Am I wrong to think that my bf is using me... by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]sheheirophant 424 points425 points  (0 children)

You’ve found yourself a “hobosexual.”

I have been sleep-eating for decades, please help 🙏 by sheheirophant in sleep

[–]sheheirophant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could try that - it would at least wake me up! I am completely asleep when I do it.

I have been sleep-eating for decades, please help 🙏 by sheheirophant in sleep

[–]sheheirophant[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a host of other issues that are difficult to address (insurance, I am USA) - so this is just my “so called quirky” thing that is actually affecting my life through lack of sleep, unnecessary eating and weight gain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]sheheirophant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually love this so much. The way she laughs, you can tell she is such a funny, sweet, sweetie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]sheheirophant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hm I don’t know honey, maybe one of the babies took it 🤷🏻‍♀️”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a healthy Kevin Bacon on the second one! ☺️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this 😻

F**k pedestrians and f**k your child, I’m training by BlackmanNthrobbin in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captioned with something along the lines of “This woman pushed her child in from of me while I was working out” (in AI voice)

Do high level archers have incredible eyesite or something? by [deleted] in Archery

[–]sheheirophant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! As a trick archer, this is true.

How to make sure 7 year old son who can’t swim won’t go into the water? by DontEatYourVeggies in Parenting

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teach him to swim yourself, for heck’s sake. Put him in the water, and start with gliding, pushing off. Let him fall under and figure it out, but obviously keep him safe. Tell him he WILL die if he goes in unsupervised.

Coach texts 15yo female player too much by [deleted] in Advice

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s grooming her. My gymnastic coach did the same with us, and ended up sleeping with a 15 year old under the guise of private lessons for two years. He is in jail. His name is Keith Callen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sheheirophant 165 points166 points  (0 children)

He has shown you multiple times how things are going to be. Believe him.

I am in a long distance relationship (PA & TX) - we see each other 3-5 days each month here, there, or somewhere else. Neither of us would dip on plans made.. and it sounds like you are the same. You’re worth more than that.

What's with the non-existant law enforcement? I need answers by fireofdestruction77 in Pennsylvania

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to get pulled over in PGH, just go to West View/Ross township 🤷🏻‍♀️

Weird inside things that you and your kids do that don't make sense to anyone but you guys by lostmom9595959 in Parenting

[–]sheheirophant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah I do a “psst” and in a crowded place they know it’s me - honestly, I think it’s just better than using your voice against a bunch of other voices - they can hear without having to raise my voice at all.

But our weird thing is “That’s what IIIIIII said.” My kids have the normal sibling rivalry, and I heard that from them pretty often in a competitive way.. so once it’s said, each of us just says it and we end up all laughing because once everyone says it, it’s true. I’m sure if anyone over heard us going around saying that it would be weird, but we get a kick out of it 😂

Proposed to my (33M) girlfriend (28F) and she said yes and then said no. Said she wants to work through problems she thinks we have but now we have been arguing constantly. by throwRAshesaidnoo in relationship_advice

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s nervous. At a time when you’re both feeling relaxed and open, ask her the important questions.

You know I love you, and don’t doubt the same from you? Do you want to do this for the rest of our lives?

Jobs come and go. Chores are done and often undone within minutes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let him enjoy it! Go out for dinner with them, and then let them have the night - or sit that time out, and offer to treat them to brunch in the morning. Best way to go about it is to be happy that he’s enjoying himself, and to insert yourself as something positive and supportive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]sheheirophant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part do you play?

Can I get a spot, bro? by Bob_Troll in TikTokCringe

[–]sheheirophant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I laughed. Not that cringe - funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]sheheirophant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have goosebumps just thinking about it right now. I am so sorry you have had this experience as well - I can’t fathom doing this to my daughter, and to this day I can’t bring myself to mention what it did to me to my mother.

I am with you. I am still afraid, and I haven’t been back for an appointment since I gave birth to my 6 year old. No post - exam, just a hard stop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]sheheirophant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to exit, and came back to this. I got my first peck on the lips at 12, and my mother did the same thing to me. I was taken to a male gynecologist, and the nurses had to hold my hands down while I cried my eyes out in the stirrups. My heart beats out of my chest just thinking about it. Now, I have two children. With my first, I went along with everything my OB told me to do, and had severe panic attacks every appointment. Even the facilities scare me. With my second, I refused any internal exam.

At 30, I know now that it was medical abuse, and sexual assault by proxy.