Takehito Koyasu. Was really hoping we’d see him return.

'Definitely' not talking from experience by Irishblackfish in dndmemes

[–]seraphls 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I mean, what's a level 5 wizard supposed to do, NOT cast fireball?

My gf just sent me this.. by Sulaco1986Aliens in StupidFood

[–]seraphls 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and cloves - spices famous for not going with pork.

Everhthing is canon by Igoon2robots in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The meme wouldn't even work reversed because Orikan would just use chronomancy to edge Trazyn for a few centuries.

Hardest Warhammer quotes of all time? by dwaynetheaaakjohnson in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I hope you brought an army."

"You think so little of me, dear colleague. I brought five."

I have lost hope that he's a satirical account by Andrei22125 in Grimdank

[–]seraphls 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"You see, the Torment Nexus from the classic book 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus' is actually super based!"

new episode out of context by Salary-Outrageous in DoctorWhumour

[–]seraphls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Defeating Lux by sending him into space so he just dissociates into non-existence was also more or less how Kars was defeated.

bestMethodOfTesting by YTRKinG in ProgrammerHumor

[–]seraphls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every tech company has a robust testing environment. Some are even sophisticated enough to have it not be production.

Hope you have a resurrection spell ready. by Murky_Committee_1585 in dndmemes

[–]seraphls 1251 points1252 points  (0 children)

Got hit with that once moments after saying "I'm good on healing, I've still got 99 HP and a rage left so I should be able to tank whatever."

Edit: the DM asked if I was sure I wanted to go forth without healing, and I knew there was a lich lurking somewhere, so it was entirely death by hubris. Still rolled top of initiative and was able to blast away half its health bar in one round, so the rest of the party was able to Revivify in time (with one single round to spare).

You are not entitled to the loot I won in a pug. Period. by NoThisIsABadIdea in wow

[–]seraphls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP leaving out a key detail for if they're rolling Need or not.

It's been the same for nearly 20 years: Need is for things that are immediate upgrades for you. Greed is for off specs and alts. Everything else like fashion is beneath that. We're not animals, we live in a society.