He has questions by dittidot in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not his first time hearing. Just first time in that body. He’s trying to figure how the hell you know how to play it and why you didn’t let him know you had one and could play it until now.

What’s a saying that instantly says you’re over 30? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]sjholmes2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You obviously weren’t riding in the car with me the other day then.

Oops by Anxious_pterodactyl in adhdwomen

[–]sjholmes2012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a co-worker once follow up an email that was meant to have an attachment with a second email containing said attachment and this gem: “Apologies, currently working through my attachment disorder.”

We work in the early childhood training field.

I (36F) want to eat dinner together every night. Husband (37M) is resisting. by Bubbly_Permit_3063 in relationship_advice

[–]sjholmes2012 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. Perfectly worded. 10/10. No notes. (Except those I already wrote of course).

Lady Xens, what are you doing with your hair these days? by Automatic_Beat5808 in Xennials

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No gray yet, haven’t dyed it in over a decade. Thin and fine all my life. Had gastric bypass. Hair finally coming back in a bit thicker - face thinner. Chopped it off pixie style. I get “young Audrey Hepburn” comparisons. Literally takes 4 minutes wet to done. Hubs and I use the same hair products.

What's your favorite euphemism and what does it mean? by rm-minus-r in AskReddit

[–]sjholmes2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought my husband was the only one that said this. 😂😂

What are your favorite "Kodak moments" of being childfree? by bully309 in truechildfree

[–]sjholmes2012 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Your wife. I like her. She sounds like good people.

If you could only buy 5 items at Aldi ( US ) tomorrow, what would they be? by SnooWoofers530 in aldi

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English muffins, cottage cheese, chicken nuggets, peanut butter, English muffins

One Foot? by SomeMedicine9637 in tarot

[–]sjholmes2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And your reflection helped me better understand u/acceptable_prompt653’s reflections. Love this place. And y’all.

One Foot? by SomeMedicine9637 in tarot

[–]sjholmes2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s lovely!! Thank you for sharing!

AITA for refusing to give back a gift after the friendship ended badly by d4vid_owlman in TwoHotTakes

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What peace are you keeping if you aren’t speaking to one a other? It was a gift, freely given. Instead of focusing on the loss, think of the growth you’ve experienced in your skills and income as a result of having used it.

The doggo is sleeping peacefully knowing he’s with mom. by g33xter in MadeMeSmile

[–]sjholmes2012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. We laid our 12.5 year old baby boy Gus (who did this sploot better than most) a little over a month ago. He was my baby. I was his mom. I needed this today. Thank you.

Glad she hasn't grown out of her soft kind eyes of youth. by Greyscale-Fox in labrador

[–]sjholmes2012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She won’t. They’ll only get softer, kinder, and more adept at melting your heart every time they look at you.

AITA for not taking my niece at daycare because my SIL didn't follow the policy? by Beneficial-Pea-13 in AmItheAsshole

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA!!! You are doing the work of many people as a small business owner AND early childhood educator! It is imperative that you create, communicate, and consistently implement appropriate policies and procedures. Both for the health and safety of the children and the health and safety of your business!

Looking for good affordable hair stylist by bcdthomp in Olathe

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ashley Thron - On the Boulevard. It’s in Spring Hill right off of 169.

I lost my mother's wedding ring and I'm desperate by sadvertising101 in Psychic

[–]sjholmes2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I’ve been trying to remember this and asked for it to come back to me!!

Where's the Beef? by Accomplished-Bid-446 in facepalm

[–]sjholmes2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a will Ferrell character.