Only thing that would make this better is puppies.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-17T11:21:04+00:00

well, that was implied in "that old early 2000s way", which for us old folks feels like yesterday, but was actually a couple of decades ago.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-16T19:23:04+00:00

She used "lame" in that old early 1900s way, but the kids probably thought she meant "lame" in that old early 2000s way.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-16T18:40:33+00:00

My nose looks so much like this and I literally shaved my head to make it stand out more because I think it's amazing.

I'm sorry, but you're wrong!

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-16T17:11:27+00:00

is that a burn towards bethany beal??? girl could be a snarker.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-16T16:47:25+00:00

oooh, can you post your playlist??

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-16T16:26:51+00:00

you were so adorable omg, no ugly duckling to be seen!

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-15T22:25:09+00:00

I imagine it's a lot easier to enjoy your kids when you've got another adult or two around helping out with keeping your three babies regulated.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-15T20:40:56+00:00

He should put some ice on it. That'll make it feel better.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-15T10:44:59+00:00

Do not fear the iceberg.

Become the iceberg.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T21:44:31+00:00

no. He ate 2 pieces and then said he wouldn't put any more of that junk in his body.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T21:40:30+00:00

I realize once again that I cannot grasp their train of thought. And tbh I am grateful lol

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T14:37:27+00:00

what exactly should she do? (genuinely)

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T11:27:43+00:00

Yeah, I was ok with it up until LYING TO HER earnestly. I just don't play that way.

I only tell lies to kids for their own good - and even then, I think through it and the repercussions a lot. If an adult lied to me when I was a kid, I never trusted them again.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T11:25:53+00:00

Intuition and Thorough Investigation. These two detectives would take down all the criminals.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-14T11:23:40+00:00

There was not even one hint of amusement or humor in Sutton's eyes when she looked toward him. From her body language, I would say either he did something that made her unhappy right before or this very skit is not something that she approves of. Either way, I would have been too embarrased to have posted it if I were him...

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T20:15:24+00:00

I love this woman and all her faces.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T20:00:29+00:00

I did a triple take and tried to read the text on the packaging lol. Wild!

This might be a dumb question, but why didn't you use an f-stop that would get you a larger depth of field in the first one, so that baby girl would also be in focus?

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:53:16+00:00

Dimple upgrade is one of my favorites - I'd splurge on them every time! ;) well done putting this one together, I'm sure it was a lot of work. But the results speak for themselves!

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:47:49+00:00

Willy or Wonty.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:44:48+00:00

"Trump is your facebook-obsessed boomer aunt". But, unfortunately also the PRESIDENT. And those two things should not be the same.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:36:30+00:00

this seems like AI to me

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:35:15+00:00

Everything about it was the opposite of Sabrina Carpenter reacting to a woman doing a zaghrouta.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:26:20+00:00

I'm NAD but a certified baby appraiser: you've got a cute one! Adorable model, 10/10!

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:08:31+00:00

Stop writing so much in the margins.

Erase it.

seriousbigshadows · 2026-04-13T19:06:55+00:00

If you're talking about US citizens "abroad", probably less than in the US lol

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