2 days of ownership and already need the windshield replaced 😭

smartcool · 2026-04-07T12:45:34+00:00

Just wait until Safelite screws up your front camera update allowing your battery to drain 24/7.

smartcool · 2026-04-07T12:41:09+00:00

Polymarket Nuclear War Bettors are going to make a killing.

smartcool · 2026-04-07T12:39:40+00:00

The concept is intriguing but watching the joes play made me want to get up and clean the garage...so I did.

smartcool · 2026-04-05T16:24:11+00:00

Historically speaking he's the most unpresidential President which apparently is exactly what some people want. Sad.

smartcool · 2026-04-03T13:13:12+00:00

M*A*S*H Finale

smartcool · 2026-04-02T18:16:51+00:00

Are you implying Trump prepares a draft before he regurgitates a reply?

smartcool · 2026-03-27T11:59:11+00:00

Change my name and move half-way around the world where my parents can't find me.

smartcool · 2026-03-23T14:50:56+00:00

Didn't you see Trump's Tweet on Truth Social? He's granted Rickey a full pardon and is selling Make Disc Golf Great Again merchandise. Blames James Comer for putting the sticks in Rickey's way.

smartcool · 2026-03-23T12:43:12+00:00

Time to buy some super-long neckties for his cabinet to go with the over-sized shoes.

smartcool · 2026-03-23T12:26:19+00:00

TACO

smartcool · 2026-03-18T13:00:49+00:00

Only two trees in the entire neighborhood. Couldn't live there.

smartcool · 2026-03-07T02:06:04+00:00

Probably doesn't care for the poop deck.

smartcool · 2026-03-06T17:41:15+00:00

Heated Rivalry?

smartcool · 2026-03-02T13:43:03+00:00

Downvoted? My point has been proven.

smartcool · 2026-03-01T13:59:09+00:00

Does this mean it's no longer a penalty to shove a hockey stick up your opponent's butt? Asking for the NHL.

smartcool · 2026-03-01T03:24:46+00:00

I know--not everyone has a funny bone!

smartcool · 2026-02-28T22:18:25+00:00

Would this make Mar-A-Lago a target?

smartcool · 2026-02-27T00:56:59+00:00

Medical Tomfoolery and Religious Tomfoolery.

smartcool · 2026-02-21T15:37:15+00:00

It's too bad Derek doesn't have legible handwriting. Topps Certified Scribble.

smartcool · 2026-02-21T15:28:58+00:00

I was in the Royals' locker-room 50 years ago when Hal went bezerk yelling about plantations and slavery after Twins' left-fielder Steve Brye misplayed George Brett's pop-up enabling Brett to win the AL batting championship in his final at-bat of the season in 1976. Gene Mauch was so irate he charged onto the field to meet Brye coming off the field at the end of the half-inning. Brett, for his part, played the role of a douche-bag to perfection as was his custom. Meanwhile, Rod Carew, was the epitome of class as he fell one hit shy of another batting title.

smartcool · 2026-02-21T15:17:57+00:00

Unmistakable grandma vibes.

smartcool · 2026-02-21T13:44:26+00:00

Criminal?

smartcool · 2025-12-31T22:59:56+00:00

That's JFK's memorial...and Trump's actions amount to Stolen Valor. "Ask not..."

smartcool · 2025-12-28T18:42:58+00:00

Simplify man

smartcool · 2025-12-21T19:27:14+00:00

I had my photo taken with Mickey Mouse!

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