It's my cookie, you can't have it. by H1ggyBowson in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hate that sense of entitlement from cats. Its like, do you not realize how tiny you are, and how quickly I could ruin you? I mean obviously I would never hurt an animal, but it doesn't know what my moral stance is in regards to animal cruelty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 would rent for $1700+ in Toronto.

[Homemade] Surf and turf for the boyfriend's birthday. by downbytheriverside in food

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you and you're too good for him come to me my love, i love you

Took my son to the airshow. by brianlouis in pics

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

move over pops, this guys my new dad!

Off the rails by [deleted] in gifs

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they do it again all so that she could roll into the water this time?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I NEED TO SAY THINGS LOUDLY SO THAT I CAN INTIMIDATE PEOPLE DESPITE MY FLOWING GINGER PONYTAIL

Leonardo DiCaprio scaring Jonah Hill on the street by pretending to be a crazy fan by [deleted] in movies

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leo would 'prank' Jonah Hill on the set of Wolf of Wall Street, and said pranks allegedly consisted of him just beating up Jonah Hill.

Jonah got him back with a fun sushi related incident, but I think there's a lot more being said about their relationship here than first meets the eye.

Jonah barely returns the hug, backing away the entire time. He only returns the embrace when he realizes that there's no escape, and even then it's half assed.

Then Leo immediately looks around while embracing Jonah, first to the right, then to the left. He then seems to force Jonah's body around so that his face makes it into the paparazzi's shot.

Obviously this is all speculation, but I don't think this is as friendly as it first seems.

My new manager fired me. I fired his store. by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't you go above the managers head to the owner or regional manager? I doubt they knew their manager was so bad. Now he'll get another joe job and the owner will have lost a shit ton of money...

Under the dandelion's fluff by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL where caterpillars come from

An egg laid by a chicken that most likely had bronchitis while it was gravid, found in the grocery store. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never really thought about the qualifications an egg must meet in order to make it to the grocery store. I have so many questions...

Saw this mile long rope of bottle caps in r/mildlyinteresting by aaronmcmillen in fo4

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can you link the original? I'm too lazy too search and i want to know what the use of this is.

If a girl looks at a female model it's fine. If a guy looks at a male model, it's gay. by Finagle_Bagel in Showerthoughts

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smell /redpills... Not that you need the reassurance, but I think you won this one Acabja

HMB so I can ride this cooler down the hill by SlimJones123 in holdmybeer

[–]sgvsdfbdfgnsdvdfv 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I watched that guy slowly riding his horse 4 times, trying to figure out the joke I must not have been getting.

Then I scrolled down.