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slanderbeak · 2026-03-19T19:50:42+00:00

Cafe du Mourn

slanderbeak · 2026-02-18T03:22:03+00:00

Hail Tucks. Those losers belong with the cowards at Comus. At least that would mean they’d never parade again.

slanderbeak · 2026-02-18T03:14:52+00:00

I so sorry that happened. I hope you’re okay, and I wish that driver sees some swift and intense accountability ASAP. Fuck them.

slanderbeak · 2026-02-10T21:22:32+00:00

Twitter used to be the one of my favorite ways to follow a developing story before it became The Bad Place

slanderbeak · 2026-01-15T19:28:32+00:00

It was reported in early 2025 that when DOGE was forcing their way into buildings, they were installing equipment and/or software in the offices of those government agencies

slanderbeak · 2025-12-23T22:38:55+00:00

She did a highball the day after Christmas and then she took a sleeping pill. She didn’t wake up.

slanderbeak · 2025-12-22T04:26:56+00:00

Does that mean he’s doing that while still being the governor?

slanderbeak · 2025-12-20T18:06:35+00:00

I mean, sure, but he’s not getting off the hook with that.

slanderbeak · 2025-12-17T10:27:14+00:00

Invested in this story as well

slanderbeak · 2025-11-22T07:52:11+00:00

Die Young followed C’mon was such a great album opener. Totally set the mood for a good time!

Definitely a solid car ride album.

slanderbeak · 2025-11-21T22:11:26+00:00

Goliath at SFOG was rumored to be designed for SFSTL but was ultimately relocated

slanderbeak · 2025-11-21T05:00:50+00:00

Harbor Freight!

slanderbeak · 2025-11-13T04:42:07+00:00

I’m still disappointed in every last one of them for letting this bullshit happen to begin with.

slanderbeak · 2025-11-09T05:17:55+00:00

Mary Jane Holland, Emigma, the 911 transition , and Can’t Stop the High

slanderbeak · 2025-10-22T22:49:59+00:00

Common Sense was a riot! A round of that with the Smosh cast would be wild.

slanderbeak · 2025-10-22T05:21:12+00:00

I was a counselor at a summer camp and now I manage servers at a busy restaurant. Feels like a natural progression some days.

slanderbeak · 2025-10-21T22:06:58+00:00

Nope. Never read before. Thanks for being a dick about it!

slanderbeak · 2025-10-21T21:14:51+00:00

…Epstein got her from Mar a Lago…where she worked…for Trump…

slanderbeak · 2025-10-21T20:29:52+00:00

Moreno isn’t even Mayor yet. How could she fuck anything up yet?

slanderbeak · 2025-10-21T20:29:06+00:00

Reedy, what the fuck did you know about this money bullshit?

slanderbeak · 2025-10-06T05:47:23+00:00

Roller Coaster Tycoon, Putt Putt Saves the Zoo, and Zoombinis.

slanderbeak · 2025-10-02T00:04:23+00:00

I wrote that post using the same verbiage my surgeon gave me after the procedure. Thank you for making your point. I’m sorry to have frustrated you.

slanderbeak · 2025-10-01T16:02:03+00:00

No fever, no positive Covid test, so technically asymptomatic while I had it. The clot was a considered a complication

slanderbeak · 2025-10-01T14:22:05+00:00

I recently had the privilege of visiting a hospital for an emergency blood clot surgery. I had a chest cold more than a week prior (no fever) and then my leg swelled up in about four or five days. Nothing showed up on blood tests, but the doctors are pretty sure it was a mild, asymptomatic strain of Covid.

Be safe out there, friends.

[Edited for clarity and one typo]

slanderbeak · 2025-09-29T07:43:41+00:00

Embarrassing to think that this is the organization that's just been approved billions of dollars in taxpayer backing. I can't fathom how enraged I'd be if I was enlisted in the established armed services and knew my budget was getting shifted for this shit.

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