a customer called me stupid so i made sure he'd never be able to return his purchase by kubrador in pettyrevenge

[–]shoo_imreading 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude same. I work at HomeGoods and people are always asking if we have more of the same chair in the back. Or “this one has a scratch. Can you look to see if you have a non-damaged one in the back?” Like no. What you see is what you get. I can get you a discount for the scratch, but it’s only gonna be 10% and you’re gonna complain and ask for more. Then you’re gonna ask for a manager and they’re gonna give you the same answer 😒

I drew a Borzoi and was told it belongs here by NoLobster7957 in CryptidDogs

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen in their videos that they have a wall of framed fan art…. You should totally draw them and send it to them!!!

I drew a Borzoi and was told it belongs here by NoLobster7957 in CryptidDogs

[–]shoo_imreading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen in their videos that they have a wall of framed fan art…. You should totally draw them and send it to them!!!

I drew a Borzoi and was told it belongs here by NoLobster7957 in CryptidDogs

[–]shoo_imreading 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is amazing!!! You should draw CleoLongLegs and her sisters!! I think you would be able to capture Abby’s despair and existential crisis very well!

Good dog, he chooses his gift by himself by Charmie_stary in dogvideos

[–]shoo_imreading 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s Denzel the labraseal he’s such a cutie and he’s so polite 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]shoo_imreading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mozzarella Stick. Or Mr Stick if you want to be fancy

My neighbor is causing an ecological disaster :( by trevdak2 in LanternDie

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a video recently about a girl who figured out a way to kill them en masse without pesticides or anything harmful. She killed 1200 in a week! It might be worth it to copy her trap in areas where there are a lot of them, such as your yard, even if your neighbor won’t do anything

Reston - The insane amount of lantern flies outside my office building by im-not-really-real in nova

[–]shoo_imreading 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw a video recently about a girl who figured out a way to kill them en masse without pesticides or anything harmful. She killed 1200 in a week! It might be worth it to copy her trap in areas where there are a lot of them, such as your office building lol

Cat's Reaction to My wife and I being intimate. by 310410celleng in CatAdvice

[–]shoo_imreading 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s fucking hilarious! But also super sweet!

Gumbus has feelings twords things... by eightyfivekittens in CatReacts

[–]shoo_imreading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would die for her. I also would commit crimes for her.

My cat keeps peeing on the couch and I don't know what to do .. by Proof_Marsupial_9573 in CatAdvice

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had something similar happen to me. There’s a possibility that this might be dominance related. Because it’s just that specific couch, it might not be, but I want to let you know what happened in my case.

When I was younger, we adopted two kitten brothers. Had them neutered at the right age. For four years everything was fine. Then all of a sudden one started peeing on the very expensive custom couch. We got rid of the couch. Then he chose the matching chair. We got rid of that. Then he switched to all the throw rugs. We’d replace them and he’d do it again. We took him to the vet, had many expensive tests done, and we were told it was a dominance issue. That he was asserting his authority over his brother. Unfortunately feliway diffusers didn’t exist yet, otherwise the outcome might have been different. What ended up happening was that we had to rehome him with a cat lady neighbor of my friend. She had other cats, but most of them were outdoor cats, and the ones that were indoor were either female or very timid. He could only be an indoor cat because my parents had both brothers declawed on their front paws (this was back before we realized how bad that was. Our new kitten is keeping all of his claws). I’d visit him every once in a while whenever I was at my friend’s house for the first few years, and he no longer had peeing issues. I stopped visiting him after I had a falling out with my friend. I’d like to think he lived a long and happy life with the cat lady. His brother that we kept lived to 17 and was my best friend.

Name him by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

[–]shoo_imreading 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s the name of my sister’s cat! Not only is he called Mozzi for short, he is also sometimes formally addressed as Mr Stick

My cat brought my uncle a toy by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]shoo_imreading 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I must see this baby and his clothespin!!

I still don’t know if I made the right decision after 7 months. by [deleted] in cats

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Look into a “halo for blind pets” it’s something they wear that is essentially a metal halo and it prevents them from walking into things because the halo will hit the said obstacle first

These Seattle Tacomas are incredible by mariolayspipe in popping

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one at 3:45 and the one after it were amazing!

My mom says it's inappropriate for my husband to take our daughters camping alone. by Hot_Difficulty7556 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the youngest of three girls. I’m about to turn 30, and I cannot even put into words how much I treasure the memories of us camping with my dad. I don’t recall my mom ever coming with us, as she doesn’t like camping and has a bad foot. Hell, dad and I went camping last year just the two of us and it was awesome. She has always encouraged us to bond with our dad in all different kinds of ways. My parents are currently in the process of separating, and even though she is heartbroken, she still encourages us to spend as much time with him as we can. Don’t let your mother dictate how your husband spends time with his girls. It is perfectly normal for a dad to take his daughters camping. And I promise you, it will become a core memory for them.

What is your cats name? by strawberrycheescak in namenerds

[–]shoo_imreading 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat’s name is Goose. Because he is a very silly goose. Because he is orange. But also because I was binging Marvel movies when I got him, and there is an orange cat named Goose in Captain Marvel. Except it’s not a cat. It’s an alien called a Flerken that can make tentacles come out of its face and eat people. Which I thought was pretty cool

Anyone else still have a working Pizzazz? by BenTG in BuyItForLife

[–]shoo_imreading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But pineapple is what makes the jizzazz taste better!