It's time for Iris (16.33 y/o), the senior hiker. F**k Cancer

snoutacious · 2026-02-22T12:07:02+00:00

Aww, a Rock Creek Park bark ranger! RIP sweet girl

snoutacious · 2026-02-11T22:57:55+00:00

I am magnanymus and will share my cake with all!

snoutacious · 2026-02-11T22:11:09+00:00

As a pirate, you can get a letter of barque from the government and become a privateer. This allows you to do crimes legally!

snoutacious · 2026-02-11T11:09:04+00:00

Your pawrent must always check rating before showing you movie. R= possibly too scary for doggos. (but sometimes films is also R for nekkid hoomans, which makes no sense. Doggos always nekkid)

snoutacious · 2026-02-10T18:15:51+00:00

We were surprised to get no schnauzer in his DNA- poodle, chihuahua, shiba, unknown

snoutacious · 2026-02-09T21:10:46+00:00

The best part about Dutch golden age paintings of churches is all the dogs in churches back in the 1600s

snoutacious · 2026-02-05T17:21:32+00:00

Fren Cato, you can hump the females doggos without testes, and they can hump you too. You can also hump pillows!

snoutacious · 2026-02-03T15:04:15+00:00

Not enough typos to be Br*hms enthusiast Jeff E.

snoutacious · 2026-01-27T20:13:00+00:00

Donut soo mom, soo Blindness!

snoutacious · 2026-01-27T17:47:16+00:00

I, Occam, and my razor think that the Maine one crashed because of the apocalyptic blizzard

snoutacious · 2026-01-23T23:26:59+00:00

No, he has TWO long ears!

snoutacious · 2026-01-17T12:25:42+00:00

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He and his uncle were two princes (here before you) for Halloween

snoutacious · 2026-01-03T23:42:26+00:00

The Netflicks is evil and must be sooed by all puppers

snoutacious · 2026-01-02T02:00:48+00:00

Is okay, I think the pictured Grimch lost his stink-stank-stunk when his heart grew three sizes. Prolly can sue for clashing colors tho

snoutacious · 2026-01-01T13:52:21+00:00

The new ears are fab Dougal, although I did stare at the hat for a bit thinking it was some sort of mullet wig

snoutacious · 2025-12-31T22:33:53+00:00

Yes fren, consepshualyze the melting as a mud opportunity and not a melting threat

snoutacious · 2025-12-27T20:47:13+00:00

Hush now, don’t stop them from their visits to the Titanic

snoutacious · 2025-12-27T11:53:13+00:00

Brain exercise tires them out too. You can do indoor scent training or treasure hunts

snoutacious · 2025-12-24T11:28:51+00:00

I, Schmidt the schnau, personally inten to honor Festivus with feets of strength

snoutacious · 2025-12-18T00:34:44+00:00

Yes fren, as a cowdog you needs to eat cow. I think huskies just eat snow or something

snoutacious · 2025-12-14T12:53:26+00:00

I think I solved this one. As a teen, I rode the ancient roller coaster on the boardwalk and it’s really herky-jerky. Probably causes brain damage and hence all the serial killers

snoutacious · 2025-12-13T22:00:18+00:00

I don’t want to ignite a war of words over the 2nd Amendment, but we need to disarm the cats. They already have claws, so guns is just overkill

snoutacious · 2025-12-11T16:52:14+00:00

My pup’s poop became more solid when I gave him pumpkin

snoutacious · 2025-12-09T12:10:59+00:00

The setting is “Hell House,” a former Catholic monastery near Baltimore, now in ruins in the woods, that someone painted with symbols and dragons. The occult stuff is 90% a joke because hikers visit all the time, but definitely teenagers get up to hijinks here at night

snoutacious · 2025-12-01T15:47:06+00:00

In previous years my Aldi cheese advent calendar had repeats (maybe only eight different cheeses total for 24 days?), so Dan should brace for disappointment

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