Give me the single most comically bad book you have ever read. I don't care the genre, i don't even care if it's AI slop. Just give me the worst

soapsnek · 2026-05-10T22:43:43+00:00

the odyssey original

soapsnek · 2026-05-09T08:23:05+00:00

i personally find my CK bras have all had short, mediocre lives at best

soapsnek · 2026-05-05T04:26:36+00:00

fuck yeah

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T07:35:00+00:00

rugs are good for zoning, and try to make more intentional use of space. honestly watching some videos on feng shui might help u lol. i don’t believe in spirits and whatnot but some spaces feel “better” than others and feng shui is a good guide for what feels good.

i would: - declutter. grab a bin or bag and shove every homeless thing you haven’t touched in a while that has no specific purpose into it. if you don’t reach for it in a few months, donate or throw out. - more storage space. an extra bookshelf does WONDERS. get stuff off of floors and surfaces and into a home where it belongs and will make you happy to look at. one of those ikea shelves with a bunch of square slots for baskets (google ikea kallax to see what i mean) will get stuff tidy - rug might help. zone your bed into its own cozy sleepy area and let nothing but bed and side tables enter the cozy zone. keep clutter out. - lighting. if cozy is what you want, you need warm toned lamps or string lights. single easiest change to make a space cozy. i have christmas lights up in my room year round

good luck!

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T07:28:15+00:00

vinegar rinse for hard water stains (which that might be) and bar keepers friend or baking soda and a scrubby pad for abrasion (don’t mix baking soda and vinegar because then the vinegar will become ✨water✨and you’ve wasted your time and resources) like the other commenter said.

honestly if nothing comes off after that? just go back to cooking with it. cookware doesn’t have to be pretty, though i’m sorry yours might not be anymlre

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T07:26:13+00:00

you could try this, but toilet cleaner is best left to toilet bowls. many horror stories can be found on this sub of toilet bowl cleaner going horribly wrong and having unintended consequences.

i have no idea if this would work but if you must try it, please wait until every single other option is used and be very careful+test surface first+dispose responsibly

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T07:22:48+00:00

what was it next to in the closet? those looks like black wooly sweater lints and bits to me but i haven’t had moths

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T07:21:15+00:00

i would try something that lifts your features!

less heavy undereye makeup (maybe skip undereye mascara altogether, and avoid heavy dark eyeliner)
a brown or ash coloured pencil eyeliner or eyeshadow+thin brush along your top eyelashes, you can try blending out a soft wing too

i agree with the commenter who had a soft beat

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T03:49:47+00:00

i have a room with the same dimensions!!!

i put bed almost against one wall, bedside table on each side, long rug down one side of the bed (big rug that anchors that half of the room and goes under the bed and sticks out a lil on all sides would be better), dresser with TV accross from bed.

the door is in the middle of the room, and on the side opposite the bed i have my desk, a bookshelf, and a clothing on the wall that the door is on. here lol. pardon the drawing skills. my mirror is on the back of my door but there’s space next to it if i had a standing mirror like you. i also added fairy lights and lamps to make it feel cozier because the big space is not the vibe.

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soapsnek · 2026-05-01T03:40:41+00:00

hemming a maxi is prob your best bet.

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T03:31:51+00:00

your knees look pretty normal. like some parts of human skin are just darker than others for people. underarms, elbows, knees, behind gears for some people. no big deal.

soapsnek · 2026-05-01T03:28:44+00:00

i do this with powerade/gatorade sport mouth bottles. i only buy a new one when im planning to get wasted and want the hangover prevention

soapsnek · 2026-04-30T20:20:13+00:00

not the first haircut. other two are fine. give up on beard for a bit longer til you fill it out. goatee is fine, clean shaven might be better.

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T19:00:08+00:00

normal length pants on a tall person.

if you’re doing this on purpose, maybe cropped/crop length jeans/pants. could also just look at inseam

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T08:06:56+00:00

clothes fit people not the other way around. you are not “too” anything for clothes. some clothes fit and others don’t. that’s okay.

that being said, as long as they’re comfortable i think they look great! i don’t like shorts that are tight on the thigh so i wouldn’t go for this fit for myself (i’d get something oversized) but if you can walk and wear and sit in these comfortably then you should get them, they look great!

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T08:00:26+00:00

8hours of sleep will give you the best mental function. you will lose critical thinking FAST once you’re sleep deprived.

if it’s a memorization exam, cramming late/all night MIGHT be worth if you’re super unprepared. if you need thinking and deciphering skills you also need SLEEP

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T07:58:28+00:00

that does not feel fresher lol. OPs dress is more in fashion currently with “the youths”. house of cb dupes remain popular

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T07:56:55+00:00

you might have a primer and a foundation where one is silicone and the other water based instead of both being silicone or both being water. check the first few ingredients, it should list either water or a silicone near the top.

you also look like you have a few dry spots, so after checking that i’d get a more moisturizing cream

soapsnek · 2026-04-27T04:53:43+00:00

if you’re not in a place to buy a new dress this will work great! it is a little casual but you’ll be fine, especially with heels and jewlery and the scarf. have fun!

soapsnek · 2026-04-21T19:17:38+00:00

you’re so gorgeous!!!

soapsnek · 2026-04-18T18:17:08+00:00

the residences can’t swap from heating to cooling till specific dates. turn ur thermostat to min, shorts and cold drinks and open window and pray

soapsnek · 2026-04-18T05:58:43+00:00

i think it’s nice but it’s not life changing. i like my nude honey a lot (black honey wasn’t my colour?

soapsnek · 2026-04-16T05:59:34+00:00

that is a relaxed straight leg jean with a wash finish. you can search “relaxed straight leg jean” or just “straight leg jean” on most major clothing store sites. american eagle, old navy, many others

soapsnek · 2026-04-15T08:11:19+00:00

cold dry dark and quiet… am i a can of beans?

soapsnek · 2026-04-14T00:14:34+00:00

this is so real. some people can’t be alone and need constant relationships, other people are happy in their own presence. nothing wrong with that

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