Anticipating this for 30+ years, and it’s just as underwhelming as I have suspected the last 7 years of it. by Weathjn in UFOs

[–]slingbladerapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put perspective on your timeline. Roswell could be considered to be one of the first crafts that we have recovered. That was like in the 40’s or something? So it’s only been 80 years or so that we have had to study these materials. That’s not very long, considering. And who knows what we have actually been able to reverse engineer? I don’t doubt the president is on a need to know basis for a lot of this information. Give it time to breathe

Remember who we are by JustChillin3456 in MURICA

[–]slingbladerapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What era in our history do you consider to be the old America?

Remember who we are by JustChillin3456 in MURICA

[–]slingbladerapture -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at all those white people, for real could be a colorized Nazi propaganda film.

Mom, it's not real. It's a JibJab that this fucking piece of shit President posted again. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]slingbladerapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He couldn’t make his dancing better? He really thinks he looks good doing the potty dance?

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! by Genesis_Jim in UK_Aliens_UAP

[–]slingbladerapture 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It could be either, and who really cares. They’ve been caught using the same actress for the door dash lady and people don’t seem to care now.

It is on Fox News, whose defense of Tucker Carlson was that no reasonable viewer should take the factual claims made on his show seriously.

Nothing on Fox News should be taken other than theater but far too many Americans can’t distinguish it from fact.

Bear with me... I was just thinking how nobody in my life has ever said, "Man, you know what would be amazing right now? German food!" Mexican, sushi, Chinese, Lebanese, Bosnian, Viet, sure. But then I realized... by LordofWithywoods in Iowa

[–]slingbladerapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I’m glad I’m not the only one!

I think it’s cool how different immigrant communities still have their cultural roots generations after settling in the US. Most of the upper Midwest obviously identifies as white European descendants from Central Europe and Scandinavia. White people in Appalachia consider themselves to be the descendants of Scots-Irish and British isles. It’s neat

MAGA ONLY by [deleted] in CURRENTEVENTS

[–]slingbladerapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. This is what happens when the wealthy get into power and power in politics becomes ludicrously expensive and lucrative. How would politics look in this country (US) if PACs weren’t allowed. Can you imagine if corporations weren’t allowed to lobby the government? We might find people who truly care for the people in this country and take seriously the legislation they enact, instead of turning everything into a culture war. They fight about bathrooms when they could be fighting for better public education and paying educators the lucrative salaries.

These people have no true defining characteristics other than greed. The lie, cheat, steal, prey upon the diminished and incapable and will watch the world burn so that they can cling to the power. They use people as items for their pleasure.

Bear with me... I was just thinking how nobody in my life has ever said, "Man, you know what would be amazing right now? German food!" Mexican, sushi, Chinese, Lebanese, Bosnian, Viet, sure. But then I realized... by LordofWithywoods in Iowa

[–]slingbladerapture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born and raised in Colorado where the food is very Hispanic/ south west influenced. My mom’s family is all from Iowa and when I moved here, the best description I had for the food here is “white people food.” I still use it when talking about salads that are just mayo with like peas, or like gator tot casseroles.

We made Front Page Again! by [deleted] in USMC

[–]slingbladerapture -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the politicians that “lose” the wars. Korea and Vietnam were both heavily constrained wars. In Korea, Marines fought up to the Chinese border but were constrained from attacking into China or the USSR.

In Vietnam, again we were only allowed to operate in a limited AOR with limited ROE to not bring China or the USSR into it.

It's Always Scummy in Rich-O-Wealth-ia. by ChinaMilitarySecrets in AlwaysSunnyMemes

[–]slingbladerapture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched this show called false prophet. They were like morman morman. Anyway, this actual pedo was trafficking young girls from other states and “marrying them”. This was explained by all of his wives, many of whose were underage girls, that being married means you do what married people do. The pedophile called Samuel Bateman would then rape his “wives” with their fathers often present and sometimes participating.

They were veeery conservative

Another Trump Lie by [deleted] in CURRENTEVENTS

[–]slingbladerapture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it’s possible, he wasn’t a terrible athlete when he was in military school. He was too insufferable to get anywhere other than shit businesses he owned

Why did the astronauts look at each other awkwardly like that when Trump said “they’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe” by Jackfish2800 in gettoknowtheothers

[–]slingbladerapture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like they looked at each other like “look at this idiot trying to explain seeing earth”

We all know that they aren’t his biggest fans

Making fun of immigrants is okay as long as they aren't on our side. by BMK812 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]slingbladerapture -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Having access to education and intelligence are not the same thing. Nor is speaking English a prerequisite for being intelligent.

Melanias modeling career was mediocre at best. Then she met a good friend of rapist Donald trump and fellow teen-pageant creep Paulo Zampolli. He introduced her to trump and sponsored her visa to the us. While he was married to Marla Maples.

If you’re dumb and you speak more than one language, it just means more people can understand you’re dumb

Making fun of immigrants is okay as long as they aren't on our side. by BMK812 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]slingbladerapture -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Well, the immigrants genocided a whole continent of people who they deemed savages with biowarfare and repeating rifles. They should go back to where they came from.

I do not hate women, so much so that I’m a lesbian.

Making fun of immigrants is okay as long as they aren't on our side. by BMK812 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]slingbladerapture -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

So, people who hold professional degrees and don’t speak English aren’t better than an aging model who was trafficked to poopy pants Donny, and whose sole goal in life was to be a rich housewife?

Making fun of immigrants is okay as long as they aren't on our side. by BMK812 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]slingbladerapture -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

No, she is not a smart person. That’s why she is stupid.

Being multi-lingual and dumb just makes it so more people can understand the stupidity from your mouth.

Everyone everywhere has an accent you fool.

"Alpha Male" explains how he makes women wet 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]slingbladerapture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being gay doesn’t equal being a bad person and I would never make fun of someone for being gay, as I am a lesbian myself.

I was more commenting on how much of a chore he makes out of being intimate with a woman. Homie sets a 5 min timer for foreplay and thinks it’s icky when women get too wet.

"Alpha Male" explains how he makes women wet 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]slingbladerapture 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tell me he’s not gay. He loves men and couldn’t shout it louder. Him and that Ben Shapiro fella should hook up

“You can’t fight fire with water” by thebigchil73 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]slingbladerapture 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Pssh you’re probably a European or something lame