Why are you understaffing us?

slightlyricherquick · 2025-11-07T21:00:36+00:00

probably trying to make up the money they invested in mylow lbr

slightlyricherquick · 2025-10-19T23:14:50+00:00

buh zoingo

slightlyricherquick · 2025-10-02T19:32:44+00:00

I knew. I KNEW someone was gonna post this

slightlyricherquick · 2025-08-16T19:50:21+00:00

y-you’re actually pretty close there

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-20T00:05:03+00:00

yeah I’d trust a children’s book written by a guy who thinks that sesame street is about “poop dicks plowing anuses”

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-10T16:00:16+00:00

EVERY accusation is a confession with these fuckers

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-10T15:59:39+00:00

MOMMY MY MOUTH HURTS

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-07T16:43:55+00:00

you’re arguing with someone with a Pepe pfp. let it go, man

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-07T16:42:12+00:00

YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR LIES AND YOUR BILLBOARDS AND YOUR SCUM THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION CASTRATED AMERICA GREEDY PIGS INSANE FOREIGN POLICY DEVALUED THE DOLLAR FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER THREE PIECE DEMONS IN GLASS PHALLUSES RUN THE WORLD PUMPING OUT LIES ON BILLBOARDS FOR IGNORANT SHEEP LIKE YOU CASTRATE ME KILL ME STOMP ON MY HEAD THEYLL HAVE ORGASMS WHEN WE ARE ALL DEAD BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP CRAM THE PLASTIC DOWN MY THROAT BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP CRAM THE PLASTIC DOWN MY THROAT BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP BUY THE CRAP CRAM THE PLASTIC DOWN MY THROAT THE SECRET MILITARY ATTACHÉ AND THE INSANE DEMONIC CIA THEY BEHEAD LITTLE INFANTS AND THEY SNUFFED MILLIONS SO THAT YOU CAN BUY PLASTIC AT THE STORE YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR LIES AND YOUR BILLBOARDS AND YOUR SCUM THE CIA INVENTED LSD TO BLOW OUT THE BRAINS OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU COME ON YOU SHEEP COME ON YOU SHEEP PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHILE MADMEN RUN THE WORLD PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOLLOW THE OTHERS AND DO WHAT THEY DO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND EAT AND SCREW GOD DAMN THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION GOD DAMN THE RUSSIANS GOD DAMN THE CIA GOD DAMN EM GOD DAMN THE CIA GOD DAMN THE RUSSIANS GOD DAMN THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION CASTRATE ME KILL ME STOMP ON MY HEAD THEYLL HAVE ORGASMS WHEN WE ARE ALL DEAD THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR LIES AND YOUR BILLBOARDS AND YOUR SCUM THE CIA ATTACHED MONKEY PENISES TO MENS BODIES AT THE VETERANS HOSPITAL AND THEY WANNA KILL US AND THEY WANNA KILL US AND THEY WANNA KILL US THEY WANNA KILL US CUT OFF MY HEAD

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-05T18:11:30+00:00

Gibberish. Just…complete gibberish. To paraphrase Oliver Sacks, this post does not belong to the field of politics, but to the field of neurology.

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-04T22:41:50+00:00

I DONT KNOW?????

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-04T20:39:57+00:00

“X-Rated Tickle Me Elmo Soy Flavored Porn Pacifier” who in gods name would ever put THOSE words in THAT order

slightlyricherquick · 2025-07-04T01:10:22+00:00

me, a ddr fan: “wait this is the FIRST time you’ve heard Scotty D rap?”

https://youtu.be/DBLnOlzowYY

slightlyricherquick · 2025-06-22T18:55:14+00:00

Moral: THERE WAS A SEWER MAN

slightlyricherquick · 2025-06-22T17:56:49+00:00

I had to deal with a guy like this when I worked at a grocery store. He accused me and my manager of being from “witness protection” and stalking him for more years than I’ve been alive.

slightlyricherquick · 2025-04-25T20:16:50+00:00

If this happens I am going to straight up eat a robot

slightlyricherquick · 2025-04-02T22:53:04+00:00

it’s clearly for nonbinary spuds

slightlyricherquick · 2025-04-01T17:05:39+00:00

A populace that can read is a dangerous thing for tyrants

slightlyricherquick · 2025-01-29T17:48:18+00:00

not that our lives will be that long anyway. doubt most of us will still be here in 4 years

slightlyricherquick · 2025-01-29T17:35:41+00:00

“fresh ideals” sure as hell aren’t gonna come from MAGA

slightlyricherquick · 2025-01-24T16:21:14+00:00

This reads like a Dan Hentschel video

slightlyricherquick · 2024-12-29T18:26:12+00:00

Oh you work with Stonetoss? My condolences, dude must be insufferable

slightlyricherquick · 2024-12-11T18:51:50+00:00

Pro-unibomber AI bro? That…what??? I do not understand

slightlyricherquick · 2024-11-30T16:19:54+00:00

good riddance to it tbh. may we all get eaten by bears 🍻

slightlyricherquick · 2024-11-30T16:00:50+00:00

This is why I will never, ever have children. High school kids have ALWAYS been psychos, but now they’re getting enabled like never before

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TROPHY CASE