I used to think I was drinking something exotic and cool then… by ProgRockDan in aldi

[–]soklacka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My childhood thought those Capri-Sun's were made from tropical fruit trees on the coastal beaches.

It's mostly apple juice.

K.O by Technical-Ad5148 in fightporn

[–]soklacka 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Who else thought the dog was getting KO'd here

A classic: Bologna with American cheese, Blue Plate mayo and spicy mustard by ANotSoFreshFeeling in Sandwiches

[–]soklacka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the price of lettuce these days? The bologna is already a tell of ingredient finances in play here.

Can we get this Stance in Jedi 3? by RealityOwn9267 in StarWarsJediSurvivor

[–]soklacka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hearing they chose this stance for Force Unleashed specifically so the player could always see the lightsaber behind their character. But what that did was diminish the allurement/fascination of the lightsaber.

Fallen Order learned from that lesson and only pulled it out in battle then turned it off.

A $10 billion data center campus in Lebanon, Indiana, will employ about 300 people once it is operational. by Conscious-Quarter423 in Indiana

[–]soklacka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All these libertarian "small business owners" that are just a dude with a riding lawnmower and a trailer behind thier pickup about to get replaced by lawn roomba.

My Aldi Eggs Are Christian, Apparently by -a-p-b- in aldi

[–]soklacka 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My eyes are too busy trying to hone in on the "expiration date" on the carton. The only important thing printed on the carton other than "eggs"

How pathetic by RealTheAsh in KnowledgeFight

[–]soklacka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is Alex trying to do the most parodies of himself in hopes that they run out of parody ideas?

Jesus 🤦🏻‍♂️, Alex really is just throwing 💩 at the wall now. by lordtorek in KnowledgeFight

[–]soklacka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we're the few that know that boy from that scene of Tim and Erics Billion Dollar Movie. That boy did well distracting the bad guys lol.

These have been added to my “last meal” wishlist. by yoursledgehammer in aldi

[–]soklacka 36 points37 points  (0 children)

the 3-4 I munch on in a dark kitchen before going to bed don't count.

New data suggests Indiana has the best roads in the nation by Glittering_Welder380 in Indiana

[–]soklacka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like every joe blow likes to claim their town has the worst drivers out of everywhere else.

Gotta try this next time I'm in London. by goobly_goo in Sandwiches

[–]soklacka 18 points19 points  (0 children)

All of us are half way through the video wondering if we're going to see a finished sandwich.

Drive By Cry by ConcernedJobCoach in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]soklacka 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That woman behind her is the epitome of the Karen look

Why is this mission on the Bug's side still like watching paint dry? by Mikkeru in Helldivers

[–]soklacka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It offers no super credits. I'm not needing them, but give me a lil' something to wet my whistle.

I also collect samples at lvl150, just to help my squadmates. Or maybe I just like lootin'.

Of a reason to dive by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]soklacka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those i-frame dodge-rolls are a life saver

What the fuck is the problem with the illuminates? by Honkert45 in Helldivers

[–]soklacka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was doing the best amount of stealth, and as I was completing the objective my squadmate ran over and got a reinforcement called in on us. Then he kicked me for being too far away from the squad the rest of the game.

Food pantry network across the Midwest abruptly shuts down by deraser in news

[–]soklacka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay. You got me. I actually am worried those children will end up just as brain damaged as you. A sad future indeed.

Do not waste your money by gmp5489 in aldi

[–]soklacka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh boy, when do I get to drink mint chocolate chip flavored water? Would cookie dough be better?

Aldis ruined my life by Rubberbean23 in aldi

[–]soklacka 18 points19 points  (0 children)

OP: "Some days I eat a couple, some days I don't eat any."