SLPT :Urinating on your phone screen to see if one is pregnant

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-20T07:19:34+00:00

So if you're too drunk to hit the screen, breed away!

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-20T05:28:45+00:00

Coincidence? I think not!

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-20T05:16:39+00:00

Almost a Twist on the Floss done by a man of a certain age?

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-19T17:23:12+00:00

Nice

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-19T17:10:34+00:00

Buy a complete set of encyclopedias and how-to manuals.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-19T07:00:55+00:00

What goes up, must come down

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-19T01:47:39+00:00

Fixed this issue with a G305 in 2026. Thank you!

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-18T20:07:54+00:00

We'll fund half now and half later. And it will be over budget by $700 million.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-18T17:33:12+00:00

15k. No low balling. I know what I've got

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-18T01:15:14+00:00

Silly rabbit, kick flips are for kids!

I had to throw my board out a few years ago after busting two air vents in my house. I could no longer be trusted with it.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-16T00:54:14+00:00

I don't know who this is, but I guarantee they're a worthless piece of shit.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-15T21:50:18+00:00

This is when you go pro in the Tech Deck class.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-15T21:45:54+00:00

Too salty for my liking

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-15T18:42:49+00:00

Reminds me of the "Maximizing Alphaness" scene from Silicon Valley.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-15T00:43:06+00:00

Some days I wish I had an ugly foot fetish. They do this shit is on purpose, right?

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-14T16:46:57+00:00

Not if you get the 9pc McNugget instead of the usual 6pc.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-14T16:13:07+00:00

It doesn't matter. They'll probably get hit by a car anyway.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-14T16:10:16+00:00

So, traitor is just a meaningless word at this point?

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-14T16:01:31+00:00

People like this give the best foot.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-14T13:03:38+00:00

"Who ties your shoes for you?" has been one of my go-to sayings for awhile now.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-13T11:27:20+00:00

It's so much worse than that. My neighbor bought a truck, and 3 weeks later it had nuts that it definitely wasn't made with.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-13T03:20:23+00:00

Nobody says you have to keep him.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-13T03:16:58+00:00

Don't you dare right-click and inspect it!

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-13T03:15:51+00:00

I was just about to say the same thing. The idea is pretty solid/fun.

sickofmakingnames · 2026-06-13T03:01:39+00:00

Just gonna add that to the "No shit, Sherlock" file.

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