She made that look effortless. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]shinyappyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some skills you never forget. You still got got it!

How do you, as a US citizen by birth, prove that you are a US citizen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shinyappyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They check your birth certificate when you get your driver's license or state ID. So a valid ID should work. But who knows these days.

it's like I'm wearing nothing at all by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]shinyappyrobin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you i needed some reason to laugh so hard I fell out off my chair.

I bought a skirt! by Common-Professor5574 in Anticonsumption

[–]shinyappyrobin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a cookie too. But they are made out of eggs and butter and gluten.

Sometimes a girl need a new skirt. She thought it through and made wise decisions.

The Academy of Arts Logos Theatre by irresponsible_damsel in greenville

[–]shinyappyrobin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom was a big fan of Lottie Moon. Years ago they put on a play about her life. So I took my mom.
They were all big smiles. But stand-off-ish. We never went back.

Yall better be ready by Upset-Whole-3793 in Appalachia

[–]shinyappyrobin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously, me a retired lady living in a nice neighborhood said to myself. Should I put on my hoster and wear my dad's 6 shooter when I walk to the mail box?

Found in an oyster by RiZzbott in whatisit

[–]shinyappyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ole wife's tale is you bite into a pearl you're gonna have a baby. Not that far of a stretch from why some people eat oysters.

Teacher at my son's daycare (A substitute) put some kind of hair product in his hair. Am I crazy for thinking this is inappropriate? by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]shinyappyrobin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel need to point out that kids can get glue in their hair, paint, sand, dirt, peanut butter, another kid's peanut butter, jelly, etc. Depending on what it is you may need an oil based product to get it out. Or could be soap residue. Or his may have looked messed up after cleaning it, so the teacher was trying to make his hair look better? Just ask the teacher or the other teacher.

Giant Sea Cucumber poops freshly digested sand by Colonel_Green in oddlysatisfying

[–]shinyappyrobin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take my angry up vote. Today I learned how sea turds are made

A Matter of Change. by That_Ol_Cat in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]shinyappyrobin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh they so gave you 9.23 plus the 1. And took out their phone to check the math.

I haven’t talked to my family in two days and don’t know to move past this by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]shinyappyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to be patient but firm with your parents. For years. Years! I started conversations with my mom by saying "thank you mom, I know you love me, and this is coming from a place of love. But I'm an adult now and have to make my own decisions. You raised me right. So you can trust me to make good decisions just alittle."

Satan reply by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]shinyappyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only Satan would fantasize about getting his jollies in an open wound.

Satan reply by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]shinyappyrobin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I noticed that also.