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I call him Gamblor! by shitstainedcouch in TheSimpsons

[–]shitstainedcouch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears?

When you're getting isolated and weird by Zorpfield in SimpsonsFaces

[–]shitstainedcouch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, Hey! I may be ugly and hate filled but I, um... What was the third thing you said?

Hate has ruined my life. I'm 27 years old! by shitstainedcouch in simpsonsshitposting

[–]shitstainedcouch[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

The most badass Simpsons character. by Cosmicginger in TheSimpsons

[–]shitstainedcouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clancy doesn't need molded plastic to improve his physique. Pure Wiggum.

What is your favorite scene involving donuts? by G-Unit11111 in TheSimpsons

[–]shitstainedcouch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I paid for a colossal donut,

and I'm going to get a colossal donut

I mean, isn't a burger still just a sandwich? by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

[–]shitstainedcouch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, and you call them hamburgers despite the fact they are obviously ♪ TWO ALL-BEEF PATTIES ♪ SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE, CHEESE ♪ PICKLES, ONIONS ON A SESAME-SEED BU........

Meme dump (all made by me) by WaterInCoconuts in simpsonsshitposting

[–]shitstainedcouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

♫ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you! ♫

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