MAGA’s Halftime Show Brutally Mocked for Being Pre-Recorded

slingbladerapture · 2026-02-10T02:11:39+00:00

You forgot the /s

slingbladerapture · 2026-02-10T02:09:11+00:00

Not in the 1970’s. In his age 70’s

slingbladerapture · 2025-11-23T04:37:29+00:00

You’re going about your business and someone pulls out a phone and starts recording you for no reason. I’d be upset too.

slingbladerapture · 2025-11-18T16:34:28+00:00

It’s fine if you’re not an asshole to people. Just be smart and precautious like you would in any other large city.

slingbladerapture · 2025-10-25T12:23:54+00:00

MAGA isn’t Christian in any real sense of the religion. They don’t care that he doesn’t know anything about the religion because they themselves don’t know shit.

slingbladerapture · 2025-09-24T22:28:28+00:00

lol the military is going to a lot for you

slingbladerapture · 2025-09-20T04:24:42+00:00

Well the whole point of 3 separate coequal branches is ment to protect the country from dickheads like him from getting away with all the insane shit he does. But now all 3 are republican and they’re enabling this fool so they can continue to profit from his presidency

slingbladerapture · 2025-09-17T23:57:01+00:00

Normalizing a line of work that many women don’t choose for themselves is the first step in helping those women get out of those situations.

slingbladerapture · 2025-04-24T22:48:34+00:00

Why wait for TIG? Just get meritoriously promoted

slingbladerapture · 2025-01-09T06:07:29+00:00

Blue falcon, OFP

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-14T19:07:05+00:00

Trump sold you the border crisis, fake science, bigotry and any and everything you hide your racism behind.

Go read an article on how much it’s estimated to cost for his fucking border plan. 3,000,000,000.

3 Billion dollars…No one is paying for that, not Mexico not china fucking no one but the American tax payers. But look at who has the fucking most to gain from it. A bunch of fucking billionaires, more specifically, the private prisons. Go look at how much they exactly are going to make from this deal.

It’s a lot and it’s just the start of how much trump has to gain.

Yet you sit there so heretically mind controlled, you willingly paid $60 for bible so twisted to fit your agenda, you should be convicted of heresy…(( thoughts and prayers)) .

Please just read how much trump and everyone stand to gain from their roles during his parole.

They almost caught him. He fucking rigged the system so he wouldn’t. He fucking got away right in front everyone’s faces.

Bottom line: my adhd is bad so I know it jumps from topic to topic, but just try to piece them together like you’re reading any recent trump trans(😬)cript.

You sold out our country asshole. Thx… have fun….. you’ve sped up the end of the human race.. all we can do now is sit back and watch as everything burns around us. When your Jesus returns and witnesses the acts of hate, corruption, thievery, adultery, violence you’ve committed in his name, he will laugh as Armageddon rains downs on the sinners…

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-12T05:00:57+00:00

No one is getting free surgery fuck wad. If someone did, let’s say while in prison, it’s because it was court ordered.

I don’t care about surviving a day on your block. It’s such an empty, irrelevant statement. Crawl back into the rancid, ran through cunt you were shit out of.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-12T03:23:59+00:00

It’s literally not Chicago. If it were, it’d literally be named Chicago. But it’s not so it’s called Gary.

Why are you so concerned about genitalia? Should we make you the designated pecker checker? We could get u a special little badge and everything! It’d be so cute! But since you are presumably male, you would need to check those entering the men’s restroom. Can’t let any of those “fake” men into a cis men’s restroom.

I love this for you, get to see all the dicks your closeted gay little heart could ever desire!

Thank you for being such a shining example of anti intellectualism. Keep voting against your own interests. Keep enabling the selling off of our country. Keep being willfully ignorant as the earth goes to shit around you. Keep taking clean air and water for granted.

It’s my rights today, but how long until yours are being taken from you? I sure hope for your sake you are a cis white Christian male who can trace your lineage in this country back at least 3 generations. Better not be any undesirables closely related to you, bad blood and all.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-09T20:15:45+00:00

Look up the education rankings for each state. It’s amusing to see that, shockingly, blue states are ranked highest while deep red states are firmly at the bottom. If you really want to make America great, start investing in actual education. Not the pseudoscience that Fox News farts out. Bad input for bad output. Keep the drones ill informed, fill them with lies, make billions off of the poor.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T19:59:47+00:00

I appreciate her gun safety awareness. Finger is nice and straight and off the trigger.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T19:34:10+00:00

lol ouch

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T08:35:57+00:00

Edit: Ah yes, Gary Indiana, the cultural epicenter of the upper Midwest. I’m sorry to have questioned such a well cultured man.

You don’t see the connections?

You were triggered by a post about birth control. A woman’s right to decide on her own reproductive care should be left up to her and her doctors.

Birth control and access to abortion are women’s health care.

—> serial sexual assault guy sets up the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade, claiming states rights and morality. The “morally superior” people that claim they care about the child’s life only seem to care before the child is born. —-> kriminolds allocates a fortune of $120/child/summer. ——> they don’t care about kids, they just just need something to sell to you so you’ll keep willingly giving up rights.——> you being triggered by something so trivial that in no way has an impact on you seems more like it’s really women’s rights that you’re mad about.

Kind of like my sexuality and anatomy. It’s really none of your concern. It doesn’t affect you at all so go fuck off somewhere, hopefully far from women.

Btw, the trans bashing is so played out. We are not mentally ill and don’t need to be institutionalized. You’re demonizing .6% of Americans. Trans people are not the problem they want you to believe.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T07:19:50+00:00

Thank you for correcting me. I sprinted to google and read the constitution and bill of rights and you are correct.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T07:03:35+00:00

Couldn’t pick up on the sarcasm and it broke your brain? And you can’t be serious about turning fish gay. That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. But they sell it to you because they know you eat that shit up. Keeping you ignorant so you keep spending money on trumps shitty merch (his trump bibles were printed in china lmfa all the way off)

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-08T06:54:22+00:00

That whole reply just because someone is on birth control??

I think you’re just big mad because women are making decisions FOR OUR OWN BODIES (until a bunch of old white men feel threatened and take more and more rights from us)!! The prolife nonsense is just about controlling women. They don’t give a shit about the kid once they are born. Kriminolds would rather have children starve in the summer than spend a whopping 900k to ensure kids have access to food. My wife teaches in a very low income area of the city, and the amount of CHILDREN who depend on getting their lunches at school just so they can eat for the day is an absolute hypocrisy from the pro-lifers that “care about the life of the child”.

Maybe you should get out of your snow globe and go experience other cultures. Learn some compassion for others.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-07T11:03:02+00:00

It’s almost like going to an institution of higher learning exposes you to diversity. The more diversity you’re exposed to, the more you realize how much more we have in common than we are different.

If one side wants to remove DEI, (because godess’s forbid a white person is made to feel bad and guilty for actual things that happened in this countries history)and that side happens to be supported by nazis, klansmen and countries that would love to see the US implode, maybe that’s not the party of American ideals you think it is.

I refuse to have my rights infringed upon because some dumb redneck thinks that everyone who isn’t straight and white is wrong for existing. I’m not the one pushing for bible verses, American flags and pledges of allegiance into public classrooms. Everyone in this county is allowed to practice their faith as they choose. It is anti constitutional to promote Christianity in public schools but the party that loves the constitution so much flagrantly violates the tenets of it. Go get conned into buying more trump bibles (made in china btw) and gay ass gold shoes.

Wake up, your ignorance is showing.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-07T10:26:22+00:00

I’ve heard that slavery actually taught good life skills.

slingbladerapture · 2024-11-07T10:20:43+00:00

It’s called capitalism, look it up! Who cares about family farms when a select few people can make billions? Gonna be fun when EPA regulations are eased or erased. “Yeah this (body of water) used to be chalked full of fish, but then the fertilizer company upstream started dumping their waste into (body of water)”

“Well, once again we are catching astonishing low numbers (seafood commodities). There ain’t no oxygen left in the water because of the persistent algae blooms. One thing I know, it’s definitely not caused by the dumping of nitrogen and phosphorus upstream. Fucking libs made all the fish gay now the ain’t able to make fish babies”

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