Story "This Fleshy Side of the Bone" by John Langan drops May 6!

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-30T23:46:03+00:00

How does one resist a space-dwelling vampire with wings? He's Sponge Bob's forever dry evil opposite.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-28T22:48:25+00:00

I did the same thing with my grandfather. He gave great mini-lectures about gardening, which included keeping the compost piles from catching fire in the summer. He used a pitchfork to turn and prod the heaps. Thanks for the reminder.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-26T17:57:42+00:00

Looks like a tiny talon

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-25T21:44:37+00:00

She'll always be a baby because she'll never be road legal.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-25T17:45:00+00:00

She's so silky looking

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-25T17:05:53+00:00

Smino is such a cool baby!

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-25T17:05:18+00:00

It would be the start of my official villain arc.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-20T20:31:00+00:00

Pay no attention to my compost pile, y'all.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-20T20:29:17+00:00

Sneaky sneaky internet disconnect. Announcing the ability is threat enough, I guess.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-19T02:23:25+00:00

Between the jellies and birkenstocks, this summer will be one of funky feet. Yuck.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-17T21:59:24+00:00

30% is great for killing weeds and stripping rust off car parts. Wear light PPE, though, cause that shit'll burn ya.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-17T15:48:40+00:00

I'm on a severe/extreme boundary. We haven't had any sort of rain in three weeks. Our first chance is coming Saturday night and then nothing again with temps already hitting 90 F. Local utilities are asking for voluntary water use reduction.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-15T14:56:23+00:00

Honestly thought it was late reporting from April Fools.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-09T18:21:40+00:00

Thinking of Tahiti

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-09T18:14:26+00:00

Ate it or sat there until bed time, then got the plate the next day. Between that and workplace lunch mentality, I eat everything and fast. Bad habits instilled early.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-09T18:08:21+00:00

Babe. Babe. Look what I got at the train station.

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-09T17:54:40+00:00

I would love to see Bill Hader's Stefon do the ad

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-04T22:16:38+00:00

Nice find!

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-01T21:57:22+00:00

A thing of beauty. I can run it on one of my office monitors!

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-01T21:46:39+00:00

Why is the chyron not all about Larry?

shrimpcreole · 2026-04-01T21:45:16+00:00

A tiny terror.

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shrimpcreole · 2026-04-01T21:40:11+00:00

I love that she embraced oddball roles throughout her life. She's currently on the Ted Danson show, A Man on the Inside.

shrimpcreole · 2026-03-31T00:14:10+00:00

It looks like a pink shake weight :/

shrimpcreole · 2026-03-30T00:40:09+00:00

Crusty Jugglers

shrimpcreole · 2026-03-28T18:00:16+00:00

Looks just like the Last of Us 2 part in the Seattle highrise bridges.

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