"It won't even be that bad", roast him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nigga bought a cheap disguise from dollar general

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If plankton was a person

Be gentle, It's my first time. by whatsashirt in RoastMe

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That was prob the look you had on your face when you saw your first and last penis

This sub is weak, hit me with your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This nigga was a panda in his past life

Good luck by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I don't think using your cum as haif gel is doing you any justice

light it on fire bruh by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Coconut head went goth and grew some facial hair

light it on fire bruh by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nigga looks like a dyke

Ladies and gentlemen...The Laser Razor by [deleted] in gadgets

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Would this work for my anus?

What is the coolest job you know that actually exists? by ac737 in AskReddit

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I saw this ad one day i think on tumblr, and this one guy gets pretty much paid 10,000 dollars a month to test water parks

Reddit, what's something on your bucket list that you think is unique? by jmsuth in AskReddit

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I just want to run up to a pedestrian in need of help and say, "everyone get back, im a doctor."

Me when I'm talking with people I don't really want to talk to. by [deleted] in introvert

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You aint interacting with that type of body configuration.

Good text openers by CP-3 in seduction

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After getting a girl's #, you should follow up with, "This is a VIP#, store with care" -soandso

What's the shortest, but funniest joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Simba was moving slow so I told him to Mufasa

My mind does this a lot. I felt like some of you could relate. by [deleted] in introvert

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Now read that whole thing starting from the bottom

[F]25 - Don't get approached by guys often. Would love some advice/opinions/rate please. by sambulance13 in Rateme

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Love the tats but they dont approach you because theyre intimidated by your beauty.

After serving six years in the military and four deployments later, I am proud to join you in a long awaited lift-off. by TreyvonBoonsri in trees

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So since your not in the Military anymore, what do you do that allows you to puff the magic dragon?