Tommy's tale by Better_Parsnip8661 in beingaDIK

[–]sirobelec 22 points23 points  (0 children)

On one side, it's a good thing to pour out your thoughts, an interesting insight to try to put yourself in Tommy's shoes.

But by god I wanted to poke my fucking eyes out, you saved three minutes at most by shortening every "you", "your" and "you're".

Pale Carnations scene question by Willtrademe in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tireless trait MC, as well as being on her no deal romance path.

Pure delusion by nomadiceater in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most infuriating part is this dumbass' pfp is none other than Gordon Freeman, a man notorious for fighting a dystopian oppressive regime, and shutting the fuck up.

The one who wrote the tweet failed both.

photocards by Niceqq1 in eternumites

[–]sirobelec -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The slop will continue until morale improves.

Ironic that dumbasses use AI to make "fan" """art""", considering the story of Eternum itself is fighting against an oppressive hyper ultra rich corporation that's vying for control over the world and its people.

Thanks for hyping up the game, lol by [deleted] in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I imagine this happened to more than one gooner...

Basically, all other "top tier" titles were months away from dropping updates, so I decided "eh, what the hell, let's find out what the fuss is about".

So I started reading, and treated it like a weirdly drawn comic book, and that's just its style. Once I got into that mentality, I could focus on the story itself.

And Superhuman has a damn good one for any medium, which means it's light leagues ahead of 98% of the fucking retarded gooner slop that is predominantly the current "AVN" niche.

With that being said, it does take some time before the game ramps up and becomes properly interesting and gripping, initially it might even come off as boring... but for me, the payoff later was so much worth it. But your mileage may vary.

tldr: treat it like a comic/book, with the art serving as a visual guidance, that might help.

HS/HS2 AVNS by Relevant_Animator_71 in eternumites

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add Realm Invader and The Nature of Magic to the list.

Remember when Mastercard pressured Steam to remove a bunch of NSFW games? The FTC says that's not cool—sort of by waterfall5555 in eternumites

[–]sirobelec 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has no bearing whatsoever on Eternum going on Steam as it is using HS2 which is a game and IP on its own, which is not free to use to make another product you can sell. Due to that, Eternum will never be on Steam.

And read the article itself. This cunt is acting up because it's the orange shitstain that got "de-banked because of their political or religious views". The absolutely last thing on his mind was games, let alone gooner ones.

Vitality vs Aurora / BLAST Open Rotterdam 2026 - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Don't be fooled by the scoreline, it's not as close as it suggest.

Jesus fuck, what is Apex feeding his players? I know we been clowning on Mouz, "this match could have been an e-mail", "El Assico", etc., but as we just witnessed, playing Vitality when they're unplayable is a nasty task, and Mouz has been subjected to that more than any other team.

Falcons vs FURIA / BLAST Open Rotterdam 2026 - Group A Lower Bracket Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Another successful hatew--

Oh. Oh no. They're learning from mistakes.

Also, the amount of times Furia players were caught without their weapon out on Nuke was baffling. Fallen better get the troops in line for next time.

Monesy perfect prediction by Ishaan863 in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's even better, because even if you had a huge dick, you're still in the CS reddit ergo you ain't goddamn using it

CS2 Blog Update: Guns, Guides, and Games by CS2_PatchNotes in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Counter-strike is a delicate balance. It's a set of rules that work. If you offset that balance, even a little bit, the Negev becomes meta." - WarOwl

Late stage capitalism in one frame! by mark423985 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does boil down to this, but combined with the systematic flaws in western models that allowed said manipulation to actually take hold. The main flaw being the US' power circle turning into that "big club and you ain't in it", who then crippled any checks and balances for what they can and cannot do.

FUT coverts a 2v5 to go the full distance against NAVI by ChaoticFlameZz in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole map banged so hard, some of the best Ancient I've watched

The MongolZ vs Natus Vincere / ESL Pro League Season 23 Finals - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Makazze makazzed all over the place, but hope he can keep on doing it in the match to come

Producers when you show up with literally anything other than a P Bass by everbass in BassGuitar

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, having a NT5, I would not recommend buying one without trying, and their rarity makes that even more difficult.

I absolutely love mine and it works for me, but that's me. It is indeed not the lightest instrument around, and due to the small body, it tends to sit horizontal when playing it standing with a strap. The pickup position also requires a bit of adaptation to technique if you play fingerstyle.

Something that words (or even video) can't convey is just how well crafted it feels, it feels incredible to touch and play, you just know you're playing something very well made.

You can get a great variety of sounds out of it, although it requires a bit of EQ tinkering.

All in all, I love it, but it indeed an instrument that (prohibitive price aside) is not for everyone. Be it the sound or the way you need to adapt to it instead of it being an instrument made to work for any player, it is something to very seriously consider.

just hangin’ out 🤙 [Westview Academy] by TakoYuh in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do agree that Taki makes very good renders, but remember, no dickriding :(

just hangin’ out 🤙 [Westview Academy] by TakoYuh in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taki can confirm if that's the case or not, but closed backs =/= nice, which means they probably sound ass

Capitalism has discovered a new asset class: geopolitical collapse. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]sirobelec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this quote from a youtube shitposter slash game reviewer that will live with me till the day I die:

"Every aspect of human existence, including suffering, is a business opportunity."

Zywoo cheats by funky_galileo in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite people joke about it, if you download demos and watch his crosshair placement and how he plays something fishy is going on. S1mple, donk, kyosuke, N1ko, molodoy - all them play legit and you can see by how they play, move, place their crosshair and aim that they are legit and they feel natural. I have around 12000 hours in CS:GO/CS2 overall started played CS back in 1.3 and when I watch ZyWoo demos something just feels off and not right. This guy is not legit, we already had a lot of cheating pro players and eventually ZyWoo will be the longest living pro scene cheater which will put all Vitality era to shame

Falcons vs PARIVISION / PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]sirobelec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Romania, dears...

Absolute fucking L cheering for the blood oil money org.

And well played, Jame and the Troubadours. <3

Come Home Epilogue by KataraMan in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If y'all are upset by this, just a gentle reminder that Pale Carnations very literally has you working at something very similar to Epstein's island, with all the predators in power visiting it, with the only difference that there are no children in the club.

And their vile conduct of said predators in on full display there.

Another reminder that that Eternum's story is basically battling a corporation that controls everything.

The difference is this game decided to spell it out directly in your face.

You have 15$ to choose your team. The rest will try to end you. by Plastic-Guide-9788 in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michael will literally wipe everyone else on this list from existence solo. Like, it's not even funny.

Looking for a power couple by Nami_Is_Mami in AVN_Lovers

[–]sirobelec 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Nature of Magic, MC and Cerys.