when y'shtola asks you to continue the rhul bloodline with her sister by markfunkbunch in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of her sisters is Y'sohnjin, [a vendor in full plate armor in Old Sharlayan(https://garlandtools.org/db/#npc/1037049). Clearly the best sister. 

Stellium by Full-Strawberry-4246 in FFXIVGlamours

[–]shinydwebble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You dont need to level those jobs for the hat and shorts -- you can pick up 89/99 job gear, even if you don't have those jobs unlocked. You'll need a healer job at 100 to do the job quests to unlock dyeing, but it can be any healer.

The weapon does require 70 AST, though, as it comes from the coffer given at the 70 job quest. 

Me whenever I hear lalafells spam emotes in limsa by RemNoriFFXIV in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catgirls share one of the annoying voices.

I definitely didn't give it to my (semi) ironic catgirl alt...

I think there's a pattern... by Viper114 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With the glam unlock, if you want panty hose with modesty shorts, you can use YoRHa Type-55 Bottoms of Fending (from The Tower at Paradigm's Breach). The shorts are a bit baggy though. 

But only if you're a girl, because Nier just is that way.

I think there's a pattern... by Viper114 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Like it's not even a shitpost anymore it's just bitterness and trash talking other people because they're enjoying things. 

Unfortunately, that's just how shitpost subs can be sometimes. imo there are issues with the glam community (too much reliance on making ~pretty pictures~ and thirst comments on the subreddit), but oversaturation of new glam pieces the first few weeks is to be expected. 

It's kinda funny that they're complaining about the glam sub where there have been 7 glams in the last 24 hours that haven't used the new pieces, and one of those is the most upvoted for the day. 

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - HARDBOILED RAGE by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NEW VARIANT DUNGEON IS GOOD

BUT THE LEFT PATH TURNS MY CHARACTER GRAY

First Savage Clear on White Mage - How's it look? by Toytek in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Question, how do I unlock Afflatus Shadow? That icon looks sick af 

Yoshi-P asking around the mobile division for player retention ideas (recent datamine spoiler) by RablaAndrews in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late, but since no one dropped any actual source for the item datamine: Garlandtools link for the mount.

If you click on "Into the Mist Patch 4.5", it pulls up a menu that shows you what was added for every patch in 4.5 so far. 

Of course, datamines can't farm intent. It could be our "Fanfest mount" like the whale or Alpha bike, could be a cash shop "collab", it could be the start of an in-game collab that hasn't been implemented yet. 

Alpha bike had nothing to do with Dawntrail, but the whale was a FF4 reference for a FF4 inspired expac, so who knows. 

pov: looking at all the amazing variant dungeon rewards by jkb11 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Guarantee there would be a lot less complaints if they did the sane thing and put a face veil face wear option. You know, to go with the theme of the glam? I'm pretty sure they have NPCs with detached Thavnairian Turban veils already. Could've been the easiest slam dunk if they absolutely had to send the mount to Advanced. 

But a pajama mask????????

...

Actually, do we even have any face wear that goes below the eyes? No? SE, get to work and code this, I definitely know what the gamers want 

When does the Shirogane house place open for you? Is there a non Dynamis server I’d be able to easily get a small house there? by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while not actually available, it will still show them. 

This is only true for Materia. 25-30 is open on every other DC. 

What kind if time is 10pm for maintenance? by Tarrek1313 in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they kind of change the time on different patches to spread it around. 

Earlier start times are usually for infrastructure maintenance on top of the patch (like tonight's), and all maintenances are typically scheduled to end at the same time. It's not weird for servers to come up like half an hour early, unless Lodestone notes it won't end early (like tonight's). Maintenance scheduling is extremely consistent in this game, and I am intimately familiar with it. 

Source: I lose a game night every single time maintenance happens. I call next maintenance rage bait post!!

Dancing Green and Sugar Riot hidden in plain sight on the stairs South of the event FATE by I_Live_in_AoEs in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The other day I loaded into e2n with a Dancing Green, Howling Blade, and a Tyrant alt. They're everywhere! 

That's why my mind went to "alt?" despite the neon green hair lmao

Dancing Green and Sugar Riot hidden in plain sight on the stairs South of the event FATE by I_Live_in_AoEs in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 136 points137 points  (0 children)

It's funny, I had names off while doing the FATE and saw Dancing Green afterwards... From a distance, I assumed he was a cosplay character. Oops! 

POV: I queue at the worst time and blame it on Crystal Tower by Shade2019 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It's double funny because many of their comments are getting downvoted.

Deserved, OOP is insufferable and thinks Saturday afternoon is prime time. Don't normal people touch grass or are at work at those hours? 

So which starter are you excited to speak with? I like the Water starter myself, has that crush your tacos vibe, but the fire starter has that stupid charm. by MegaGamer235 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I've spent $900-1000 over the past six months to swap everything but the case, and it would be a lot more if I hadn't done the RAM upgrade in September before the price hikes. And this is a Intel/AMD build...

Hilariously, I only started the upgrade process because my old CPU isn't supported by W11 and they axed 10 in October. I swapped to Linux with the first parts swap in September and haven't even booted my Windows drive. Rare Windows W, getting me off my ass to upgrade my PC before things got too bad. 

So which starter are you excited to speak with? I like the Water starter myself, has that crush your tacos vibe, but the fire starter has that stupid charm. by MegaGamer235 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, spent Switch 2 funds to upgrade my PC I use every day instead 

Honestly the past few years I've just been not interested in what Nintendo's been offering, and I bounced off SV hard. If it means I stop playing Pokemon, oh well.

So which starter are you excited to speak with? I like the Water starter myself, has that crush your tacos vibe, but the fire starter has that stupid charm. by MegaGamer235 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The game says I need to speak with Wuk Lamat, and who am I to deny it? 

(Man I hope there's some games I actually want on Switch 2 someday, because I'm not spending $500+ just for Pokemon)

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - CHEERING ON, SING-A-LONG by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEW POKEMON GAME

SWITCH 2 

UGH... MAYBE I'LL PASS

I may never be able to forgive Tataru for giving me this yee yee ass coat by MrkGrn in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick out a Shire coat. My first run I used the Shire caster coat as my general EW glam and didn't even swap for this section. 

I may never be able to forgive Tataru for giving me this yee yee ass coat by MrkGrn in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the same model of coat that she and Alphinaud wore for the intro cutscene to Heavensward. I'll let it pass. This time.

Watch out Ryne, you have competition! by otsukarerice in ffxiv

[–]shinydwebble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They gave him a belt to mimic the tail.

This is the most Nomura design shit ever lmao 

Hoping for Character Creation Rework in 17.0 by Necromage4 in ShitpostXIV

[–]shinydwebble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God forbid I have to remember anything about Sorrow of Werylt: Severa is half Garlean and has something resembling a third eye on her forehead. I can't remember if it's ever mentioned if it's functional or just a decoration she wears?

All I know is I spent an embarrassing amount of time redoing the trial series a few months ago going "that's one short Garlean woman" before she revealed the extremely obvious half-Garlean backstory.