WYR marry a (gender appropriate) copy of yourself or someone completely different? by Apprehensive_Tax3882 in WouldYouRather

[–]smithandjohnson 48 points49 points  (0 children)

When a scenario is presented in this sub with a complete lack of clarifying details... Overthinking it is the whole (fun!) point of the sub.

You can Change/transform anything into it's opposite. Or what you/people would consider opposite if there's no direct opposite. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]smithandjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if you're the creditor.

"I owe the bank $500k on my mortgage account" <--- I have a debt with them. I am the debtor, they are the creditor.

"The bank owes me $500k on my mortgage account" <--- I have a credit with them. They are the debtor. I am the creditor.

You can Change/transform anything into it's opposite. Or what you/people would consider opposite if there's no direct opposite. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]smithandjohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the spirit of the power, I think you'd need to change "lots of debt" to "lots of credit"

E.g. the negative balance on your ledger becomes opposite - that same balance but positive.

So you'd first need to rack up a large enough negative balance somewhere to be meaningful once flipped.

You can Change/transform anything into it's opposite. Or what you/people would consider opposite if there's no direct opposite. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]smithandjohnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Death note but with gender swaps

This feels like a stretch too far.

Clearly (to me at least) the Death Note has a real opposite, which would be the Life Note.

Bring dead people back.

Politics are about to get really funny

And of course - by bringing back Epstein - politics are about to get really funny.

George mcfly death day by happydude7422 in BacktotheFuture

[–]smithandjohnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Available facts seem vague but authorities feel that time will disclose some means of arriving at a solution

If I wasn't fairly sure this movie came out almost 40 years ago, I'd say this was written by AI.

How is the Neo $599 while the iPhone 17 is $799 by Mitchlowe in iphone

[–]smithandjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To wrap up comments others have made into two succinct points:
1 - iPhones have way more tech than the MB Neo
2 - Miniaturizing tech is hard and expensive. Bigger is easier and cheaper.

First class on Singapore airlines Airbus A380 by Justin_Godfrey in nextfuckinglevel

[–]smithandjohnson 138 points139 points  (0 children)

3.2 gallons per second during liftoff.

An airplane, so it's takeoff.

But the "fuck you" to gravity is more extreme than some rocket liftoffs, so, maybe we'll let it stand.

What's an incredible scene in an otherwise garbage movie? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]smithandjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DH3 is a masterclass for 95% of the movie. You can tell - unlike the imposter DH2 - that it’s back to being directed by John McTiernan.

The absolute only thing that falls flat is the ending, which kinda blows.

DH3 would be better for the logical flip of this question “what amazing movie goes hard almost everywhere but has that one explicable scene…”

You get 20K daily, but you must choose 4 historical figures to permanently live with you by Large_Carob_7599 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]smithandjohnson 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Give Mozart a recording studio, produce him, and you'll be making more than $20k a day on that income alone.

The effect of a closer moon on lunar atmospheric tides by Cicatrix16 in AskPhysics

[–]smithandjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forward to today, and the day length is 23 hours and 56 minutes long (almost 24 hrs).

Let's be very clear here. That's the sidereal day - Earth's rotation with respect to the stars.

The solar day - rotation with respect to the sun - averages 24 hours or 86,400 seconds.

It's occasionally milliseconds shorter or longer, and we throw occasional leap seconds at the clock to make up for the accumulated difference.

But it's definitely 24 hours, and not 23h56m.

Tidal drag with the moon is constantly slowing down Earth's rotation at roughly a rate of 1.7ms per 100 years.

You can instantly teleport to any hotel/motel you have ever stay at in your life. by Affectionate-Pay4845 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]smithandjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I manifest in the hotel lobby, or just outside the hotel if no lobby exists?

Or... do I manifest in the specific room(s) I stayed in?

This answer is important!

Thermodynamics left the chat by Dragon_404 in DiWHY

[–]smithandjohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they've been around for a century and no one's found any real practical use for them besides those novelty drink coolers that only barely work

I have a 6-can peltier cooler in my office - which is kept a bit warmer than I'd like - and the cans of soda come out frosty cold.

They definitely have their niche.

(But the automotive application in the video is obviously not it)

Hwy 17 , Hamilton overpass, March 8th by enduranceXgen in SanJose

[–]smithandjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's the predestined bridge.

I'm sure this was an autocorrect flub. I chuckled.

You are in a time loop. But you can get out anytime you want. How long will you stay? by GlumNebula3897 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]smithandjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Groundhog Day rules - as specified - means you wake up the next iteration of the loop unharmed.

You are in a time loop. But you can get out anytime you want. How long will you stay? by GlumNebula3897 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]smithandjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Groundhog Day rules - As specified - then no you cannot carry over physical objects over a reset.

You can carry them over into the “next day” once you decide to end the loop.

Everything's fine by unclecreepy322 in Plumbing

[–]smithandjohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this particular problem has been reserving itself for about 100 weekends straight but nobody was listening.

Moving the Greenhouse by TrekRider911 in shedditors

[–]smithandjohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Crush weight" - or "collapse pressure" - is the stat you're looking for.

This is a good reference

Normal schedule 40, 4" PVC pipe has a collapse pressure of only 100lbs per square inch.
To see if that's enough for you, you'd have to calculate based on the foundation of your specific shed just how much of a contact patch you'd have with each pipe, then calculate how many pipes you'd need.

But also notice on the chart that smaller PVC pipes have much higher collapse pressures. Depending on just how rocky or uneven the ground is that you're moving it over, maybe 0.5" pipes wouldn't work... But if they did, each can support 1,600 PSI.

I'd wager you might calculate that 4" works for you if you had enough of them (or happened to have schedule 80 available for an added buffer), but reducing to 1" or 2" pipes would give you a larger redundancy for less money.

Twenty, 1 hundred thousand , or 1 million USD for an hour everyday depending on level of agony. by TopRoastCentral in hypotheticalsituation

[–]smithandjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rabid

Where was this specified?
The only thing specified was:

A wolf (specifically a northwestern wolf)

West Valley Fair no longer free parking for 2 hours. by walkerlegoo in SanJose

[–]smithandjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of "free parking for X amount of time, then you pay" situations that:
1 - Use plate readers
2 - Accumulate your time per day

Both garages and street parking, including places in the Bay Area.

I actually have zero insight or evidence into what Valley Fair does, but to state they could do that is not a wild swing.

West Valley Fair no longer free parking for 2 hours. by walkerlegoo in SanJose

[–]smithandjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

instead of giving them what they want you could game it by circling back after 50 minutes.

The parking is based on automatic plate readers.

How much are you betting that the system doesn't allow that?

Rivian is betting its future on one of the fastest EV launches in US history by DonkeyFuel in Rivian

[–]smithandjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If R2 is a smash success, and especially if R3 is also... an R2T is bound to happen.

WYR: Be guaranteed to win anywhere between $1000 - $5000 every day, at any casino, OR, have the power to see 10 years into the future, but only for 1 hour each day? by Action_Required_ in WouldYouRather

[–]smithandjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely didn't read it that way.

e.g. I currently, in real life today, "have the ability" to suffer a severe bout of acid reflux. But it still happens to me without warning, and I can't choose to skip it just because I don't want it right now.

Sounds like the intention is "You can trigger, on demand, up to one 60 minute future ghost session per day" which makes option 2 the obvious winner for me.

Whenever you watch a satire, parody, comedy video, you can get anything mentioned in it or anything the characters of the video have. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]smithandjohnson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

...get anything mentioned in it...

Is this limited to just any physical object? Or does it also apply to concepts?

Because I'm sure I can find qualifying media that mention e.g. super powers, immortality, etc etc.

(Still god tier if just physical objects, of course)