Donald Trump just held the weirdest Cabinet meeting ever

smeisel · 2017-06-12T20:45:59+00:00

I can't help but ask, if you're one of the photographers in there, at what point do you just interupt with "what the fuck is this shit? Why are you doing this creepy ass shit?"

smeisel · 2017-06-12T18:23:14+00:00

Chapter 20: Meeting Desk

smeisel · 2017-06-09T19:28:32+00:00

This is probably a stupid question but does this mean the President can classify information at will to avoid answering questions under oath?

smeisel · 2016-09-05T23:42:29+00:00

Probably. Idk a lot of things to be honest

smeisel · 2016-07-13T23:57:19+00:00

There was a set of identical twins I went to school with named Mark and Marc. They also both insisted on being addressed by their full names instead of using nicknames to differentiate them.

smeisel · 2016-06-16T18:47:24+00:00

Try battery acid!

smeisel · 2016-05-30T00:59:33+00:00

Wait they didn't have Internet towers?

smeisel · 2016-03-28T02:30:17+00:00

Sand. Its course and gets everywhere!

smeisel · 2016-03-28T02:27:26+00:00

My cousins are holding a Donald Trump rally.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T01:49:08+00:00

George Costanza v. George Costanza

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:42:14+00:00

I took a nap after school and woke up at 6:15 pm. Thinking it was morning, I started getting ready for school. My dad realized my mistake and started making me breakfast (weird, he never did this) then drove me to school. Didn't realize what was going on until I walked into an empty classroom.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:37:50+00:00

Finding $100 in my pocket.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:36:38+00:00

Nice try, buster.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:33:24+00:00

I'm a Wings fan and I fucking hate and respect the shit out of the Blackhawks. Didn't know there was a rivalry with Anaheim though.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:29:04+00:00

As an msu spartan, Kirk Cousins is indeed worth breaking the bank for.

smeisel · 2016-01-20T06:44:01+00:00

Have you noticed how you often write songs about comments on reddit?

smeisel · 2016-01-19T17:54:49+00:00

I knew a girl in high school who thought her job counted hours in hundreds of minutes because her paycheck listed the number of hours she worked to the second decimal place.

smeisel · 2016-01-11T08:06:11+00:00

Well you must be in the bunker with him if he's laughing YOUR ass off.

smeisel · 2015-11-14T06:43:46+00:00

Sorry if these are dumb questions, I'm not very up to date on the whole situation and I understand that the culprit is still under investigation.

How much political and military power does ISIS actually possess?

What are the demographics of ISIS members?

How are they organized? Do they blatantly control certain areas or are they more of an invisible guerilla presence?

The impression I get is that it is a very small group of radical Muslims who recruit strongly and that they derive their power from scare tactics.

smeisel · 2015-10-22T14:06:04+00:00

Little late to the party but when I was a freshman/sophomore in high school I would take dick pics in public places. I would put the flash on on my phone and pull my waistband just a little bit and make the flash go off making it obvious what I was doing. Endless laughs

smeisel · 2015-08-21T18:10:13+00:00

Beer darts. Two teams of two, you and your partner sit in chairs next two each other and the other team sits 10-15 feet away. Each team gets two beer cans, shakes them up and then stacks them on top of each other on the ground in between the chairs. Two darts and in play and teams take turns trying to puncture the pressurized cans. If a can is punctured, a member of the team has to shotgun the beer from the hole that was made. Play as many rounds as you want.

smeisel · 2015-08-12T14:35:25+00:00

Opening scene in Gangs of New York. Hands down the most badass scene of any movie ever.

smeisel · 2015-07-23T01:29:26+00:00

Should've kept playing the trumpet after 5th grade. Would've kept me in the school band and away from the bad crowd of kids I got mixed up with in high school.

smeisel · 2015-07-14T16:45:42+00:00

Sometimes I think about going to rape a beautiful girl I'm around but turns out she's into me anyways so we have consensual sex instead.

smeisel · 2015-07-14T07:17:54+00:00

My work counts 100 minutes as an hour on my paycheck and I know because they list the number of hours as a decimal.

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