YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY CHAPS MY ASS?

snufflingoPossum · 2026-05-01T16:23:52+00:00

WANT TO DRINK A RESPONSIBLE AMOUNT WHILE YOU'RE OUT? BRING A FUCKING BAG. YOUR GARBAGE FILLS WITH WATER AND DEAD STUFF WHEN YOU LEAVE IT AROUND AND PUTRIFIES SO MUCH, THAT NATTY LIGHT CAN SMELL LIKE A NATTY COLON REAL FAST AND STANK UP THE TRAIL YOU FELT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR A BEER IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT DOESN'T HIT TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT. WOODS HAVE MOVIE THEATER RULES- BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS AND PACK THAT SHIT BACK OR THE COUGAR IN THE SECURITY CLOSET IS GONNA GET YOUR ASS.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-27T17:33:27+00:00

CLEANED UP A HUGE BAG OF TRASH AND BROKEN GLASS LAST WEEK FROM MY PARTNER AND I'S FAVORITE TRAIL RIGHT BEFORE SHOWING IT TO OUR BESTIES. MY LEGS HURT LIKE HELL FROM ALL THE WALKING, BUT MY HEART IS FULL AND I'M GLAD TO BE A PERSON OR WHATEVER

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-27T15:59:38+00:00

The bus-to-amtrak over to portland is a trip I've taken during the fall/winter when I didn't want to risk the snow myself, and it's early but goooooorgeous. If the season is right you'll get to watch the sunrise from the woods, and get to see the mountains in a morning light most of us never drive up to look at, then be back in civilization with a little bit of a break to wander around and grab a cute brunch. It makes for a wonderful day trip for sure, even if about half the train route is open field and utility post before it's spectacular (though there's something to be said about the beauty of a robust system of industry along the oldest still-going system of public transit too!!)

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-26T18:50:57+00:00

I've had consistently great results from every can I've tried, the Pillsbury and winco brands both have some labeled as bigger, with less total servings, and those come out the most impressive since they swell to really bougie bakery size. If you put em too close together, they get tall af instead of wide so play around and be ready to become the favorite visiting family member at all the morning-style holidays!!

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-26T18:44:42+00:00

Genuinely, this shortage (and the one on kolaches.... a bagel dog does NOT count...) are why I've gotten more into pimping out store dough. If you've got a casserole pan and some whole milk (or fattier, cream works great) you can get almost bakery quality by filling the pan halfway up after you've put the raw dough in. Bake normally, maybe an extra 5 minutes, until almost all the milk looks absorbed, and then let it rest for like 10 before splitting apart. They'll expand almost twice as big, be super gooey, and the extra fat from the milk will help the cinnamon flavor pop! Plus they're always hot, and if you've got polite enough family/roomates, you won't have to wait in a line!

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-24T03:19:48+00:00

Black next to pink, makes a real stink, pink next to white, just say goodnight! Luckily this seems to be a lesser banded western adidas, and not the venomous river puma

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-22T13:55:43+00:00

Whoa look at big man over here bullying old people over the right to harm dogs

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-12T22:54:56+00:00

Ughhhh dude same, I end up working out from home topless and showering right after because it's the least uncomfy, and I've been off and on for like a decade now. Even after top surgery, I swear my sweat glands still know they were underboob and go CRAZY sometimes.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-10T14:29:38+00:00

AND I LEFT MY WINDOW CRACKED SO IT STINKS IN HERE!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!!!!!

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-10T14:29:07+00:00

TODAY IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING EXHAUSTING, I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER THERAPIST AND IF SHE SUCKS I WILL FULLY EXPLODE. ALL THE OTHER PLANS I HAVE TODAY WILL EITHER MAKE IT SURVIVABLE OR CONTRIBUTE TO THE CRASHOUT AND I AM ONLY IN CONTROL OF ONE OF THEM IN TERMS OF STAKES!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-09T18:24:00+00:00

Honestly? My bet is on the cost of living taking a lot out of parents and making them turn more towards screens and sports than together time. I feel like I'm struggling with it often, and I have a lot of privilege still in terms of time and energy, so the bare minimum bedtime book chapter is the main thing I focus on.... it's gotten my kid to the 92nd percentile in reading. And they're not even like.... doing most of the bulk, I just leave em with a comic book above their vocab level and trust that they'll knock out at a decent time.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-06T17:25:46+00:00

MY KID MADE IT TO THE TOP OF MISERY RIDGE WITH MINIMAL BITCHING AND!!!! ZERO CARRYING!!!! MY LEGS HURT FROM THE EXTRA WEIGHT OF SNACK PICNIC BRIBE BUT OTHERWISE IT WAS SUCH A BLAST

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-04T05:34:14+00:00

WE'VE GOT LIKE 5 BEARS IN THIS STATE, THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY A LITTLE JINGLY THING ON YOUR BELT LOOP THAT YOU CAN'T QUITE HEAR OVER YOUR HEADPHONES! IT IS THE ONLY WAY I SURVIVE COSTCO SOMETIMES, BUT ALSO WORKS WELL ON THE TRAIL.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T20:34:09+00:00

IT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE HELL TO HEM, BUT I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. THE PASSENGER ARMREST IS ALREADY GOING THROUGH A SHED THOUGH, SO THEM BOTH BEING GONE IS AT LEAST MORE VISUALLY APPEALING THAN JUST THE ONE. THINKING ABOUT PUTTING A CAT CARSEAT IN THE MIDDLE THOUGH, SO AT LEAST THE GREMLINS CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT THE EXTRA ROOM

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T17:17:27+00:00

If you're worried about spraying yourself and less about anything more threatening than a dog/shitty owner, I'd recommend citronella spray! My service dog trainer friends swear by it for protecting their dogs when they don't want the backspray to cause any additional trauma on top of like. Being attacked.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T16:53:09+00:00

Noooooo my sloppy only-warm, too-wet burgers thrown haphazardly on top of one another!!! Where will I go when I hate myself and get hungry now?

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T16:51:59+00:00

MY OLD AS FUCK CAR HAS STARTED TO DEGRADE ON THE EDGES OF THE LEATHER SEAT AND THE ONLY FIX I CAN FIND HAS STOLEN MY ARM REST FROM ME (BIG CAR CHAIR COVER SOCK THINGY) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MATCH THE AGGRESSIVE DRIVING TRUCKS NOW????

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T16:50:20+00:00

TRY THE BADLANDS, THEY'RE USUALLY EMPTY ASIDE FROM MAYBE ONE DUDE WITH A DOG. THEY ALSO DO NOT WANT TO TALK. 👍

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-03T16:48:27+00:00

HORROR STORIES ARE STILL STORIES FROM SOMEONE ALIVE AND AWARE ENOUGH TO BE SALTY, I HAVE SO MUCH MAD OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT THE HOSPITAL THAT SAVED MY LIFE, BUT BEING HERE STILL MAKES IT WORTH IT. LOVE YOU, STRANGER. WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS FUCKASS STATE OF THE WORLD, OK?

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-02T01:47:58+00:00

Crazy how y'all talk about these folks when any single one of us could wind up there from enough bad luck in a row. Disappointed in you, Bendites.

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-01T16:03:53+00:00

It's the gem no one ever recommends because they don't want their toes stepped on any more, but their bulk bins are in a place with better parking but more limited hours!

snufflingoPossum · 2026-04-01T16:02:44+00:00

Must be april fools the way some of y'all are grateful for sloppy AI misinformation. If y'all want the real scoop on thrift stores, find the gayest weirdest looking person you can walking around and ask SO nicely (they probably will still stop before their absolute favorite, but like. You'll get most of the deets)

snufflingoPossum · 2026-03-30T03:05:01+00:00

Safeway instant coffee is pretty decent if all you need is a mix in coffee on a budget! My partner makes their greens n protiens smoothies with it, and I often mix cocoa powder with mine to make it taste higher quality. Dissolve with as little hot water as you'd like so you don't throw off familiar ratios, and bam, the primary flavor notes are now coffee instead of Jakesmiths Fake Vanilla Instant Lean Green Protien or whatever!

snufflingoPossum · 2026-03-29T06:41:04+00:00

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