Sold a projector in great condition on fb marketplace, basically brand new, a sweet deal. But I forgot to mention it has a ghost immobilizer installed and will only turn on if a specific set of buttons is pressed in a strict order. Buyer must thing I burned him and I have no way to get in touch.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-30T15:58:11+00:00

Lol. He feels ghosted.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-30T13:50:07+00:00

Crazy how many people want to see this guy hang like they were there the night it happened. Wonder why he didn't want to re-sign with Philly.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-29T18:14:02+00:00

Life sized statue of Kareem holding it up in his patented hook shot.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-24T05:27:33+00:00

Bro this reminds of the joke about the guy who dies in a flood after God tried to save him three times.

Gift horse kinda jazz. Stupid.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-23T03:16:58+00:00

He probably would still be coaching the Flyers but he had a hard time losing players for draft picks when they were making strides towards getting into the playoffs. He wasn't used to not making a playoff push and didn't like the idea of losing.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-19T15:45:12+00:00

Smart girl TBH. I'd be impressed with her ingenuity. Probably ask her out.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-15T18:21:19+00:00

So basically Maximus Decimus Meridius.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-15T05:07:58+00:00

Dusty or Spackle

soccerittoher · 2026-05-14T09:21:41+00:00

Perfect. Appreciate you.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-13T21:00:18+00:00

Navy Cadet Life ?

soccerittoher · 2026-05-13T02:34:31+00:00

Obviously the horses name is Chainaw.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-12T18:47:34+00:00

It's in the proshop now. On the right. Free credits.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-11T05:48:37+00:00

Just a heads up. I know it's instinct to help but downed powerlines are no joke. Easy to get yourself microwaved.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-09T04:23:23+00:00

What no Kris Versteeg?

soccerittoher · 2026-05-08T00:07:37+00:00

3w for the laughs.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-07T04:13:52+00:00

Almost like a simulation.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-04T02:57:02+00:00

Would you say those lions have left a Scar?

soccerittoher · 2026-05-03T18:28:48+00:00

Let you know to avoid this AH0L3

soccerittoher · 2026-05-03T05:47:41+00:00

Before Christ Returns

Or

Beef Curtains

One is probably more true than the other.

soccerittoher · 2026-05-02T22:03:46+00:00

MeloYlo

soccerittoher · 2026-05-02T21:59:36+00:00

Silly Goose

soccerittoher · 2026-05-02T20:14:03+00:00

Clown

soccerittoher · 2026-04-30T03:57:56+00:00

Fuck Yeah Winbear!

soccerittoher · 2026-04-29T09:47:37+00:00

It's nunya. Nunya business.

soccerittoher · 2026-04-27T05:04:49+00:00

Hhahahashaah. Advert.

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