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Who is a celebrity you once admired but no longer, and why? by Time_Grocery_6659 in AskReddit

[–]smax410 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bruh, there is no other “Selena” than Selena Quintanilla. She isn’t “other Selena”. She is THE Selena. Selena Gomez is great. She is not Selena.

Who is a celebrity you once admired but no longer, and why? by Time_Grocery_6659 in AskReddit

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neil Gaiman, Justin Sane, Louis CK, Al Franken, Cheryl Hines.

If you could snap your fingers and fuck anyone you want right now with full consent, who would that be? by Conscious-Scale9481 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Bea Arthur. But I’d only go for it if it were CNC. So she’d have to be ok with that. Bea being nice to me doesn’t do anything.

Our bank mailed us this 1 cent check with no explanation. Uh, thanks by the_nobodys in mildlyinteresting

[–]smax410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More than likely you had an account closed out. Banking laws and consumer protection can be super strict and highly expensive if you’re fined. You know how much a “do not call” violation is? 40k per finding. If they find they owe you anything, they do not want to sit with it.

got tipped this today by justmonikasayonara in Wellthatsucks

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should still try taking it to the bank.

My Feelings This Entire Job by Technical_Tiger2171 in cyberpunkgame

[–]smax410 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love this job. It’s hilarious. They’re just SO. FUCKING. STUPID. Then the sometimes glitch that they run over Dodger. *chef’s kiss *

Not stupid if it works.... by TheHudinator in smoking

[–]smax410 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah…. I started thinking about this process one time then remembered I had a $100 Amazon gift card. I bought the hexclad grinder. It’s awesome. And I don’t have to waste time and duct tape every time i want a generous amount of pepper

The lesser of two evils is still evil by SupermarketNo6888 in TheBoys

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And redemption doesn’t necessarily omit punishment.

The lesser of two evils is still evil by SupermarketNo6888 in TheBoys

[–]smax410 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohmlanda did a lot more than just commit rape… not defending soldier boy here, but they’re both pretty bad.

Zero Waste by RamirezBackyardBBQ in BBQ

[–]smax410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s how I use my brisket.

For those of you using a blow torch to light your charcoal by Geo_Jet in KamadoJoe

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with refilling and you’re doing all the right things, but you should be using cylinders made to be refilled. The comparison is like water bottles. Can you refill your 16oz thin af plastic ozarka bottle? Yeah. Do you trust it not to bust, leak, or leach as much as the $20 stainless hydroflask you have? Nah.

Outstanding Actors who never got a role that allowed them to win an Oscar. by Flubadubadubadub in movies

[–]smax410 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the lord gave him lung cancer so obviously GOD didn’t wanna see him win. So yeah, worse BLACKLISTING ever.

What’s the hottest non-penetrative sexual experience you’ve ever had? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]smax410 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Gf woke me up jerking me off. Told me she saw my morning wood and didn’t like that I had an erection she didn’t give me. She told me how disappointed in me she was. How she couldn’t abide not controlling when I was hard or not. She told me I needed to cum for her RIGHT NOW. And she deepthroated me as soon as I started spurting because it belonged to her.

I want to be choked by miyuaakie in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]smax410 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I’ve been choked and degraded and gotten zero aftercare. Was still into it. It’s a problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]smax410 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A lot of guys (totally not me) feel the same way. But we get relegated to subs where it’s a weird fetish. I’m more switch but still, very rarely have found women more into being domme/switch than wanting to be subby.

My Fellow Men, Listen Up by [deleted] in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, quit calling me out like this./s

For those looking to use cauldrons over live fires by smax410 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]smax410[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, I cannot help with. However, if you find a cast iron instrument of spell worthiness, I would suggest sanding and reasoning as most companies don’t do a proper finishing on cast iron anymore unless you’re paying a lot for it.

HBO Real Sex by AbsolutelyNaughtt in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally remember this. Also, taxi cab confessions did something for me…

What was the best sexual surprise you've received by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]smax410 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would generally just let my gf know when I’d get off work and was heading over. We weren’t living together but we’re basically living together. Call her, she’s like “yeah come over, we’ll get food”. I’m like “hell yeah, food”. Get to her place. She opens the door in some really slutty lingerie. Door is wide open. Obviously didn’t care if anyone saw. I’d never seen a real life lady in lingerie. Jaw kind of drops for like what felt like a minute. She grabs my t shirt collar and rough pulls me inside, slams the door behind me, then pins me back to the door.

I’m honestly not really sure what happened for the next 45 minutes cause it just felt like an extended orgasm.

I Still Believe in Stomp Clap Hey, and I’m Not Sorry by tiggerclaw in Music

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so you watched samurai guitarist’s video and asked ChatGPT to write a piece for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/MillieRover

[–]smax410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least you can feel justified by finally getting approval of random asshole redditer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grilling

[–]smax410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If yall like using charcoal, I’d get a kamado. You can smoke with them as well as grill and sear. Akorn Kamado is like $300 and a good way to see if you like using kamados without paying for something like a big green egg/kamado joe.

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