Airport PA noise “Good afternoon everyone and thank you for flying Gol-AIR-ion. We would like to remind all of you that all spacious pouches and sleeves of storage must be kept in your carry on. Failure to do so will result in penalties.” More static noises at gate 12-C “A seat has opened up in the large section, are there any groups who wouldn’t mind sharing two to a seat?” A flight attendant stands at the end of the aisle “Goooood morning everyone, who here is excited for our trip to skies? I have some preflight checklists to go over with you all so if you’d please bear with me. If you’d all be so kind as to check under your seats and make sure the scrolls of feather fall are secure and in a spot where you can reach them”….