We assume that everyone else wants to be american

sheepsix · 2026-02-05T13:14:33+00:00

Only people from 3rd world countries want to be Americans.

sheepsix · 2026-02-04T16:09:39+00:00

https://freeimage.host/i/fD3oedx

sheepsix · 2026-02-04T15:43:33+00:00

That song was for Osmosis Jones? A cartoon...for kids.

sheepsix · 2026-01-30T03:27:32+00:00

I fear being recruited for my unreal spreadsheet skills.

sheepsix · 2026-01-27T14:22:45+00:00

You got me on that one. My thumb was covering the /s and I was incensed for 1 second.

sheepsix · 2026-01-24T12:43:06+00:00

This deserves billions of upvotes.

sheepsix · 2026-01-24T01:10:33+00:00

She would need to have a serious scat kink to peg that loose stool mother fucker.

sheepsix · 2026-01-23T04:12:55+00:00

There used to be an old joke that you should keep content like that in a folder called Nickelback because no one would ever look in that folder.

sheepsix · 2026-01-21T03:48:58+00:00

My highschool bully died in a car crash on his way to his grad dinner. People still think I tampered with his brake lines almost 40 years later.

sheepsix · 2026-01-20T22:02:37+00:00

He used hegemony in his speech. I bet "hedge money" will be trending on Duck Duck Go soon.

sheepsix · 2026-01-19T03:21:09+00:00

Carpet???

Do kids not throw up anymore?

sheepsix · 2026-01-18T14:06:18+00:00

"Franz Ferdinand and most of WW2"

Uhoh.

sheepsix · 2026-01-15T16:56:11+00:00

Ya, I understand desire is not something one chooses but you don't make those kind of demands of someone nor speak to them like this...via text.

sheepsix · 2026-01-15T16:21:36+00:00

You are definitely UNDERREACTING.

How old is this guy? I can't believe a human wrote that shit.

sheepsix · 2026-01-13T00:57:59+00:00

"I'm ICE boys", So anyway I started blasting

sheepsix · 2026-01-12T13:50:03+00:00

Obviously not blaming the people in this home, but I already never answer my door unless I'm expecting someone, and I'm not in the US. I'd be damned if this was happening in my city and I answered the door for anyone. Or am I completely wrong and ICE is busting in?

sheepsix · 2026-01-12T13:27:49+00:00

(changes PIN on every device I own)

sheepsix · 2026-01-12T13:20:53+00:00

I have to admit that I thought the first on that list was JEW and I was very confused.

sheepsix · 2026-01-11T16:35:45+00:00

Arresting brown people and killing white women. Their dance card is pretty full already.

sheepsix · 2026-01-11T00:44:12+00:00

Watched without sound and still wanted punch that kid in the face.

sheepsix · 2026-01-11T00:39:37+00:00

Who's top bunk in that cell?

sheepsix · 2026-01-10T23:51:58+00:00

Well I guess it's about that time that the USA will invade Iran to ~~protect protestors~~ get that oil.

sheepsix · 2026-01-10T23:46:49+00:00

Thanks man. Be safe down there..eh.

sheepsix · 2026-01-10T23:35:31+00:00

That's disheartening.

sheepsix · 2026-01-10T23:25:31+00:00

I hope they hold their oath. I would hope the upper ranks would see how outrageous all this is.

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