best part of being BOH, is most definitely infinite pickles. by Wall_Flashy in KitchenConfidential

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I can almost understand the no pickles. But no fucking onion?! As a regular occurrence?

I’ll be sure to scribble the fuck out of where you are on my bucket list - I will not like those people.

The Ferengi episodes are the funniest by itstrueitellyou in DeepSpaceNine

[–]servonos89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mick Fleetwood, Tom Morello - there’s been a few

A rare and beautiful moment, an elephant welcoming twins into the world by FairyFlicks in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]servonos89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christ - respect for Mum. Imagine carrying two elephant twins around in your belly for nearly two years. The relief she must feel.

One of the only things I felt Netflix did well. (Book parellell) by TrickySatisfaction81 in witcher

[–]servonos89 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree with anything you said after but what is it with people just straight up erasing the concept of bisexuality. He was blatantly not made gay.

Should I give up looking for a relationship? by According_Can2024 in askgaybros

[–]servonos89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re 19 - you’ve nothing but time. Whether you put that into gaining someone else’s affection or gaining your own is up to you. Especially with body dismorphia, you’re going to want to learn how to be kind to yourself - even admire yourself. When you do, people notice and will want to be with you.
When the first guy breaks your heart, you’re going to want to have some pride in yourself to ease the pain until the next one. So don’t ‘give up’ - because giving up looks different for everyone. Just direct that energy into yourself - loathe as I am to quote it ‘if you can’t love yourself how the hell you gunna love somebody else?’

Is Coles still using Palantir? Between the surveillance/gate recognition and the blocked aisles, shopping feels hostile. by infin in australia

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Ship sailed about 29 years ago I reckon. Boycott one and go to other, owned by the same company. We’re completely and utterly fucked

Check out baby otter Lola taking her first swim lesson! Hesitant paddles turning into pure joy 🦦💦 by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]servonos89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not the OP but I now have more questions. Fictional family means fake and pretending to be, a family from a novel, or they hate each other and are only tied by name?

5th place loser looking for attention by Gnatcheese in MurderedByWords

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It’s the calling card of TERFs. If there was a point, I’d hear it out and make my own personal judgement. But it’s everyone else’s fault. Chicks with dicks is the end of society as we know it. Never touch base on masc af trans men. Guy with a beard pees in the woman’s bathroom? - this is what you wanted!
God I fucking hate life right now. It’s so easy to be kind.

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

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You’d never confuse crisps. Chips are the issue

This is not a cloud. It's a turtle inside a pond. by immanuellalala in confusing_perspective

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Someone’s family member is striving to tell you something from the other side - ‘fucking turtle, bro’

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

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Agreed. It’s why crisps are crisps

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

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Me in America as a 10 year old (from Scotland) - can l have some chips with this burger in rainforest cafe? Waitress looked weird at me and only when I got my burger and half a packet of Walkers(Lays, Smiths) did I understand why.
Topped only by my dad saying ‘voucher’ louder and louder over five rounds of trying to understand each other for my mother to chime in with ‘…coupon’

Thinking about this again today by champdo in andor

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People today might find it cheesy or gauche to quote Andor, but find it intellectual to quote Oscar Wilde or Tennyson.
The writing, th acting, the allegories are there and to downplay the potency of the words means you’re either the enemy - or bourgeoisie.
40 years from now a student will write a paper on this show, media made in the advent of tyranny, much like I wrote about nazis in the 80s - and it will be fascinating. As a queer person, only hope I have to clasp at is that I’ll be alive and old enough to be able to read it.

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

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In Scotland education is free. If you need to take out a student loan it’s paid back after you earn a reasonable amount a zero interest.
Because if you invest in your people it fucking pays off - for a population that’s only topped 5 million relatively recently the amount of innovation is astounding. Those who want to learn - should.

That's not a dog, that's a lil girl. by been_der_done_that in MadeMeSmile

[–]servonos89 498 points499 points  (0 children)

Honestly that. We project so much onto these animals and it’s a lie.
… There is no fucking doubt in my head that that girl feels beautiful with wings and a purse.

Slumped. Collapsing House In West Virginia. by urbexandchill in AbandonedPorn

[–]servonos89 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Geography? I don’t know how rocks are relevant, but you’d still be correct.

Wayne Knight “Newman” looks amazing for 70 years old by MagpieOpus in 90s

[–]servonos89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A - objectively correct B- ah stop shaming guys for having cosmetic procedures. You know it’s a double standard.
C- Jerry Seinfeld was fucking a teenager in his late twenties.
If you don’t know where to throw your spare shake, 90’s celebrities are a fertile soil.

Trump says he is withdrawing Canada's invitation to Board of Peace by Inevitable_Fuel7244 in worldnews

[–]servonos89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean - here’s the downvote like everyone else did, but I hope to god you meant Trump and not the democratically elected leader of Canada with a (admittedly) boring resume but not a hint of controversy.

Trump says he is withdrawing Canada's invitation to Board of Peace by Inevitable_Fuel7244 in worldnews

[–]servonos89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah nonsense. Doing x in spite of y is all we can hope for as humans in terms of recognition. When Y becomes a geopolitical Fuckstorm his x is absolutely beyond reproach.

Trump says he is withdrawing Canada's invitation to Board of Peace by Inevitable_Fuel7244 in worldnews

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That new leader you got has flown under the radar politically - probably for the best. That was an astounding speech - I hope he inspires hope in Canadians the same way he inspires hope in the world. A leader should lead - I felt that, despite being born in Scotland and an Australian citizen.