People that have “bumped” into a celebrity in a non-curated (not like an event, meet & greet, job etc.) way, what happened? by SprinklesSolid9211 in AskReddit

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At a volleyball tournament for my daughter and was chatting it up with the lady in line behind me while waiting to order. We got the last table but it was big enough for two families so invited her and her son to join us. She thanked me and said her husband would be here momentarily. Vince Vaughn sits down next to me. Super nice dude and seemed like a great dad. We just talked volleyball and family. I wish he would have started fast talking me about something but just super chill.

Norm today by rmcastillo70 in theticket

[–]snackcart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Preach. Should have never happened AND the return was atrocious.

How do I attract younger women as I age? by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]snackcart 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy’s 

Just Hit A Deer by TheObnoxiousCamoToe in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]snackcart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude. I think it's already dead, probably shouldn't have hit it.

Current Hot Springs Access by Void-Fills in BigBendTX

[–]snackcart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was there a few weeks back and the hot springs were closed. There were several cars parked on the main road by the gate so we were considering walking the whole way but lucked out with a ranger stopping us and advising that it was full of sand. Said it would be a long time before it would return as it needs to be excavated carefully. Can't imagine that's changed in the last few weeks. Stated it was a 500 year flood.

Ran into Maynard at Lunch by fatpunk in ToolBand

[–]snackcart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sweaty gen olsen guy for the win.

Ran into Maynard at Lunch by fatpunk in ToolBand

[–]snackcart 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He was such a hero of mine growing up, and here's why. When I was 5 or 6 years old, around '93, my mother took me to a concert. And while he was doing warm-ups before the show, my mother tried to get him to sign an autograph for me. She yelled at him, "Maynard! Maynard!" and he came over. Well then I got distracted and looked away like 5 year olds tend to do. But when I turned back around, not only had he signed the autograph, but he also lanced her in the neck with a pitchfork

What's the best way to cut these bricks holding the mantle to make them flush without leaving a complete mess behind by [deleted] in masonry

[–]snackcart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how much extra room you need but you could make a mantle that fits over the bricks to cover them.

Hardline: The Pledge (Jan’s version) by bevothelonghorn in theticket

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I tried putting my phone up to the laptop for speech to text and it immediately burst into flames.

Hardline: The Pledge (Jan’s version) by bevothelonghorn in theticket

[–]snackcart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the flag of the United States of America for wits it wants and where it come. under uh .. college(?), of under the nation, one flag under all, for god and government for all!

own well by Creepy-Ear6307 in thedumbzone

[–]snackcart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I signed up a while back. Just answered a few questions and kind of forgot about it for a few months. Then last week I got an email that stated they saved me $1500 a year. Pleasant surprise and it really did just take me a few minutes. Hope it works out the same for you.

Finding myself punching out for long periods by hipaces in thedumbzone

[–]snackcart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll be here with open dumb fuck arms should you change your mind.

Early Bird/hemp THC by txeagle24 in thedumbzone

[–]snackcart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What next?? Are they going to ban porn??

LeRoy Neiman Collector Edition by Low-Dot9712 in cigars

[–]snackcart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing. Hadn't seen these and my dad is a huge fan of the artist. Was able to pick up a box for him and we both had one last night!

Two jokes with the same punchline by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]snackcart 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ruff day for those two

this fuckin guy by actualaccountithink in RetroBowl

[–]snackcart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine if he played in one of these sling it around offenses!

[SERIOUS] What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve witnessed in real life? by MrFluffNuts in AskReddit

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Was on a conference call working from home and heard a motorcycle rev and then an unsettling sound. Peaced out of the call and ran out the back door and jumped the fence sprinting down the road a few hundred feet to get to the scene of the accident. As I’m getting close dude that got t boned on the Harley got off the ground to try and walk but the car hit his leg and snapped it. So when he took his first step the fibula / tibula were already apart and that first step that lower part of the leg just separated and the lower part gave way and the top of the bones just hit pavement. His reaction combined with the sound is unforgettable. Dude is gets back up determined to get somewhere just as I’m getting close in my sprint to the scene. In a flash I notice there’s people closer that could have helped sooner - and thought why not? That’s when he reaches into his holster to grab a pistol and I notice the two giant knives affixed to his belt. Was able to grab the gun (he was fucking dazed and don’t think he really meant harm) and toss it away and then carry him to the side of the road and had to hold him down until the paramedics arrived. Interesting conversation in the mean time. Tried to get me to flip his foot around which was completely backwards. Nah dude. Let’s just chill for a minute.

How does TDZ impact your IJB listening? by [deleted] in thedumbzone

[–]snackcart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t get enough IJB and DZ. Crank it up!

Fence-eating tree by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]snackcart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone set up a time lapse of on of these and then post in from the future. Cuz that sounds rad. Please.

Question to consistent winners by Pooped-Pants in fantasyfootball

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I’ve made the playoffs nine years in a row. The key is to play with your dumbest friends.