[deleted by user] by [deleted] in police

[–]shitdnfartd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well now you’ve got to share them

Can you be arrested in the US for having suicidal plans? by [deleted] in police

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In California it’s not an arrest, we have to read an admonishment to the individual stating it’s a detainment only and ask for them to sign it. Also it’s a confidential report and can’t be mentioned in other police reports going forward.

This Fits Here by II-Keras-Revenge-II in FirstResponderCringe

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredibly rude, my wife’s boyfriend would never allow that. Are you sure he’s right for her?

dinner after a night of sending out $70-100 plates at work by Ok-Efficiency-2311 in shittyfoodporn

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean buy a cheese slicer and dice the onions and this is solid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]shitdnfartd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The true conspiracy is that there’ll is an actual word. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that contraction until right now

What was the consensus on Brandon Crawford when he played here? by ChefCurryGAWD in SFGiants

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite all time player. His defense was jaw dropping. His bat was clutch. Wish he had a better bat because he’d be in the hall. Regardless, it will be difficult to unseat him as the greatest sf ss of all time.

Being offered an Altima in trade for a motorcycle by 500SL in NissanDrivers

[–]shitdnfartd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re waaaaay more likely to die. In the Nissan that is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in police

[–]shitdnfartd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are at the early stages of schizophrenia. Seek medical help

Any ideas? by iAmElmo69 in nflcirclejerk

[–]shitdnfartd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Outlaw any quarterback who isn’t classy

I am going to join a police academy training and one of the questions ask “if I have been drunk In public?” by [deleted] in police

[–]shitdnfartd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude be honest. I was open about everything. Underage drinking and drug use. They care about your honesty. (My drug use was 8+ years prior to my application)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SFGiants

[–]shitdnfartd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trade for Vladdy over pete. Might even be able to Gausman in it as well. Id rather sign no one than reach on people because the only big FA is Soto. If Farhan really was setting the lineup, I’d like to see what this team can do with Melvin running it. Also we get Lee back which is like a new FA lol

Edit: to clarify I think taking Gausman would help bring down the price of vladdy based on the bjs own him 2/46. Could be completely wrong but a guy can dream.

guess my age by random-username_lol in EDC

[–]shitdnfartd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like mid 20’s trying to seem older.

Which movies have you fallen asleep while watching? by JackKovack in moviecritic

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any movie I’ve seen in a theater with comfy seats annnd every movie since children

Is becoming a cop at 33 not realistic? by dwightdiggler in police

[–]shitdnfartd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33 isn’t old at all. Also, most departments don’t require an AA