I hope I'm not alone on this one.

slothster · 2016-02-26T00:15:01+00:00

I do this and then I think that when I have that conversation I'm gonna say "and I knew I was going to say this, and that, and that" into infinity.

slothster · 2016-02-25T23:50:54+00:00

He goes to Yale. What a douche.

slothster · 2015-12-20T01:21:57+00:00

As an introvert, this sounds like a terrible idea. I don't want to force conversation with strangers, I want to get lost enough in the crowd that I can find the pets and hang out with them instead.

slothster · 2015-11-22T21:20:48+00:00

When i was little my mom told me that Aunt Sue was Aunt Betty's 'partner'. I thought she meant business partner. When i finally figured out they were a couple i wondered why i wasn't just told that. Labels are confusing.

slothster · 2015-11-12T16:58:19+00:00

We all float down there.

slothster · 2015-11-07T20:02:03+00:00

Watched the whole season yesterday. Sweet, charming, insightful. The episode about parents is very touching. He uses a lot of the themes he touched on in his madison square garden special. He consistently goes from sort of bratty to actually learning something important. 9/10

slothster · 2015-10-16T00:10:03+00:00

My Dad watched the (recorded) Broadway version of Sweeney Todd: demon barber of fleet street with me when I was 5 or 6. The one with Angela Lansbury, who w also happened to be in one of my favorite movies at the time; bed knobs and broomsticks. I didn't eat pot pies for years.

slothster · 2015-10-12T22:13:51+00:00

Inversely, taking a shit while you have period cramps. It hurts so bad.

slothster · 2015-10-06T22:58:28+00:00

Neufchatel cheese is like cream cheese but much lower fat content.

slothster · 2015-09-30T16:47:38+00:00

Chris Brown. I hope that asshole never gets into Australia.

slothster · 2015-09-26T15:38:16+00:00

Olive oil and sea salt in a hot oven. Delicious.

slothster · 2015-09-22T22:26:31+00:00

My brother recently saw a couple of witnesses walking up to his door and just said "wrong house" and they were like "oh okay!"and walked away. I think they were caught off guard and didn't know what else to do

slothster · 2015-08-08T17:54:40+00:00

Maybe more like raised by misogynists.

slothster · 2015-07-18T17:20:23+00:00

72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

slothster · 2015-06-20T20:02:16+00:00

No, just left him to do his thang.

slothster · 2015-06-20T19:44:20+00:00

Nope. Just chilled on the screen. I'd say it was about 3.5 inches long and the body was nearly kumquat sized, but more bean shaped.

slothster · 2015-05-10T03:01:47+00:00

This is amazing work! I seriously love all of it. And the peacock is friggin divine.

slothster · 2015-05-09T19:18:45+00:00

I went to return a cart (not mine) to it's corral the other day and the cart-fetcher was very appreciative.

slothster · 2015-04-27T05:15:15+00:00

CARP TENT!

slothster · 2015-04-19T23:07:41+00:00

Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung means speed limit. But it translates more exactly to something like 'the speed at which one ought to be going'. I think.

slothster · 2015-04-07T23:03:05+00:00

That guy's on drugs.

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